these people are the worst

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• Eddbopkins@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  In no man’s sky. They just release a pokemans game mode they call xenoSomething. I had a weak little lvl 19, and decided to do the multiplayer and battled a team of 30s. My little lvl 19 beat 2 of this guy’s lvl 30s.

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• bstix@feddit.dk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I like playing multiplayer games as long as the purpose is to play the objective, team work, strategy, shoot enemies and enjoy the scenery.

  Unfortunately most multiplayer games are about coordinating your mouse DPI with the screen FPS and ensuring that your graphic card coolant is flowing at the proper gallons per second.

  If I cared about single pixels or abusing the game engine and hardware I would be playing 8bit games. I really don’t get why AAA developers keep making these games for people to win by boring skillless optimization

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• wildcardology@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Reminds me of Shroud

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• glimse@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Everyone who is better than me is a sweaty tryhard with no life.

  I do not believe that someone can beat me without dedicating their life to this game.

  No one ever just gets lucky or goes on a hot streak.

  I should be winning games as easily as I did at lower ranks despite not making an effort to get better

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• jj4211@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’ve found competitive games just aren’t for me.

  When I’m doing well competitively, I’m just not having as much fun. Have to take it too seriously to compete and particularly in strategy games the best strategy is often not the most fun.

  Playing with known friends in a small instance is decent, but playing in an open scenario just feels exhausting.

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Be Me

  Log into Highly Competitive MOBA / Team Shooter Game

  Rank: Mud

  Get slotted into a team of 8-year-olds, Alzheimer’s patients, and people on disability after falling off a ladder at work.

  Lose to a team of 9-year-olds, Parkinson’s patients, and people playing the game on a second screen during an office meeting

  Oh gee, I wonder how it feels to be The Best Player In FlobsKnight: Cry of Obligation, kicking dirt on little old me!

  Win against a team of 6-year-olds, people in a coma, and players with no arms learning to use the control with their toes

  I am the greatest FlobsKnight player on earth!

  Rank Up: Dry Grass

  Quality of opponent improves slightly

  Never win again

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• kevin2107@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  just play 1 of the thousands of solo games. why tf would you play with sweaty jobless nerds

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• bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I can smell the BO reading some of these comments

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• Spacehooks@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Do PVE not PVP

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• xelar@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You can always use vpn in roblox, connect to country where most people are at work at that time, jump into fps game and go on continous kill streak playing against the kids.

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• dejova281@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And on the flip side of this there’s people who barely spend any time in the game beating no-lifer’s causing them to finally rage quit the game.

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• h4lf8yte@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And this gentleman is how we get cheaters.

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• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  you feel bad because you had a shitty day

  I feel bad because my life is worthless

  we are not the same

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Quit your job and git gud, scrub.

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• bequirtle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What do you expect? You want them to let you win? You’re not a child and they’re not your dad lol

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• Rusty@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just play single player games, they are much less stressful. I used to play StarCraft and Warcraft 3 when I was younger, but now I’m too slow for those games and for some reason there are no no RTS games since StarCraft 2.

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• sirico@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Even co-op always that one friend that turns up like golden homer and the rest of the party just got new underwear.

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• ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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• GeekMan@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ugh THIS. SO MUCH THIS.

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• hraegsvelmir@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is the main reason why I don’t pick up FPS games, even when they’re on a crazy sale. Back in the day, when they had proper campaigns, rather than barebones tutorials for online matches, I could at least enjoy working through a campaign at my own pace. Now that everything seems to be just about multiplayer, by the time the games get down to a price that seems reasonable for something I’ll only play on occasion, the only people left are the ones who seem bent on making a career out of playing that game. It’s just no fun, but there’s also no chance I’d be willing to drop the stupid amount of money those games cost at release to be able to play against others at my level.

  Oh well, these days, I also haven’t really got time to be playing a bunch of games at once, so my limited gaming time goes towards other genres, anyway.

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• wrinkle2409@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just play offline ez

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• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It would be really easy to simply ‘skill match’ players by the amount of time they’ve spent actively playing a live match of the game.

  But that would do 2 things:

  Make Pay2Win players exceedingly obvious

  Make people who’ve been playing a long time but do infact just suck… it would make them very mad.

  Oh! A third thing!

  It would make it too obvious which games actually reward and encourage things like teamwork and coordination via well designed gameplay, and which do not.

  Don’t yell ‘but smurfs!’ … come on, every big online game has you log in first, you think they can’t grab your MAC address and hardware ids with their anti-cheat?

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Most competitive video games skill match players using a system based on ELO, which is basically just the number of games you have played vs the number you have won. But then they slightly tweak that to give a really bad player like 1 win outta every 10 games or so just to keep them from quitting.

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  • Ajen@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It would also hurt their best customers while helping the people who only buy games on sale, which isn’t great for their bottom line.

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• FireXtol@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Also known as pwnin n00bs.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Git gud nub lmao ezpz

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• Furbag@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Lol had this happen to a discord buddy of mine recently. He’s Master rank Guile on Street Fighter 6 and he loaded up a ranked match with no warmup after work one day and got a Guile mirror match as his first opponent. He got completely stomped and thought to check the opponent’s name… it was Tyler1.

  So he loaded up his stream, and since it’s on a delay he got to see the end of his own match and have Tyler1 shit talk him after the fact.

  Admittedly, cold loading into ranked is probably never a good idea, but when you have a real 9-5 and limited time to play video games in the evenings I understand the desire to just belt out a few ranked matches before bed or whatever.

  I felt secondhand frustration after I heard about it.

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  • Fizz@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Whats the issue? He lost to t1 and he thinks it was undeserved or something. T1 is one o the few streamers who is really good at games.

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    • Furbag@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Never said he felt like it was undeserved. He loses to better players who are not famous streamers all the time in Master rank. Nobody really likes getting verbally abused just because they had one bad match. I know that the FGC loves their trash talk, but it’s juvenile as fuck. Life is hard enough without having to get beaten while you’re down doing something that is supposed to be fun.

      Also, the point of the thread, and my post, is pointing out that skill is only one part of the equation. My friend has a job which he dedicates 1/3rd of his waking hours to. Tyler1 is a professional streamer and can easily grind out games for 12+ hours per day. I don’t think there is a reality in which he could compete with someone who has such an advantage in hours played.

      Side note: The only comment he really made on the match itself that could even come close to be considered complaining/copium was that Tyler1’s playstyle is very frustrating to play against. He turtles up and plays defensively, which is a super safe, low risk method of stacking up wins. The Guile mirror match did not make things any easier. A lot of people complain about him using Modern controls, but my friend thinks that if T1 dedicated some of his time to learning classic controls, he could become as absolute monster since he’s already really good and has mastered the fundamentals.

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  • KuroiKaze@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I mean as a fighting game player with a real life, I can tell you that I play exactly zero matches of ranked online and am much happier for it

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    • Furbag@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I tend to agree with most of the other commenters in this thread - PvP games are just not for me anymore. I used to like them, but now it’s almost anxiety-inducing. I avoid them mostly, or if I do play I will dabble in the most casual of modes available to me and I’ll flee at the first sign of sweaty gamerbros or toxic attitudes.

      I much prefer solo or co-op games where the only opponent is an AI. There’s less pressure to perform well and as a result I can relax and have fun rather than stress about not letting my team down or getting humiliated and verbally abused by my opponents (and sometimes teammates, depending on the game).

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• samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Playing competitive games if you’re trying to feel better after having a bad day at work sounds like a terrible idea.

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  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It can be. I’m generally very competitive. I like competitive fps games. I can do ok or well and I’m fine. But if I lose hard a few games in a row I am definitely not relaxed.

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  • Cityshrimp@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Competitive is fine, just don’t play ranked. Nothing but tryhards.

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    • Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ranked gets you a balanced game though, unranked is usually a shit show and just as hard to win because your teammates might be trolling

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    • baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de [bot] ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      well, yes, that’s sort of the point of ranked. to try hard.

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• TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Good thing that my comfort game is an RTS game where I play 10v10, and you could easily see the level of players in the lobby. So, I usually join with other experienced players to ensure I win and possibly finish the game quickly, to get a dopamine hit for de-stressing.

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  • Cease@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    BAR?

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    • TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Warno

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• noxypaws@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I play mostly Space Station 14 where the culture is overwhelmingly enthusiastic about helping new players learn the ropes. Like, the nature of the game makes it genuinely enjoyable to welcome new folks into the fold and train them on various jobs and game mechanics. It’s so awesome.

  Many servers have actively enforced rules against powergaming, as well.

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  • techt@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I didn’t know there was a… sequel? How does 14 compare to 13?

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    • Cease@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I would say it’s a bit easier to get into, with generally less lag and slightly better UI. The game is still extremely complicated but at least the wiki for each server is packaged as part of the game now and is pretty easy to navigate

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    • noxypaws@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      14 is a remake of 13 in C#. I never played 13, tho I tried to get it working on linux a few months ago with no success.

      14’s active player count I believe has surpassed 13 and I regularly see folks on 14 who are playing 14 for their first time after playing 13 for years, and they seem quite happy with it.

      Hell, there’s collaboration between (I think) monke station (ss13) and Starlight (ss14) because monke is working on moving to 14, based on Starlight’s fork, and Starlight had a big influx of players from that server who wanted to check out their potential future.

      It’s fucking amazing. I mostly play on Hardlight, an 18+ furry erotic roleplay allowed server, which is also pioneering saving ships with big stashes for items, and seamless round transitions (you evac back to CC after a round, but if you have your own ship it just FTLs to CC and you remain in the world instead of going back to the new round screen, and you just FTL again to the next station). But I also have a TON of time on Starlight Alpha which is also amazing (and not ERP if you’re not into that :P)

      The big differences are that ss14 runs a lot better but ss13 has a lot more content, but the content difference is rapidly shrinking. ss14 is definitely the way to go now.

      Highly recommend you check it out! Can get the launcher on steam and it’s like zero effort to install and launch even on linux

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• BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There were games I was practically godly at, I preferred being matched with similar skilled players. Though you can learn unique tricks from newer players too. Then I started to get older and had to work more, lived alone so all chores were mine to do, and hours varied. I eventually realized I can’t perform at that level anymore and it was getting frustrating. There really isn’t much division in skills with PvP elements so I avoid it. I’ve learned coop games are some great fun or if it’s PvP it’s something that’s goofy fun.

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• Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Single player all the way.

  Or, if you MUST play something online, play against bots.

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  • rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Or play against friends!

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    • Zorque@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Or play something cooperative!

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• BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is why I won’t touch anything with PvP.

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