Dating apps from 2018-2022 were wild. Might still be but I've been monogamous since late 2023.

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I don’t get it are you planning on dumping a fifth margarita on her face?

  Don’t you realize how expensive those things are these days?

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• tias@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I don’t think we were using the same dating apps

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  • Asafum@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Seriously… My experience was more like a bunch of sent messages and this:

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  • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I lived in an active area, am very tall, genuinely kind, work a weird schedule that incorporates lots of time off and I’m pretty charismatic. Luck was also heavily on my side.

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• some_random_nick@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  All this horny posting gotta be some gov psyop to cultivate more incel culture on non-bot infested social media platforms

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  • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Im psyop-ing you, take that nerd

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    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You psy-oped all over their face!

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I just can’t with the daddy talk

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  • ramenshaman@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I used to be in the same boat until my current gf said it. I didn’t know she was gonna say it like that. Conceptually I still think it’s weird but I still came.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      so like, people have different reactions to different stimuli and that’s cool and all, i just get major ick from it.

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• FellowEnt@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I met my wife on Tinder in 2021. Recently reinstalled it and holy fucking shit it’s changed so much. Feels like a pay to play game now.

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    you sound happily married…congrats?

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    • FellowEnt@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I mean technically still married but working on the happy part lol

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• OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Should have been there during the early 2010s, god dam!

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  • trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yep. Its gone. More or less a way to bait lonely dudes into paying for matches (that likely dont exist anyways).

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    • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oof sounds like enshitification hit hard

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  • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Plenty of fish / okcupid era - my housemate told me off when I brought home 14 different people in 14 consecutive nights just because I had my profile fully filled out.

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    • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Mate plenty of fish was the best place to cast the net lol

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  • backalleycoyote@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Should have been there during the late 90s and early 00s when binge drinking was the rage. No dating apps, no addiction to socials, just bars full of horny drunk people making bad choices the way nature intended. Some nights you gave the facial, some nights you received, some nights both. Most mornings you had no idea what the fuck you’d done but the lingering stank told you it was probably regrettable.

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    • seathru@quokk.au ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “Last call!” bar instantly turns into drunken speed dating

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• Obnomus@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Bro wtf

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  • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What happened?

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    • Obnomus@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Nvm

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• bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  @violet08@lemmy.world has freed Lemmy!

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• Bieren@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It is basically nothing but bots, catch fish and fake accounts. They are all hot trash.

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  • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    catch fish

    You are talking about catfishing, I suppose?

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• ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Out of curiosity, are you monogamous with someone who was asking for a bukkake on the first date or did you choose more wisely? 🙃

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  • Speculater@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not OP chose the wild girl. Do not regret.

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    • ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      An ex-wild girl can be both very mature and exciting to be with, and someone you can build something solid with, but it has to be “ex” wild, past deep introspection and/or therapy. Ofc if you just wanna bang and don’t care about building anything, the wild girl is a better pick, lol.

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    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Sometimes I ponder

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  • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Chose wisely

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    • ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Congrats! 🎉

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• basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I hope we are taking turns

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• bluejayway@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  stop posting this shit

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  • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What shit?

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