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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨violet08@lemmy.today⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Oh, it’s you again.

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  • Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨33⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    You appear to have gotten one of my cats two remaining brain cells…

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  • Harvey656@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Congratulations @violet08@lemmy.today this is the first one that got me to say “Eww”

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  • synapse1278@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My armpits are machines that turn clean mouth into a mouth full of hairs.

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  • GardenVarietyAnxiety@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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  • etchinghillside@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Am I the only one whom encountered antiperspirant/deodorant when trying this and put it on the “whelp – not doing that again” list?

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    • violet08@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      yeah, it tastes awful

      the armpits have to be au naturel

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  • Jarix@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Reminds me of an old co worker who couldn’t fathom why his gf got so horny wherever he was sweaty

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  • zxqwas@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    I have so many unanswered questions I’m too ticklish to ever find out.

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    • daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      That’s a fetish too.

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨50⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      cut a tongue size piece of beef. run it under a hot tap. rub it on your pits.

      it’s about like that.

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  • bellly@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Back with an absolute banger 😌✊️

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  • Naho_Zako@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    I am starting to guess it’s you posting within seconds. I’ll bestow you a tag, but honestly I don’t even think I need it lol.

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Thank you for your service

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  • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨50⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Yock.

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨52⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    1000003209

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  • Mim@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Kinky 😏

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