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• BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’m not sure my butcher offers such favours.

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  • dumbass@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Well, you got a shit butcher.

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• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  if I use that, what will I stuff in my ass?

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  • dumbass@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Buy two tongues, obviously!

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      in this economy?!!

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      • dumbass@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Fine, buy one, lay it flat on a chopping board, cut it in half, either horizontally or vertically across the tongue, now you have 2.

        Why do I have to explain something you should already know, it’s your kink.

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