Whatta my color? 🤩

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• OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I was lucky enough to be born with bright green eyes, and cursed with terrible nearsightedness and so need glasses to see more than a foot past my nose. Alas

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Mine are darker green, but I was also blind as a bat before I paid someone in an dark alley in the used hubcap district to hold me down and shine a laser pointer at my retinas.

    I’ve had 20/20 ever since, but I was -4.75 and -5.5 before correction.

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    • Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Missed the opportunity to use the Riddick eye quote:

      Gotta kill a few people.Then you got to get sent to a slam, where they tell you you’ll never see daylight again. You dig up a doctor, and you pay him 20 menthol Kools to do a surgical shine job on your eyeballs.

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• tgcoldrockn@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Blue Eyes Brown Eyes

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  • khannie@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My God. That video is incredible. I feel somewhat surprised I’ve never come across it before but thanks for posting it. What a little nugget.

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• dumbass@piefed.social ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hey swamp eyes!

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• sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I wish they’d be less pretty. Fucking try-hards.

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• TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I have green eyes, but I’m also trans so not very pretty alas

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  • FatVegan@leminal.space ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s like your opinion, man or woman

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    • TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I would ask for a second opinion but I probably shouldn’t upload selfies of myself onto the internet 🤣

      That’s like rule one of online safety lol

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• yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Green eyes are considered pretty? Did someone sneak this concept in when rizz and aura started coming into play?

  I always thought green eyes were like a sign of snakery

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Oh wow you can stare a really long time.

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• Agrivar@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Pshhhh, real ones know that blue is the superior eye color.

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  • Gathorall@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Well yeah, Aryans don’t have to beg for people to recognize their higher inherent value. /s

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• P1k1e@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fuck man I know a guy who does this

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