What, no Microslop?
They're calling it the Trump Laptop. Highest quality. So affordable. We're making technology great again, folks.
Submitted 4 days ago by UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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rumschlumpel@feddit.org 4 days ago
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 days ago
What, no Microslop?
No way this runs on Windows. It’s Linux or bust.
Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 4 days ago
Then bust, that is how this presidency is going.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 days ago
If it’s gonna run Linux, it’s going to be the most evil distro available; not Ubuntu.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 4 days ago
Windows 3.11 for the win!
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 4 days ago
Linux is communism. /s
wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
The obvious choice is ReactOS.
MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Ah, but consider:
Red Hat
(No hate to RHEL, just hat joke)
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 4 days ago
To be a trump laptop, needs to be made in China, and then a cheap coat of gold paint is applied by American
prison slavelabour.robocall@lemmy.world 4 days ago
“designed in America, made in China” added to it
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 4 days ago
“Assembled in amerikkka”
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 days ago
Running LINUX? Socialism?
Xenny@lemmy.world 4 days ago
That was a bug. You weren’t supposed to see that it’s running an Ubuntu back end. See this is their “new proprietary” AI Trump OS that totally isn’t just a copy pasted Linux distro. That’ll be $500 for the licensing fee please.
DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
This is the opposite of a Trump Laptop. It should be gaudy and useless, instead it’s rough but probably functional.
Bytemeister@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Right… trumptop would be a 35lb lead slab moulded around a 2016 Acer Aspire, spray pained gold, and comes with cheetos and pubes in the KB already.
Gates9@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
Etterra@discuss.online 3 days ago
Where’d they get that clean pizza box? That shit ain’t cheap.
Enzy@feddit.nu 3 days ago
Don’t be silly. Trump doesn’t know how to use Ubuntu.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 days ago
It’s so simple even a Republican can use it
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 3 days ago
That’s not a Trump laptop. No children were molested in the making of it.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Eh. Depending on where those parts were sourced…
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Especially the pizza box.
NatakuNox@lemmy.world 4 days ago
The fact that it turns on makes it a top 5 Trump product
Restaldt@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Still more real than those Trump phones suckers pre-ordered
Wispy2891@lemmy.world 4 days ago
That one I don’t understand. It’s just a gold colored Chinese phone from Alibaba. Probably they put more effort in designing the box than
designing the phone itselfchoosing the right tone of the gold color for the plastics. It takes 1 week of consultation with the manufacturer (ok, two weeks, because they need to explain how important that a gold wallpaper is set as default) and two months to import them. What are they waiting? Mr FIFA peace prize just want the money and deliver a “air” phone?
rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 days ago
Smh my head, with all that chassis space, they could have used a mechanical keyboard
PacMan@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
Need to be spray painted gold to be a Trump-top
atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 days ago
it should be using VibOS, not ubuntu
aeration1217@lemmy.org 3 days ago
still using my pizza gateway 3000 🐄
heiligerbimbam@lemmy.wtf 4 days ago
The mouse should be wrapped into some kind of golden aluminum foil
HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
ngl I once dreamed of making something similar but with full on PC specs in a suitcase but then I remember I cant do any of the things I need to be able to do to make that
Gork@sopuli.xyz 4 days ago
This is definitely the best in cyber that money can buy.
collapse_already@lemmy.ml 4 days ago
I bet it would be depressing as fuck to watch that fat asshole try to Google how to fix something.
pennomi@lemmy.world 4 days ago
It’s not spray painted gold
db2@lemmy.world 4 days ago
And it would probably be running Astra or Red Star.
The_Lurker@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Back in the day you had Hannah Montana Linux. And Satanic Linux (which had to be installed over Christian Linux). Loads of OSes were just rebranded Ubuntu. Trump OS should be all gold and a rebrand of Red Star (only replacing the boot logo and wallpaper).