What, no Microslop?
They're calling it the Trump Laptop. Highest quality. So affordable. We're making technology great again, folks.
Submitted 2 months ago by UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 months ago
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What, no Microslop?
No way this runs on Windows. It’s Linux or bust.
Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Then bust, that is how this presidency is going.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
If it’s gonna run Linux, it’s going to be the most evil distro available; not Ubuntu.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Windows 3.11 for the win!
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Linux is communism. /s
wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
The obvious choice is ReactOS.
MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ah, but consider:
Red Hat
(No hate to RHEL, just hat joke)
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
To be a trump laptop, needs to be made in China, and then a cheap coat of gold paint is applied by American
prison slavelabour.robocall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“designed in America, made in China” added to it
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
“Assembled in amerikkka”
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Running LINUX? Socialism?
Xenny@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That was a bug. You weren’t supposed to see that it’s running an Ubuntu back end. See this is their “new proprietary” AI Trump OS that totally isn’t just a copy pasted Linux distro. That’ll be $500 for the licensing fee please.
DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
This is the opposite of a Trump Laptop. It should be gaudy and useless, instead it’s rough but probably functional.
Bytemeister@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Right… trumptop would be a 35lb lead slab moulded around a 2016 Acer Aspire, spray pained gold, and comes with cheetos and pubes in the KB already.
Gates9@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Etterra@discuss.online 2 months ago
Where’d they get that clean pizza box? That shit ain’t cheap.
NatakuNox@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The fact that it turns on makes it a top 5 Trump product
Restaldt@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Still more real than those Trump phones suckers pre-ordered
Wispy2891@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That one I don’t understand. It’s just a gold colored Chinese phone from Alibaba. Probably they put more effort in designing the box than
designing the phone itselfchoosing the right tone of the gold color for the plastics. It takes 1 week of consultation with the manufacturer (ok, two weeks, because they need to explain how important that a gold wallpaper is set as default) and two months to import them. What are they waiting? Mr FIFA peace prize just want the money and deliver a “air” phone?
Enzy@feddit.nu 2 months ago
Don’t be silly. Trump doesn’t know how to use Ubuntu.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s so simple even a Republican can use it
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That’s not a Trump laptop. No children were molested in the making of it.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Eh. Depending on where those parts were sourced…
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Especially the pizza box.
rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Smh my head, with all that chassis space, they could have used a mechanical keyboard
PacMan@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Need to be spray painted gold to be a Trump-top
atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
it should be using VibOS, not ubuntu
aeration1217@lemmy.org 2 months ago
still using my pizza gateway 3000 🐄
heiligerbimbam@lemmy.wtf 2 months ago
The mouse should be wrapped into some kind of golden aluminum foil
HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
ngl I once dreamed of making something similar but with full on PC specs in a suitcase but then I remember I cant do any of the things I need to be able to do to make that
Gork@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
This is definitely the best in cyber that money can buy.
collapse_already@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
I bet it would be depressing as fuck to watch that fat asshole try to Google how to fix something.
pennomi@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s not spray painted gold
db2@lemmy.world 2 months ago
And it would probably be running Astra or Red Star.
The_Lurker@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Back in the day you had Hannah Montana Linux. And Satanic Linux (which had to be installed over Christian Linux). Loads of OSes were just rebranded Ubuntu. Trump OS should be all gold and a rebrand of Red Star (only replacing the boot logo and wallpaper).