I never understood why you could only have pizza anytime if it is on a bagel. Nothing stops you from eating a regular pizza for breakfast. 🤷♂️
90's throwback
Submitted 3 weeks ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Did you not understand the part about a bagel? A pizza bagel? Man has many achievements, but the pizza bagel will be our chariot into Godhood.
toynbee@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Leftover cold pizza is amazing for breakfast after a LAN party that ran late.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
TachyonTele@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
“I have made a funny!”
SSETranquility@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Very kung fu
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
My diet is actually about seventy-five percent bagel bites.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That may explain your gastrointestinal situation.
TwilitSky@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“Pizza in the morning, Pizza in the evening, Pizza at Supper Time” “Eating all this pizza may explain your gastrointestinal situation!”
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
May want to have a blood panel done up.
MTZ@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The picture of physical perfection and animalistic dominance.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Is the other quarter pizza rolls?
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Pizza’s not for breakfast!
SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Morning, noon, or night time, any time’s the right time, pizza goin’ down so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine
tpyo@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
When pizza’s on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime!
Thank you for writing that out. I never understood the beginning of that 2nd part and it’s plagued me for… decades really. So now I can sing that shit in full, and not fill in “pizza during crack time” because I knew that wasn’t right
Eufalconimorph@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
AFAIK the earliest recipe for something called “pizza” is basically a cake dusted with saffron & powdered sugar. In Bartolomeo Scappi’s 1570 cookbook “Opera dell’arte del cucinare”. So given how different it is from modern Pizza, I figure just about any round flat baked item with toppings is arguably a pizza.
TwilitSky@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You can also have pizza when it is not on a bagel. Many prefer it this way.
pewpew@feddit.it 3 weeks ago
YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Obligatory (nsfw)
floppybiscuits@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I hate this, it made me laugh
frog@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
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MTZ@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Pizza has enriched my life in every conceivable way.
fartographer@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Have you tested using controls to find out if your life was improved by the pizza vs the bagel?
pewpew@feddit.it 3 weeks ago
Pizza is my life