I never understood why you could only have pizza anytime if it is on a bagel. Nothing stops you from eating a regular pizza for breakfast. 🤷♂️
90's throwback
Submitted 1 month ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Did you not understand the part about a bagel? A pizza bagel? Man has many achievements, but the pizza bagel will be our chariot into Godhood.
toynbee@piefed.social 1 month ago
Leftover cold pizza is amazing for breakfast after a LAN party that ran late.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
TachyonTele@piefed.social 1 month ago
“I have made a funny!”
SSETranquility@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Very kung fu
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 month ago
My diet is actually about seventy-five percent bagel bites.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That may explain your gastrointestinal situation.
TwilitSky@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Pizza in the morning, Pizza in the evening, Pizza at Supper Time” “Eating all this pizza may explain your gastrointestinal situation!”
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
May want to have a blood panel done up.
MTZ@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The picture of physical perfection and animalistic dominance.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Is the other quarter pizza rolls?
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Pizza’s not for breakfast!
SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Morning, noon, or night time, any time’s the right time, pizza goin’ down so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine
tpyo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
When pizza’s on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime!
Thank you for writing that out. I never understood the beginning of that 2nd part and it’s plagued me for… decades really. So now I can sing that shit in full, and not fill in “pizza during crack time” because I knew that wasn’t right
Eufalconimorph@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
AFAIK the earliest recipe for something called “pizza” is basically a cake dusted with saffron & powdered sugar. In Bartolomeo Scappi’s 1570 cookbook “Opera dell’arte del cucinare”. So given how different it is from modern Pizza, I figure just about any round flat baked item with toppings is arguably a pizza.
TwilitSky@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You can also have pizza when it is not on a bagel. Many prefer it this way.
pewpew@feddit.it 1 month ago
YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Obligatory (nsfw)
floppybiscuits@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I hate this, it made me laugh
frog@feddit.uk 1 month ago
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MTZ@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Pizza has enriched my life in every conceivable way.
fartographer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Have you tested using controls to find out if your life was improved by the pizza vs the bagel?
pewpew@feddit.it 1 month ago
Pizza is my life