Dangerous, but worth it?

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• Obnomus@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ok, but hear me out. Head on their thighs while they clean your ears:

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• hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Pro tip (no pun intended): use a wet q-tip to clean your ear first, then a dry one. Pure euphoria.

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• OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  throw in a dommy with a sounding rod and we have a deal.

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  • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Do not look up what a sounding rod is

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    • stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      too late

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      wait until you find out how the tuning fork is used.

      oh yeah, it’s happening

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Hello~

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      hello there

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I don’t want anyone to “eat my ass”, I never have, and I never will. Some things you just know you won’t like.

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  • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I used to think that too. I was wrong.

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    that’s a normal response. but…have yoy considered finding someone like this?

    I miss her

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    • felsiq@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Alt text:

      I miss her

      This is way too good to be hidden away

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  • how_we_burned@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I don’t want anyone to “eat my ass”, I never have, and I never will. Some things you just know you won’t like.

    That’s what I said about boofing morphine.

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  • aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Always be open to trying new things!

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yeah I tried it once after a (ex) partner talked me into it. It’s… unique, but I didn’t hate it.

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    • idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I didn’t hate it but I didn’t like it either. It does nothing for me 😞

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  • zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Spotted the boomer MAGA

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Listen I’m more of a freak than a lot of y’all, and I’m a millennial syndicalist, but ass eating just sounds uncomfortable to me. Like if some lady I’m with wants to do it I’m ok to try, but I don’t have an interest in doing so myself, and generally just going down on each other’s fronts sounds better.

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• captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This is the weak version. The real good shit is the scoops you need a camera or a doctor for

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• peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I dont like the qtip in ear feeling. I much prefer the small plastic ear spoons you can buy at cvs

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  • MTZ@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    🔥🔥🔥

    Yes those are fantastic.

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• Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  screenshot saved

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