I don’t want anyone to “eat my ass”, I never have, and I never will. Some things you just know you won’t like.
Dangerous, but worth it?
Submitted 3 weeks ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I used to think that too. I was wrong.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
that’s a normal response. but…have yoy considered finding someone like this?
felsiq@piefed.zip 3 weeks ago
Alt text:
I miss her
This is way too good to be hidden away
how_we_burned@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
I don’t want anyone to “eat my ass”, I never have, and I never will. Some things you just know you won’t like.
That’s what I said about boofing morphine.
aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Always be open to trying new things!
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yeah I tried it once after a (ex) partner talked me into it. It’s… unique, but I didn’t hate it.
idunnololz@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I didn’t hate it but I didn’t like it either. It does nothing for me 😞
zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Spotted the boomer MAGA
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Listen I’m more of a freak than a lot of y’all, and I’m a millennial syndicalist, but ass eating just sounds uncomfortable to me. Like if some lady I’m with wants to do it I’m ok to try, but I don’t have an interest in doing so myself, and generally just going down on each other’s fronts sounds better.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
throw in a dommy with a sounding rod and we have a deal.
icelimit@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Do not look up what a sounding rod is
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
too late
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
wait until you find out how the tuning fork is used.
Obnomus@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This is the weak version. The real good shit is the scoops you need a camera or a doctor for
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Pro tip (no pun intended): use a wet q-tip to clean your ear first, then a dry one. Pure euphoria.
KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I dont like the qtip in ear feeling. I much prefer the small plastic ear spoons you can buy at cvs
MTZ@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
🔥🔥🔥
Yes those are fantastic.
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
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