Stop bogarting that good stuff

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Shit, that age was a while ago for me. Now I’m at the age where playing russian roulette feels like everyone would prefer 6 bullets in the chambers.

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  • sik0fewl@piefed.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’m not suicidal. Five would be fine.

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Give it time

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• QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  YOU BE WHAT???

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• marine_mustang@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Only if it’s the 800mg.

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  • elvith@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Fun fact: Did you know that the dose of 400mg is the ceiling if your goal is to lower pain and higher doses only affect other effects (e.g. being anti-inflammatory) of ibuprofen (and it’s unwanted side effects, too)?

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    • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I did not, but good to know, thanks 💖

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• PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “I hope you brought enough for the whole class”

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• glorkon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m at the age where I sometimes start sentences with “I’m at the age where”.

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• Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I guess I should count myself lucky I don’t need pain relievers?

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Very

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• Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  bottle?? i have never seen pain relievers in anything but blister pack

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  • baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de [bot] ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    america

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  • DramaLama@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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• melsaskca@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Bogarting? You’re old! 😊

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yes, yes I am 😅

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• SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The other week my friend and colleague just pulled a handle of loose ibuprofen out of her pocket.

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    For anyone who watches Impractical Jokers… “Loose candies?”

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• RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You all know how much this shit costs you better pay me.

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  • TheFriendlyDickhead@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Ibuprofen is expensive for you guys?? I think I payed 3€ for like 60 last time I bought a new one. That shit is cheap as fuck.

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• mo_lave@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m at the age

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• jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Is that the one that gives you autism?

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  • SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    No, that was blamed on acetaminophen a.k.a. Tylenol

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• Linearity@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You be what?

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    From Urban Dictionary:

    To keep something all for oneself, thus depriving anyone else of having any. A slang term derived from the last name of famous actor Humphrey Bogart because he often kept a cigarette in the corner of his mouth, seemingly never actually drawing on it or smoking it. Often used with weed or joints but can be applied to anything.

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    • Linearity@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      There’s a recent internet joke about changing the word “gooning” to “profin” because saying “Ibuprofen” would sound like “I be profin’”

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• thethrilloftime69@feddit.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m an Aleve guy

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• daannii@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Aleve is the good stuff. Price has super jacked up though.

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  • wander1236@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    For me Aleve doesn’t work even though generic naproxen does just fine. Makes me wonder just how psychological pain relief really is

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    • daannii@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Aleve Company might be using a lot of fillers or adding something that changes how it’s absorbed by your body.

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