I have a suspicion that most of men's problems and their ability to handle their lives stems from their incapability of sucking their own d***s.

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• cattywampas@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Sucking your own dick feels a lot more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked.

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  • rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You say that like it’s a bad thing

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  • gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Stop shattering my dreams!!!

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  • ZiggyTheZygote@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Hehehe

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• Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  You guys can’t suck you own dicks?

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  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “And during the difficult parts of my life, where were you then Jesus?”

    “That was when I carried you.

    And that was difficult, you see, because I had to let go of my big-ass cock and let it drag in the sand”

    -Footprints (and more) in the sand

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  • Engywuck@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Look, guy has grown a tail!

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    • Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      It’s prehensile, so more like an elephant’s trunk than a tail. But let me tell you, it’s expensive with tailors and I’m really careful and nervous around closing doors.

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• Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I don’t know. I think if we could all do that we’d just have new problems, like never leaving the house.

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  • MarriedCavelady50@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Already happening though.

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  • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You don’t have to do it in your home.

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    • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Seems impolite to do it in public.

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• schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Some men can do that. Go ahead and ask them if they are that much happier.

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• Strider@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Yep, removing sexuality from humans would remove a lot of challenges.

  (Also some positives. Don’t quote me on this)

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• Janx@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I thought it was self-censoring for no fucking reason.

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  • ZiggyTheZygote@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    What do you mean?

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    • Janx@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Maybe it’s your instance, but it censored “dicks”.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I can suck my own dick by getting a tube just big enough for my penis to fit in and long enough to reach my mouth. 🤷‍♂️

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  • Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Dong bong?

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Hoocock

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  • supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Technology makes all of our lives better!

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• givesomefucks@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Yeah, like finding out you could didn’t fuck anybody up…

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• MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  No

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• Engywuck@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  In the shower?

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• Brkdncr@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I think testosterone has a lot to do with it. Anyone that started taking T can tell you that.

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