my current phobia

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• rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  At about 500,000 cubic feet for an average-ish data centre - maybe your mom’s

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    and she doesn’t even charge rent! she’s a classy lady. did you hear where they’re opening the newest one?

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• Cantaloupe@lemmy.fedioasis.cc ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If I’m gonna have a server shoved inside of my cock, I at least wanna self host with it.

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Each sperm can hold over 37MB of genetic data, so the average ejaculation can deposit over 1100TB of genetic data.

  Not quite data canter levels.

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  • Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Not quite data center levels.

    Speak for yourself. I’ve personally managed some rather high throughput with astonishingly low latency.

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  • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    1100TB a second? That seems pretty fast, just gotta link aggregation the inputs and keep em coming.

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    • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You only get that speed after 30s of preparation and conditioning, and it only lasts a few seconds. Burst transmission, indeed.

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    • MaXsteri@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Some what related youtu.be/DzmehB3K4dQ

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  • pewpew@feddit.it ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yo they using sperm to store AI models now?

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    • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If only they could use sperm instead of DDR5…

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  • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oh baby, let me deposit my backup in your repository!

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• hyzen@lemmy.today ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  More prone to DDoS attacks

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Don’t know about distributed, but yeah, that IS an area where “denial of service” is common 😄

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    • PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Fucking cock-blockers!

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    • SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      oh it can definitely be distributed. just gotta have the right mindset

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  • pulsey@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Better pen-test it.

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Daddy data please

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s how they steal your genetic data.

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  • spicytuna62@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Your genetic data, your husband’s genetic data, and your future kids’ genetic data. They’re playing the long con on that one.

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    • db2@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And the mailman too.

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• AlfalFaFail@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s hot!

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• MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  They put a data center in my pussy in 1979 but the whole thing was bigger than me so they had to shred me up into a sludge and coat it with me. You ladies these days have it easy, data centers are much smaller now.

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• WILSOOON@programming.dev ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sooo i get terabyte ethernet, infinite heating and rent for free??? Sign me up!

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• jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sploosh cooling system.

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• WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Promise? UwU

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