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Roses are red, cabinets have shelves...

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨MTZ@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If i was an ICE agent i’d probably shoot myself too

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Or you could just…ya know…NOT be an ICE agent. Do they realize that’s an option?

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      • curbstickle@anarchist.nexus ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        They are ICE agents, so… Probably not.

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    • Seaguy05@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Do you think you’d still get that sign in bonus?

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      • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        From what i’ve heard they haven’t been getting that bonus even if they manage to not shoot themselves, i guess crime doesn’t pay?

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  • Lydia_K@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Feel good story of the year right here.

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  • shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • regedit@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      How many Assholes we got on this ship anyhow?

      YO!

      I knew it, I’m surrounded by Assholes!

      ::flips helmet mask down::

      Keep firing, Assholes!

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  • cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    first good thing ice has done

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  • hellfire103@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You laugh now, but when they figure out they have to hold them forwards it’s over.

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  • sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • green_goglin@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    nature is healing

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  • theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Are they secretly good people after all?

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nature is healing.

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  • JustJack23@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Good

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    When they shot Good, they sure weren’t worried about crossfire. It doesn’t surprise me these clowns would be shooting eachother regularly.

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    • DragonAce@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Not each other, themselves. These morons shot themselves in the leg while holstering their weapons. LOL

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  • DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Idk why but “roses are red” jokes always make me giggle like a child

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    • Rekorse@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Because its clever and has a fantastic cadence. Its funny to me that the start is always the same but the punchline varies wildly too.

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    • Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Roses are red,

      The humor is mild,

      Idk why but “roses are red” jokes always make me giggle like a child

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  • big_dog_pie@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Did they get tired of shooting their spouses?

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    • Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No ICE agents are actually a lot more progressive than us. They shoot everyone equally including immigrants, non-immigrants, protestors, innocent bystanders, and evidently now themselves.

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      • AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Don’t forget the press!

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  • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Inspiring, reminds me of the guy who killed Hitler

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  • 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It would be lovely if they all would

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  • MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They would probably stop shooting themselves if their Bananadine and Jenkem habits didn’t cost them like a million bucks an hour, thanks liberals

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    • MTZ@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Lol did you just reference the fictional drug from Anarchist Cookbook AND the fictional drug from TOTSE.

      A true master of the shitpost.

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      • MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Is my age showing or am I just too young to be on the Internet

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    • CADmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      A TOTSE reference?

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  • merc@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How many are doing it on purpose? They got a big signing bonus that has to be paid back if they quit. They hate the job, and don’t want to do it, but they already spent the signing bonus. If they’re injured on the job they get time to recover, and might be assigned to a desk job once they’re out of the hospital. Blam

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    • MTZ@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I read on several news sites that many if not all of them have not and will not see that bonus. Something about having to be there 5 years, and ICE isn’t expected to be a thing in 5 years.

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  • 33550336@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Very good 😊

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  • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ice got iced.

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  • bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They should stop hiring Barney Fife.

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  • br0da@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    is that where all those SIGs went?

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