Feel good story of the year right here.
Roses are red, cabinets have shelves...
Submitted 2 weeks ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Lydia_K@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
regedit@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
How many Assholes we got on this ship anyhow?
YO!
I knew it, I’m surrounded by Assholes!
::flips helmet mask down::
Keep firing, Assholes!
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
first good thing ice has done
hellfire103@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
You laugh now, but when they figure out they have to hold them forwards it’s over.
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
green_goglin@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
nature is healing
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Are they secretly good people after all?
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Nature is healing.
JustJack23@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
Good
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
When they shot Good, they sure weren’t worried about crossfire. It doesn’t surprise me these clowns would be shooting eachother regularly.
DragonAce@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Not each other, themselves. These morons shot themselves in the leg while holstering their weapons. LOL
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Idk why but “roses are red” jokes always make me giggle like a child
Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Because its clever and has a fantastic cadence. Its funny to me that the start is always the same but the punchline varies wildly too.
Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Roses are red,
The humor is mild,
Idk why but “roses are red” jokes always make me giggle like a child
big_dog_pie@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Did they get tired of shooting their spouses?
Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
No ICE agents are actually a lot more progressive than us. They shoot everyone equally including immigrants, non-immigrants, protestors, innocent bystanders, and evidently now themselves.
AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Don’t forget the press!
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Inspiring, reminds me of the guy who killed Hitler
9point6@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It would be lovely if they all would
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
They would probably stop shooting themselves if their Bananadine and Jenkem habits didn’t cost them like a million bucks an hour, thanks liberals
MTZ@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Lol did you just reference the fictional drug from Anarchist Cookbook AND the fictional drug from TOTSE.
A true master of the shitpost.
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Is my age showing or am I just too young to be on the Internet
CADmonkey@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
A TOTSE reference?
merc@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
How many are doing it on purpose? They got a big signing bonus that has to be paid back if they quit. They hate the job, and don’t want to do it, but they already spent the signing bonus. If they’re injured on the job they get time to recover, and might be assigned to a desk job once they’re out of the hospital. Blam
MTZ@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I read on several news sites that many if not all of them have not and will not see that bonus. Something about having to be there 5 years, and ICE isn’t expected to be a thing in 5 years.
33550336@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Very good 😊
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 weeks ago
Ice got iced.
bhamlin@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
They should stop hiring Barney Fife.
br0da@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
is that where all those SIGs went?
ignotum@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If i was an ICE agent i’d probably shoot myself too
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Or you could just…ya know…NOT be an ICE agent. Do they realize that’s an option?
curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 2 weeks ago
They are ICE agents, so… Probably not.
Seaguy05@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Do you think you’d still get that sign in bonus?
ignotum@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
From what i’ve heard they haven’t been getting that bonus even if they manage to not shoot themselves, i guess crime doesn’t pay?