Feel good story of the year right here.
Roses are red, cabinets have shelves...
Submitted 2 months ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Lydia_K@lemmy.world 2 months ago
shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
regedit@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
How many Assholes we got on this ship anyhow?
YO!
I knew it, I’m surrounded by Assholes!
::flips helmet mask down::
Keep firing, Assholes!
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
first good thing ice has done
hellfire103@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
You laugh now, but when they figure out they have to hold them forwards it’s over.
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
green_goglin@thelemmy.club 2 months ago
nature is healing
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Are they secretly good people after all?
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Nature is healing.
JustJack23@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Good
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
When they shot Good, they sure weren’t worried about crossfire. It doesn’t surprise me these clowns would be shooting eachother regularly.
DragonAce@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Not each other, themselves. These morons shot themselves in the leg while holstering their weapons. LOL
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Idk why but “roses are red” jokes always make me giggle like a child
Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Because its clever and has a fantastic cadence. Its funny to me that the start is always the same but the punchline varies wildly too.
Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Roses are red,
The humor is mild,
Idk why but “roses are red” jokes always make me giggle like a child
big_dog_pie@piefed.social 2 months ago
Did they get tired of shooting their spouses?
Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
No ICE agents are actually a lot more progressive than us. They shoot everyone equally including immigrants, non-immigrants, protestors, innocent bystanders, and evidently now themselves.
AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Don’t forget the press!
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Inspiring, reminds me of the guy who killed Hitler
9point6@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It would be lovely if they all would
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
They would probably stop shooting themselves if their Bananadine and Jenkem habits didn’t cost them like a million bucks an hour, thanks liberals
MTZ@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Lol did you just reference the fictional drug from Anarchist Cookbook AND the fictional drug from TOTSE.
A true master of the shitpost.
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Is my age showing or am I just too young to be on the Internet
CADmonkey@lemmy.world 2 months ago
A TOTSE reference?
merc@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
How many are doing it on purpose? They got a big signing bonus that has to be paid back if they quit. They hate the job, and don’t want to do it, but they already spent the signing bonus. If they’re injured on the job they get time to recover, and might be assigned to a desk job once they’re out of the hospital. Blam
MTZ@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I read on several news sites that many if not all of them have not and will not see that bonus. Something about having to be there 5 years, and ICE isn’t expected to be a thing in 5 years.
33550336@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Very good 😊
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 months ago
Ice got iced.
bhamlin@lemmy.world 2 months ago
They should stop hiring Barney Fife.
br0da@lemmy.world 2 months ago
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 months ago
is that where all those SIGs went?
ignotum@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If i was an ICE agent i’d probably shoot myself too
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Or you could just…ya know…NOT be an ICE agent. Do they realize that’s an option?
curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 2 months ago
They are ICE agents, so… Probably not.
Seaguy05@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Do you think you’d still get that sign in bonus?
ignotum@lemmy.world 2 months ago
From what i’ve heard they haven’t been getting that bonus even if they manage to not shoot themselves, i guess crime doesn’t pay?