Distraction

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• PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Can someone shoot the president to detract from the president shitting himself?

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah, but they’ll miss and then that’ll be a distraction from stealing the midterms

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  • ramenshaman@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Best I can do is bomb Venezuela.

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  • DaMummy@hilariouschaos.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Or at least shit on the president.

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    • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Porque no los dos

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    • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yes, dumping a dump truck of shit on him. Great idea. 👌

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• zbyte64@awful.systems ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  We also will kidnap the leader of another country as a distraction

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  • ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    NGL I completely forgot that happened for the past week. I can’t believe he’s still in custody and nothing’s happened lately.

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    • mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oh no the distraction works…

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  • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And bait the rest of the world into World War Two 2, Electric Boogaloo

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• umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  nothing of this is a distraction. it’s all just fascism.

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  • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yep. Not being able to keep up with all the facism doesn’t mean any of it are distractions.

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    • altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Like with phone call scams, being paralyzingly overwhelming is the point.

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• pedz@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yes , that’s how Trump and his administration operates. Whether it’s on purpose or just the product of a chaotic idiot, that’s how it works. Every day is a shit show to make people forget the previous shit show. It’s how they can do anything without consequences.

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  • SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh, we know it’s intentional. “Flood the zone” on Wikipedia

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• roserose56@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image To have a pedophile USA president and you wait the elections or the Epstein files lol. You are cooked.

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• Widdershins@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I can’t be the only person who looked at the top right corner to see how much brown mana it cost to cast this.

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• mrmisses@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I thought trump announcing he wants to rig the elections was a distraction from shitting himself and the new Epstein stuff released

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ttpopbbfft

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• apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Then play the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme.

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• ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Shart of the deal

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• PwnTra1n@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The Aristocrats!

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• adubya@feddit.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why is AI trying to make Bobby Kennedy look like a bespectacled Texan & as well as Doug and Dr. Oz younger than they are?

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  American here: It sounds like the Germans have it spot on.

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• kennedy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  or they’re just that incompetent. Not everything is a conspiracy

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yep

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