Distraction

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• Widdershins@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  I can’t be the only person who looked at the top right corner to see how much brown mana it cost to cast this.

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Yep

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• zbyte64@awful.systems ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  We also will kidnap the leader of another country as a distraction

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  • ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip ⁨57⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    NGL I completely forgot that happened for the past week. I can’t believe he’s still in custody and nothing’s happened lately.

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    • mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨55⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Oh no the distraction works…

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• PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Can someone shoot the president to detract from the president shitting himself?

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah, but they’ll miss and then that’ll be a distraction from stealing the midterms

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  • ramenshaman@lemmy.world ⁨32⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Best I can do is bomb Venezuela.

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  • DaMummy@hilariouschaos.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Or at least shit on the president.

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    • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Porque no los dos

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• umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  nothing of this is a distraction. it’s all just fascism.

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  • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz ⁨12⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Yep. Not being able to keep up with all the facism doesn’t mean any of it are distractions.

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• mrmisses@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I thought trump announcing he wants to rig the elections was a distraction from shitting himself and the new Epstein stuff released

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• apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Then play the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme.

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• ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Shart of the deal

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• kennedy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  or they’re just that incompetent. Not everything is a conspiracy

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• PwnTra1n@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  The Aristocrats!

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