Submitted 3 weeks ago by throws_lemy@reddthat.com to technology@lemmy.world
The world’s largest particle accelerator now has an important new mission: heating thousands of homes. The Large Hadron Collider at CERN has begun to funnel the waste heat from its cooling system to a new residential and commercial area in the nearby French town of Ferney-Voltaire, with the new linkup expected to be able to heat several thousand homes at once.
They say if you stand in the middle of the LHC, you’ll be warm for the rest of your life…
Amidala: Because they’ll gain super powers right? Right?
Anakin: smiles
Maybe someone like should check if this is true. Anatoli Bugorski I am looking at you.
I know you mean in the centre of the beam, but you can stand in the middle of the loop of the LHC and be perfectly fine
This thing has been running for over 15 years and they just figured out they could use the waste heat?
It’s not really the same thing today as it was 15 years ago. It also hasn’t been running continuously that whole time. They regularly stop experimenting to build new extensions onto it.
I visited the LHC back in 2019 and at the time they were expanding it even then.
I doubt you can answer but did it just become economically viable?
I’d bet it was viable earlier and someone just figured this out.
Makes me wonder recycling the heat from AI data centers.
I guess someone has to finance the infrastructure to connect towns, might be some new ecological regulations that pushed this
Better late than never
We must stop the Organization, SERN.
El. Psy. Congroo.
Tuturu
I know this is probably a mundane engineering thing, but it sounds like a ramp up to a Black Mirror episode. We just need some kind of social commentary. Maybe the waste energy secretly contain MacGuff-ons, a known chrono-hazard. Only the poorest people will use it, for lack of alternative?
You might want to play Psycho Patrol R.
So random French households have portals summoning demons? Damn, I wish I was French.
Joke, of course I didn’t wish I was French. But a demon portal would be awesome in my house though.
Sounds like Kvatch to me.
Wait until the people find out that the waste heat is contained in liquid hydrogen at 3 kelvin.
the waste heat comes from cryogenics system that keeps all of this helium at below 3K. turns out you need to spend a lot of energy to cool down things to temperatures this low
Yes, well Mr. Smartypants, did you consider that maybe Mr. Freeze and his family were living in Ferney-Voltaire instead of your ‘technically correct’ explanation?!
Pretty sure they use celcius in France bruh
You can always freeze excess heat in case you need it later. Just microwave it, when needed!
I’ve been playing Steins;Gate while snowed in and now super apprehensive about anything CERN related lol
El Psy Kongroo…
THE LOOP MUST FLOW
Who let the worlds largest particle accelerator steal excess heat from the LHC??
dukemirage@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The headline makes it sound like this is unintentional.
ripcord@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It must be some sort of base pessimism thing. My automatic assumption was that it was benevolent and intentional.
Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It might be about general knowledge of how colliders work, the sentence structure does it no favours, but half way through I realised it had to be intentional/beneficial due to knowing the only possible way a collider generates heat as a byproduct.
Where as someone that doesn’t know much about colliders might read that sentence and assume it’s like radiative heat or something.
UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Same.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Yeah like “the use of combustion engines will heat millions of French homes in the next ten years.”