I apparently smell like checks notes forest. That actually made me look at the fragrant ingredients: aloe vera juice, rosemary, parsley, sage, and “fragrance”. I mean sure: put those together in one place, and bam! Forest.
HAWK SHARK
Submitted 2 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 2 months ago
FishFace@piefed.social 2 months ago
HAWK TUARK?
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Not when they’ve got 10 rows of teeth.
FishFace@piefed.social 2 months ago
Coward.
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I want to smell like bacon, for my dog’s sake.
RelativeArea1@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
I wanna smell like fruit, because I am fruity.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Earlier today I found out that old spice makes a lavender scented deodorant for men. It’s light and pleasantly subtle
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Most old spice deodorants are so sweet they could almost be considered girly, but they market it as manly. It’s genius.
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de [bot] 2 months ago
I wanna smell clean and not bother people with a sensitive sense of smell
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I use Tom’s of Maine because I’m allergic to HAWK SHARK deodorant.
HeyJoe@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Crazy everyone here uses women’s deodorant? Over here it’s the opposite. My wife discovered long ago that she likes mine way more than hers since its bigger, lasts longer, and seems to work better. Im not a fan of this, but what can i do. So we both use either old spice fresh or old spice sport.
eli@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Same, my wife quickly figured out that my Old Spice lasted longer than anything she’s ever bought before.
She’d have to apply her old deodorant 2-3 times throughout the day(working an office job). But the old spice? Once in the morning and she didn’t have to worry about it again unless she worked out after work.
Now her sister and her mom use old spice for the same reasons.
sockinggood@piefed.social 2 months ago
Same, my dad and I both use the same Sanex deodorant. Both my mom and girlfriend like the smell, also while sweating. Super interesting. Now, my girlfriend likes to wear it too.
rotkehle@feddit.org 2 months ago
that’s why I always buy women’s deodorants. they smell much nicer.
Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I use the Old Spice “Wolf Thorn” which has a dumb name for smelling like gummy worms.
ickplant@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You have to say it in all caps, like this: WOLF THORN.
REDACTED@infosec.pub 2 months ago
Old spice have the most ridiculous names, but I do quite like their shampoos
Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Yeah honestly I have stuck with them for a while, they had decent scents before but since I discovered that Wolf Thorn smells like gummy candies it’s been my go to for deodorant and body wash.
djdarren@piefed.social 2 months ago
I’ve taken to using the same deodorant as my wife. It’s really lightly scented anyway, but most MAN deodorants are a sensory nightmare for her.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m not butch, but I am the sort of girl who prefers wearing masculine scents. Some men want to smell like flowers, I want to smell like a forest
DagwoodIII@piefed.social 2 months ago
If you check the high end stores you can buy deodorants from Calvin Klein, Paco Rabanne etc.
But most of the time I use unscented
BCsven@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
As a man, I choose the unscented antiperspirants. I hate scented stuff.
Ironically when I would bike to work or to an event everyone would be like “OMG you smell amazing, what cologne is that” and I would say its my sweat, and they’d say " no really its great, what is it". And I would repeat I just spent 15 minutes sweating.
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Pheromones. They are hot on you, and you can’t tell when you are being flirted with.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
“I smell the same after sex”
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
My ex smelled like a taqueria when she sweated. Some people smell good when sweating
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
i really hate how people don’t realize it’s the bacteria that grow in sweat which make the bad smell
BCsven@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
😀 I have to use soap or the oil eventually drips down my forehead. Lol.