I apparently smell like checks notes forest. That actually made me look at the fragrant ingredients: aloe vera juice, rosemary, parsley, sage, and “fragrance”. I mean sure: put those together in one place, and bam! Forest.
HAWK SHARK
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TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 1 day ago
FishFace@piefed.social 1 day ago
HAWK TUARK?
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Not when they’ve got 10 rows of teeth.
FishFace@piefed.social 20 hours ago
Coward.
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
I want to smell like bacon, for my dog’s sake.
RelativeArea1@sh.itjust.works 23 hours ago
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 16 hours ago
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jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 19 hours ago
I use Tom’s of Maine because I’m allergic to HAWK SHARK deodorant.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 23 hours ago
I wanna smell like fruit, because I am fruity.
Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 15 hours ago
I use the Old Spice “Wolf Thorn” which has a dumb name for smelling like gummy worms.
ickplant@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
You have to say it in all caps, like this: WOLF THORN.
REDACTED@infosec.pub 14 hours ago
Old spice have the most ridiculous names, but I do quite like their shampoos
Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 8 hours ago
Yeah honestly I have stuck with them for a while, they had decent scents before but since I discovered that Wolf Thorn smells like gummy candies it’s been my go to for deodorant and body wash.
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de [bot] 20 hours ago
I wanna smell clean and not bother people with a sensitive sense of smell
HeyJoe@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Crazy everyone here uses women’s deodorant? Over here it’s the opposite. My wife discovered long ago that she likes mine way more than hers since its bigger, lasts longer, and seems to work better. Im not a fan of this, but what can i do. So we both use either old spice fresh or old spice sport.
eli@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Same, my wife quickly figured out that my Old Spice lasted longer than anything she’s ever bought before.
She’d have to apply her old deodorant 2-3 times throughout the day(working an office job). But the old spice? Once in the morning and she didn’t have to worry about it again unless she worked out after work.
Now her sister and her mom use old spice for the same reasons.
sockinggood@piefed.social 17 hours ago
Same, my dad and I both use the same Sanex deodorant. Both my mom and girlfriend like the smell, also while sweating. Super interesting. Now, my girlfriend likes to wear it too.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
I’m not butch, but I am the sort of girl who prefers wearing masculine scents. Some men want to smell like flowers, I want to smell like a forest
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Earlier today I found out that old spice makes a lavender scented deodorant for men. It’s light and pleasantly subtle
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 20 hours ago
Most old spice deodorants are so sweet they could almost be considered girly, but they market it as manly. It’s genius.
djdarren@piefed.social 23 hours ago
I’ve taken to using the same deodorant as my wife. It’s really lightly scented anyway, but most MAN deodorants are a sensory nightmare for her.
rotkehle@feddit.org 1 day ago
that’s why I always buy women’s deodorants. they smell much nicer.
DagwoodIII@piefed.social 20 hours ago
If you check the high end stores you can buy deodorants from Calvin Klein, Paco Rabanne etc.
But most of the time I use unscented
BCsven@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
As a man, I choose the unscented antiperspirants. I hate scented stuff.
Ironically when I would bike to work or to an event everyone would be like “OMG you smell amazing, what cologne is that” and I would say its my sweat, and they’d say " no really its great, what is it". And I would repeat I just spent 15 minutes sweating.
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Pheromones. They are hot on you, and you can’t tell when you are being flirted with.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 21 hours ago
“I smell the same after sex”
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
My ex smelled like a taqueria when she sweated. Some people smell good when sweating