Your GF has always wanted to know the answer

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• NullPointerException@lemmy.ca ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Whenever I can, I do use a tissue. It prevents that famous last drop that always goes to the underwear.

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  • YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    How do you moisturize your balls then?

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    • HerrBeter@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ah, the enjoyable moisturizer smell of old rotten piss

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  • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    there is a point you can press to squeeze the last drop out, I just dunno how to describe it

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    • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The gooch

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    • HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      After you do that, if you press a piece of toilet paper flush against the tip you’ll see there’s still a spot there which would end up in your underwear

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  • deHaga@feddit.uk ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Cock blot

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• Cort@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  1000004072

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• tidderuuf@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  There’s a reason why we don’t like standing next to each other at urinals.

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• RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  We pretend shaking helps, but we always get revenge drops.

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• Nariom@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  if you shake it more than thrice, you’re playing with it

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    good rule of thumb

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  • 87Six@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wait a damn minute, HOW exactly do you shake yours?

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And if I shake it more then thrice for you?

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    • toomanypancakes@piefed.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That’s how you get a good tip

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• voodooattack@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You guys don’t wash?

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• hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Harlem shake

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  • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Instructions unclear: pooped on a friend and became a children’s entertainer

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• Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The Venture Bros taught me the power of dabbing it. And if all else fails, try mounting the hand dryer.

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