That’s a deep and profound message. Thank you.
Clippy had the best suggestions
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coffee_nutcase207@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 7 hours ago
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 7 hours ago
You guys wanna go get hiiiigh?
Aneb@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Only for a good price
Kazel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 hours ago
not tried but considered
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Counter-offer: I half-ass it and use soft drugs
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Yeah…
GreenDust@lemmings.world 2 days ago
And how’s it going?
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Not the worst idea I ever had…
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Oooh it’s been pretty tempting there, Clippy m’lad. But the group of hard drug users I’ve met and liked is pretty low (not zero, though), which holds me back a bit.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 6 hours ago
met and liked
So if you met none, it’s still true.
Yes, i’m sitting on the toilet on a break from coding.
Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
This is true. But I have met some - didn’t like most, liked 2 or 3 (only thinking it’s a damn shame they were on a dark path)
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 days ago
someone on Grindr offered to do meth with my.
God I was tempted.
I’m in a low point in life, and that I was so tempted, I sometimes hate myself for turning them down
mika_mika@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
When I was in my early 20s a grindr arrangement showed up at my place and something was clearly wrong. tweaking with a meth pipe asked me if I wanted any.
I was insulted, but let him jerk off to me anyway in exchange I got to toss his drugs and paraphernalia. Nothing against drugs, but hope that dude in particular stayed clean.
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
I’m a city bus driver, and I found a bag of meth. Gotta say I was tempted. Take a week off work and have a little meth-cation. But it’s such a gnarly drug, not worth it. Shit just highjacks your brain. I hate to say Nancy Regan was right about anything, but just say no to that shit.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
the thing with long term depression, no amount of consequences seem real compared to the promise of feeling any positive emotions for a few minutes.
the main reason I didn’t try it is because I fear all the consequences and also I fear that I won’t feel anything good from it. tried other drugs like weed and shrooms and they are all disappointingly meh, I think my brain might be immune to some drugs. tried a dose higher than a hero dose and all it did is keep me awake with no other effects. it was annoying.
abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
You’ll thank yourself later. I sat next to an addict in the train today. Felt nothing but pity for that poor soul. It’s a great way to become a bad rolemodel, if you have such aspirations.
Sometimes it feels like our life’s are not our own. We’re just cog wheels in the machines of society. Than you look at a person like that and you realise that you’ve got it pretty good, all things considered. We do have a lot of control of our own lives, but we take most of it for granted.
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 6 hours ago
You’ve probably sat next to tonnes of meth addicts.
Most of them just probably didn’t show.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I know that, but damn, long term depression and general shittiness of life can hit hard. I would likely do anything for a hit of dopamine, to just fell like a human again, for just a moment. Hopefully me therapist doesn’t cancel tomorrow again
Emi@ani.social 2 days ago
Yeah but I don’t have money and don’t know how to get them.
GreenDust@lemmings.world 2 days ago
It’s cheaper to just make them yourself at home!
peopleproblems@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Instructions unclear.
I was going for fentanyl and got something that burns when you touch it
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 2 days ago
to make your very own clippy:
one kg of cocaine
one power charged joint
one bottle of vodka
red chalk or whatever shit they use to draw those pentagrams in movies
white candles. They gotta be white
your own jizz
your blood
a paper clip of course
and finally a kidney
sniff the cocaine, drink the vodka, and smoke the joint AFTER drawing the pentagram and lighting the candles. Then place the paper clip in the center, jizz on it, pour your blood on it, and chant “clippy” while running around the circle with your underwear on your head. It’ll probably work.
The kidney is so you can get a new kidney after you drank a whole bottle of vodka why’d you do that I didn’t tell you to. Oh wait no I did nevermind. But alcohol isn’t good for your kidney so you gotta get that replaced
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 day ago
No just soft drugs clips. Why, you got hard drugs? Do you clips? Where’s the drugs clips. Daddy needs a new pair of drugs don’t be holding out on me clips.
kn33@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’ve thought about it. I got just barely enough going for me to not, though.
cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
I feel this so hard right now.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 day ago
I support this message.
nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 2 days ago
Idk where to buy them.
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
Look up the most dangerous area in your town and talk to the guy who stands outside the liquor store. Voila! /s
mika_mika@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Note: in my experience this does NOT work if you are a clean-cut looking person. You will be assumed to be the police and/or you will be threatened. You get your girlfriends to buy the drugs for you.
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 6 hours ago
Yes.
And I’ll do it again you bitch.
Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
If I use a different hard drug, this time will be different!
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 6 hours ago
What would you want it to be different? That’s the great thing about drugs. You change but they stay the same. Alright alright alright.