it is legal to keep a kangaroo as a pet in oklahoma

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• lechekaflan@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Looking for Vegemite in the middle of nowhere OK.

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• redwattlebird@lemmings.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Just waiting for a mate

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  • ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Gold tier…! Wish I could upvote it multiple times

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• MummysLittleBloodSlut@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I didn’t notice what all the fuss was about until I noticed it’s in America. This is completely normal over here

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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is completely normal over here

    Strewth, it’s another one of the animals we australians consider a nuisance and our national mascot.

    Quick, get the gun we can legally own without having constant school shootings so we can bag dinner!

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    • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      so we can bag dinner!

      Careful, you guys don’t wanna lose in a gun fight with roos like you did with emus… twice

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War#Second_attempt

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• blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s that time to post about Travis again

  en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Travis_(chimpanzee)

  Some animals shouldn’t be kept as pets

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• seathru@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Unless it’s a different one, this hoppy boy has been running around Glenpool for around 6 months now.

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  • andros_rex@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The name is Martha, apparently it has been returned to its owner who lost it recently. That may be an entirely different escaped kangaroo.

    Then of course, the matter of the kangaroos hopping around the courts of Stillwater…

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    • TomMasz@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Why are there all these kangaroos in Oklahoma?

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• rosco385@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Careful yanks, those bastards will appear from nowhere to fuck up your day, and your front bumper.

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  • Delphia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    They are essentially deer who get about on their back legs behavior wise.

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    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Bullshit, I’ve seen the video of the one drowning a dude’s dog and I’ve read about them tearing people’s innards out with their claws.

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• CaptKoala@lemmy.ml ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  He’s fuckin tiny. Wait till you find a big red.

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• sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Now I’m off to see how they are as pets. Awful would be my guess.

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  • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yes, but people keep children at home and they can suck as well.

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• ikidd@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  More like livestock.

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• sem@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  They feet this big all the time?

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• Fredselfish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I don’t know but as Oklahoman, I promise we don’t want one of these as a pet. We’re not Florida man.

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  • Jackcooper@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    So tiger king was Oklahoma

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• jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  🎶Ooooaaaaaaklhoma, where the ‘roos come hoppin’ down the plain. With poverty, as far as you can see, and casinos on each reserv - a - tion.

  Well we know that you’re stuck on that land. And the land that you’re stuck on is bland. And when we saayyyyy, Yeeow! Ayipioeeay! We’re only sayin’ are you sure you’re fine, Oklahoma? You don’t look like you’re OK.🎶

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• n3cr0@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’ve seen enough of this AI slop!

  The legs look completely off and the tar patch on the road fades into the yellow line.

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  • andros_rex@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Not AI.

    Image

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  • astanix@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That doesn’t look like a tar patch. It looks like tire rubber. The legs dont loom right tho.

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