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• empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This pun only works if you mispronounce one or the other

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  • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Like persephone playing a saxophone.

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    • bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Penelope rhymes with antelope!

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  • protist@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Pretty sure that’s the point

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  • too_high_for_this@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Or both!

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    • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Chistotle on Arispotle?

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  • wolfrasin@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    What if we said them both wrongly (⌐■_■)

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  • TheBlindPew@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yeah, everyone knows the correct pronunciation is Chip-ōl-tay

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  • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Like not even close mispronounce.

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  • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Well, there isn’t an ‘é’ at the end of Chipotle so I assume you pronounce it like Aristotle instead of like Nestlé.

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    • LSNLDN@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I unironically thought it was pronounced chipottel until I heard Cartman in that South Park episode

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Aristotle on the Chipotle?

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Marble Bust with a burrito lust?

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• Mist101@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ancient Greek on a burrito that leaks?

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• The_Lurker@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I could probably get it if I knew the emperor. But I don’t. And I can’t.

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  • brossman@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    it’s aristotle (pronounced aristotle)

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    • Excrubulent@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Thanks for clarifying the pronunciation, I was confused.

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    • too_high_for_this@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I believe it’s actually pronounced Aristotle, to rhyme with Aristotle

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    • wolfrasin@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      ‘Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle’

      By examination of rhyme in ancient songs of yore we can guess at correct pronunciation

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    • The_Lurker@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I get it now!

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  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Image

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  • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Hint: its not an emperor

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    • The_Lurker@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      That’s where I got confused. I thought it was Marcus Aurelius. Very confused.

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    • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You can tell by the beard.

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Santa in a burrito!

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• DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Chip-pot-el

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• DrSleepless@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ceaser on a place that doesn’t sell salad

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  • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Ceaser?

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• SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Aristoteles on Chipotle?

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• cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  chipotle on my plat-o

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• Alsjemenou@lemy.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  clint eastwood on fast food?

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