Complete Snoozefest

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• Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wait wait but what about Sleepy Joe???

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  • Doomsider@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Could you imagine if Joe had fallen asleep during a press release like this? It would be blaring on Faux News for the next month.

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  • random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Peacefully sleeping?

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• ieatpwns@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • Xanthobilly@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There was literally a medical emergency on the floor next to him and all he could do was stand there. He either: A) lacks all empathy and was upset the attention wasn’t on him, or B) so snowed out of his gourd with Alzheimer’s he didn’t know what was happening. Either of which makes him unfit for office.

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    • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      honestly I’m not sure he was even aware

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    • Rothe@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Of course he lacks empathy. That is the main reason he doesn’t care or notice what is going on around him. If something is happening where he is not the center of attention, then it doesn’t happen in his version of reality.

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    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      hes standing up to allow more room for his dookie.

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    • ieatpwns@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I think it’s c) fucking terrified of being in a sick persons shoes

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• dorumon@lemmy.cafe ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Vascular Dementia is one hell of a trip and Trump won’t survive the next two years since it seems like he is in the middle symptoms of it. Guy shits in a diaper and takes hormones and uppers but that doesn’t stop his veins from being clogged up from the decades of MC Donalds he consumed. So that means random swelling and easy brusining especially to parts of the body like limbs and particularly the feet in the case of vascular dementia where they get swollen constantly. His brain also doesn’t get enough oxygen as well but that doesn’t mean it’s being clogged up in the traditional dementia way. It’s literally being starved of oxygen and is slowly killing him because his arteries are fucked.

  The point I’m trying to make here. Don’t eat like Trump. Even if your family doesn’t have a history of Dementia. Vascular Dementia will fuck you up later in life.

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  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    cocaine induced dementia

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• mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  shhhh DON’T WAKE THE BABY MAN

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• affenlehrer@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  BTW Sleeping dogs was in my opinion a great and absolutely underrated game

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• WanderWisley@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hope it’s one of those forever naps soon.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Is he sleeping?”

  “Yes. And possibly shitting his pants.”

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• myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The sleepy diddler is so much better than sleepy joe.

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• rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The face of Pampers leak-proof nappies.

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  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    he upgraded from depends to astronaut nappies.

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• daannii@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Donny dementia

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• Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sleeping in my doody

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