sucked in losers

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• whoisearth@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is this why my girlfriend always be wanting in my pants? 🤣

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• mEEGal@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  richest contry on Earth

  its population can’t even handwrite

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  • calcopiritus@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Heh. Ironic.

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• webp@mander.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Self own, the air of my dick is excellent

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• skisnow@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sadly also too tall for the blood to reach their brains, resulting in Shit Art Syndrome and Dick Hygiene Forgetfulness.

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• tatann@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fun fact : the taller guy from Lonely Island also suffer from stinky dick

  www.youtube.com/watch?v=N24fVEJyQKM&t=35s

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• Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  As a short person, is it too much to request that they put their dick away? Or at least get medical treatment, because we really shouldn’t be able to smell it.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    yeah dudes hanging a christmas tree from your dangle won’t cut it anymore.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I wouldn’t be a musky husky if I didnt have the musk. 🤷‍♂️

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• joyjoy@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Their pelvises are all at the same height.

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  • psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Rooster326@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So much space for activities organs

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• ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bro: My dick is the worst! Am I right or am I right ladies?

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• empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So what I’m hearing is “I don’t wash my penis properly so the air its been in stinks”

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• itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Don’t forget my farts are down there too

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  • plm00@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nah but heat rises. Short people get to escape the farts sooner.

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    • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I like to fart around tall people for exactly this reason.

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• rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Suck it? Don’t mind if I do. sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrppppp

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