Kohler Wants to Put a Tiny Camera in Your Toilet and Analyze the Contents

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• RattlerSix@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  When you have to call in tech support

  youtu.be/ddgVVeSX_tE

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• skaffi@infosec.pub ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Something, something, Kohlera.

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• Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Smart Pipe!

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• phoenixz@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  As long as it always aims down. I don’t need my butt captured

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• SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sensor log, day 45: “Yep, it’s still shit"

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  • Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This time it’s jizz, every Thursday at 9:15am and 9:15 pm. Why is their timing so precise.

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• fubarx@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Subscription service. This is why you get an MBA.

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  • MML@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Soon: Babe did you pay the Shitter subscription? It won’t flush

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  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Business school graduate: “Hmm, the TP & bidet angles already exist, there must be a new way for me to generate wealth every time everyone shits.”

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• treesquid@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And let me guess, they’re going to sell the data

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• frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  No.

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• hexthismess@hexbear.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They want to dekoda my doodies?

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• Zier@fedia.io ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Revised headline: Kohler wants to be all up in your shit.

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• Doombot1@beehaw.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Six hundred bucks, PLUS $70-$156/year??? For a shit camera? That’s insane…

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  • LiveLM@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My exact thoughts. If anyone pays for this they deserve to get fleeced.

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  • bluGill@fedia.io ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What can they figure out? If they can detect cancer when it is easy to treat I'd pay much more than that.

    i don't think they can detect anything useful, but if they can.

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• the_q@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Scrubs did the Doctor Toilet years ago!

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• darvocet@infosec.pub ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Excuse me sir, I gotta check your butthole.

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  • Raiderkev@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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• xxce2AAb@feddit.dk ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’m not sure I want to live on this planet anymore.

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  • Manjushri@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh… I’m sure.

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• LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  But can it see COVID??

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• Noodles4dinner@hexbear.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Lol, they made SmartPipe

  m.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ&pp=0gcJCR4Bo7Vq…

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  • Shortstack@reddthat.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m a simple woman,

    I see smartpipe, I upvote

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