LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins
@LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net
- Comment on proof of wormholes 1 day ago:
What the fuck is up with the people here seemingly rabidly eager to believe tylenol causes fucking autism? I guess the comment saying people are desperate for answers was really fuckin right
- Comment on Or the common cold! 3 days ago:
down here chokin’ on grass, (but Whitey’s on the Moon)
- Comment on Roll it up, light it up, smoke it up 4 days ago:
You can eat edibles before you go to bed 🙄
- Comment on yeah everything is probably made of like, idk, earth water, fire and air or something idrk 5 days ago:
What about bamboo
- Comment on US Takes Nearly 10% Stake in Intel, Clinching Unorthodox Deal 4 weeks ago:
“Unga munga” jesse-wtf
- Comment on US Takes Nearly 10% Stake in Intel, Clinching Unorthodox Deal 4 weeks ago:
the state taking a 10% stake in a company isn’t communism
- Comment on makes more sense than this shit 4 weeks ago:
things weren’t good before then though
- Comment on Meta’s flirty AI chatbot invited a retiree to New York. He never made it home. 5 weeks ago:
the old man’s brain was such pudding he thought a chatbot was real but yes go off about monogamy
- Comment on Help. 5 weeks ago:
Honestly being constrained to only respond to a prompt is a big crack, for me, in the “am i talking to a person” illusion that these things seem to be for all these idiots. Oh, it only says a thing, in response? Well that’s lame
- Comment on Remember to 2FA your kidneys. 5 weeks ago:
ok hack me
- Comment on Remember to 2FA your kidneys. 5 weeks ago:
I hate 2fa so very much and long for the world of the past where just having a fucking account and a password was enough, now you need to break your fucking email and wait for a fucking text to turn on your fucking toaster
I don’t care what security nerds say I don’t need every single fucking god damn thing to have the same security as a bank account
- Comment on 💀 💀 💀 5 weeks ago:
bruhs pulled pork
- Comment on Actors that have been the least believable scientist castings, I’ll start. 1 month ago:
feddit.nl continuing to be identical to feddit.uk i don’t know why you dumb fucking shitlibs don’t just stay on reddit
- Comment on US F-16s lose out as Thai air force seals US$600 million deal for Swedish Gripen jets 1 month ago:
why would you buy an american plane with how boeings hold up
- Comment on Grok’s ‘spicy’ video setting instantly made me Taylor Swift nude deepfakes 1 month ago:
for the low low cost of 300 hundos a month you can have “AI” waifu boobies and an “assistant” that sends you illegal porn, wow the future truly is here
- Comment on stupid sexy apples 1 month ago:
im assuming this apple based honey is for vegans so if any of y’all have tried it let me know how it would work as a honey substitute in cooking recipes, the best solution I’ve found so far is to ignore my chefs who tell me not to use corn syrup and mix that with brown sugar. It’s obviously not the same as honey but better than just going “ah fuck it just skip it”
- Comment on stupid sexy apples 1 month ago:
Without looking it up I can confidently tell you that bee free honey isn’t about “avoiding ecological collapse affecting a product,” it’s about vegans giving waaaay too much of a shit about bees to the point that honey is “not vegan”
- Comment on Ukraine Sends Evidence of 10,000 Russian Chemical Attacks to The Hague 1 month ago:
if Russia is going to use illegal chemical weapons why the fuck would they use this instead of literally any of a number of more effective chemical weapons
- Comment on 'Climate change doesn't exist,' says Reform UK mayor despite third summer heatwave 2 months ago:
oh no, the horrific violence 😢😢😢😢
Hey shithead mods, politicians allowing installed capitalism to destroy the climate and reduce our planet to an inhospitable cinder are also engaging in violence, but on a genocidal scale
Removing “advocacy for violence” against these people is you taking a stand, siding with them as they do this
In which case I hope the guillotine comes for you too, you fucking comprador nerds.
- Comment on Babies made using three people's DNA are born free of hereditary disease 2 months ago:
more and more benefits to the polycule
- Comment on the universe about to have a little minty b 2 months ago:
this mf out here thinking God is gonna pay for 4k textures on everything, even the skybox!
- Comment on How Nintendo locked down the Switch 2’s USB-C port and broke third-party docking 2 months ago:
- Comment on Enjoy 2 months ago: