LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins
@LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net
- Comment on i enjoy high fructose corn syrup too 2 days ago:
I work at a private college and i’m not in a management position so I don’t do any ordering and am constrained by budget but everyone loves, respects and fears my powerful ability to cook so I can pretty much freestyle dishes however I want to as long as i’m getting the food out on time and it tastes good
I haven’t asked about honey substitutes yet but I’ve recently gotten them to try a vegan chicken stock that has proven really adequate for adding a lot of flavor to risotto or fake chicken dishes, and i just got them to try a different vegan mozzarella that turned out to be better than the sysco brand shit they were getting
- Comment on i enjoy high fructose corn syrup too 3 days ago:
i tried to use corn syrup as a vegan honey substitute for a glaze of spiced nuts for roasted carrots and let me tell you that corn taste is a bit off and I really should have just like idk made a simple syrup with sugar or something
i wish vegans would just eat honey it’s just bees I didn’t vote to consider bugs animals (but even though I disagree i’m not gonna feed people honey like the cooks I work with who sometimes “forget” it isn’t vegan)
- Comment on Punch Time 6 days ago:
“I hope you’re thirsty because I brought some punch” is an even more idiomatic way to phrase things than “I’m going to punch your lights out”
- Comment on Brits in disbelief as new refillable drinks ban implemented across UK 1 week ago:
If Im ever denied my sugar water at a restaurant i will simply cry, scream, piss, shit and fart until I have my way or am forced to leave
- Comment on Kremlin bans fuel exports until the end of the year as Russia’s supply is disrupted by Ukrainian drones 2 weeks ago:
almost every country on earth
- Comment on Kremlin bans fuel exports until the end of the year as Russia’s supply is disrupted by Ukrainian drones 2 weeks ago:
I guess you can do allot when you don’t care about your own people and you have oligarc piggy banks to crack
You say that but the west doesn’t seem to be doing a lot, just throwing Ukrainians into a meatgrinder to NOT take back the land Russia has occupied, which is essentially all of the territory it actually even wants
- Comment on proof of wormholes 3 weeks ago:
What the fuck is up with the people here seemingly rabidly eager to believe tylenol causes fucking autism? I guess the comment saying people are desperate for answers was really fuckin right
- Comment on Or the common cold! 3 weeks ago:
down here chokin’ on grass, (but Whitey’s on the Moon)
- Comment on Roll it up, light it up, smoke it up 3 weeks ago:
You can eat edibles before you go to bed 🙄
- Comment on yeah everything is probably made of like, idk, earth water, fire and air or something idrk 3 weeks ago:
What about bamboo
- Comment on US Takes Nearly 10% Stake in Intel, Clinching Unorthodox Deal 1 month ago:
“Unga munga” jesse-wtf
- Comment on US Takes Nearly 10% Stake in Intel, Clinching Unorthodox Deal 1 month ago:
the state taking a 10% stake in a company isn’t communism
- Comment on makes more sense than this shit 1 month ago:
things weren’t good before then though
- Comment on Meta’s flirty AI chatbot invited a retiree to New York. He never made it home. 1 month ago:
the old man’s brain was such pudding he thought a chatbot was real but yes go off about monogamy
- Comment on Help. 1 month ago:
Honestly being constrained to only respond to a prompt is a big crack, for me, in the “am i talking to a person” illusion that these things seem to be for all these idiots. Oh, it only says a thing, in response? Well that’s lame
- Comment on Remember to 2FA your kidneys. 1 month ago:
ok hack me
- Comment on Remember to 2FA your kidneys. 1 month ago:
I hate 2fa so very much and long for the world of the past where just having a fucking account and a password was enough, now you need to break your fucking email and wait for a fucking text to turn on your fucking toaster
I don’t care what security nerds say I don’t need every single fucking god damn thing to have the same security as a bank account
- Comment on 💀 💀 💀 1 month ago:
bruhs pulled pork
- Comment on Actors that have been the least believable scientist castings, I’ll start. 2 months ago:
feddit.nl continuing to be identical to feddit.uk i don’t know why you dumb fucking shitlibs don’t just stay on reddit
- Comment on US F-16s lose out as Thai air force seals US$600 million deal for Swedish Gripen jets 2 months ago:
why would you buy an american plane with how boeings hold up
- Comment on Grok’s ‘spicy’ video setting instantly made me Taylor Swift nude deepfakes 2 months ago:
for the low low cost of 300 hundos a month you can have “AI” waifu boobies and an “assistant” that sends you illegal porn, wow the future truly is here
- Comment on stupid sexy apples 2 months ago:
im assuming this apple based honey is for vegans so if any of y’all have tried it let me know how it would work as a honey substitute in cooking recipes, the best solution I’ve found so far is to ignore my chefs who tell me not to use corn syrup and mix that with brown sugar. It’s obviously not the same as honey but better than just going “ah fuck it just skip it”
- Comment on stupid sexy apples 2 months ago:
Without looking it up I can confidently tell you that bee free honey isn’t about “avoiding ecological collapse affecting a product,” it’s about vegans giving waaaay too much of a shit about bees to the point that honey is “not vegan”
- Comment on Ukraine Sends Evidence of 10,000 Russian Chemical Attacks to The Hague 2 months ago:
if Russia is going to use illegal chemical weapons why the fuck would they use this instead of literally any of a number of more effective chemical weapons
- Comment on 'Climate change doesn't exist,' says Reform UK mayor despite third summer heatwave 2 months ago:
oh no, the horrific violence 😢😢😢😢
Hey shithead mods, politicians allowing installed capitalism to destroy the climate and reduce our planet to an inhospitable cinder are also engaging in violence, but on a genocidal scale
Removing “advocacy for violence” against these people is you taking a stand, siding with them as they do this
In which case I hope the guillotine comes for you too, you fucking comprador nerds.
- Comment on Babies made using three people's DNA are born free of hereditary disease 2 months ago:
more and more benefits to the polycule
- Comment on the universe about to have a little minty b 2 months ago:
this mf out here thinking God is gonna pay for 4k textures on everything, even the skybox!
- Comment on How Nintendo locked down the Switch 2’s USB-C port and broke third-party docking 3 months ago:
- Comment on Enjoy 3 months ago:
