LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins

@LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Velma can't math.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to be able to do calculus and now I don’t even remember algebra

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ANTI PEE PAINT⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  well pissing on the tree gives it valuable nitrogen yummy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ANTI PEE PAINT⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  anybody who thinks this would work has never pissed before, people would just bow their legs a little or pee at an angle

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ANTI PEE PAINT⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  comment reads like it’s motivated mostly out of disgust for the homeless

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kohler Wants to Put a Tiny Camera in Your Toilet and Analyze the Contents⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But can it see COVID??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Greece lawmakers back plan to allow 13-hour workday⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Every single boss and every single lawmaker pushing for this need to be disemboweled and left to dry in the sun

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i enjoy high fructose corn syrup too⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I work at a private college and i’m not in a management position so I don’t do any ordering and am constrained by budget but everyone loves, respects and fears my powerful ability to cook so I can pretty much freestyle dishes however I want to as long as i’m getting the food out on time and it tastes good

  I haven’t asked about honey substitutes yet but I’ve recently gotten them to try a vegan chicken stock that has proven really adequate for adding a lot of flavor to risotto or fake chicken dishes, and i just got them to try a different vegan mozzarella that turned out to be better than the sysco brand shit they were getting

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i enjoy high fructose corn syrup too⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  i tried to use corn syrup as a vegan honey substitute for a glaze of spiced nuts for roasted carrots and let me tell you that corn taste is a bit off and I really should have just like idk made a simple syrup with sugar or something

  i wish vegans would just eat honey it’s just bees I didn’t vote to consider bugs animals (but even though I disagree i’m not gonna feed people honey like the cooks I work with who sometimes “forget” it isn’t vegan)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Punch Time⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “I hope you’re thirsty because I brought some punch” is an even more idiomatic way to phrase things than “I’m going to punch your lights out”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brits in disbelief as new refillable drinks ban implemented across UK⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If Im ever denied my sugar water at a restaurant i will simply cry, scream, piss, shit and fart until I have my way or am forced to leave

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kremlin bans fuel exports until the end of the year as Russia’s supply is disrupted by Ukrainian drones⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  almost every country on earth

  citations-needed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kremlin bans fuel exports until the end of the year as Russia’s supply is disrupted by Ukrainian drones⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess you can do allot when you don’t care about your own people and you have oligarc piggy banks to crack

  You say that but the west doesn’t seem to be doing a lot, just throwing Ukrainians into a meatgrinder to NOT take back the land Russia has occupied, which is essentially all of the territory it actually even wants

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨proof of wormholes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What the fuck is up with the people here seemingly rabidly eager to believe tylenol causes fucking autism? I guess the comment saying people are desperate for answers was really fuckin right

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Or the common cold!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  down here chokin’ on grass, (but Whitey’s on the Moon)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Roll it up, light it up, smoke it up⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You can eat edibles before you go to bed 🙄

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨yeah everything is probably made of like, idk, earth water, fire and air or something idrk⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What about bamboo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US Takes Nearly 10% Stake in Intel, Clinching Unorthodox Deal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Unga munga” jesse-wtf

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US Takes Nearly 10% Stake in Intel, Clinching Unorthodox Deal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  the state taking a 10% stake in a company isn’t communism

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨makes more sense than this shit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  things weren’t good before then though

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta’s flirty AI chatbot invited a retiree to New York. He never made it home.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  the old man’s brain was such pudding he thought a chatbot was real but yes go off about monogamy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly being constrained to only respond to a prompt is a big crack, for me, in the “am i talking to a person” illusion that these things seem to be for all these idiots. Oh, it only says a thing, in response? Well that’s lame

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember to 2FA your kidneys.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  ok hack me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember to 2FA your kidneys.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I hate 2fa so very much and long for the world of the past where just having a fucking account and a password was enough, now you need to break your fucking email and wait for a fucking text to turn on your fucking toaster

  I don’t care what security nerds say I don’t need every single fucking god damn thing to have the same security as a bank account

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨💀 💀 💀⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  bruhs pulled pork

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Actors that have been the least believable scientist castings, I’ll start.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  feddit.nl continuing to be identical to feddit.uk i don’t know why you dumb fucking shitlibs don’t just stay on reddit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US F-16s lose out as Thai air force seals US$600 million deal for Swedish Gripen jets⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  why would you buy an american plane with how boeings hold up

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grok’s ‘spicy’ video setting instantly made me Taylor Swift nude deepfakes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  for the low low cost of 300 hundos a month you can have “AI” waifu boobies and an “assistant” that sends you illegal porn, wow the future truly is here

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨stupid sexy apples⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  im assuming this apple based honey is for vegans so if any of y’all have tried it let me know how it would work as a honey substitute in cooking recipes, the best solution I’ve found so far is to ignore my chefs who tell me not to use corn syrup and mix that with brown sugar. It’s obviously not the same as honey but better than just going “ah fuck it just skip it”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨stupid sexy apples⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Without looking it up I can confidently tell you that bee free honey isn’t about “avoiding ecological collapse affecting a product,” it’s about vegans giving waaaay too much of a shit about bees to the point that honey is “not vegan”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ukraine Sends Evidence of 10,000 Russian Chemical Attacks to The Hague⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  if Russia is going to use illegal chemical weapons why the fuck would they use this instead of literally any of a number of more effective chemical weapons