LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins
@LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net
- Comment on Haha that's really cool, funny number man 2 days ago:
“Loving everything about something even the boring parts” isn’t even how love works so i don’t feel the need to address the rest of the gatekeeping
- Comment on Why Do We Keep Fretting About the Future of the Full English? 2 days ago:
For me, and I’m sure many others, the overriding feeling whenever this topic comes up is a nagging sense of deja vu. For the best part of a decade, multiple mainstream press stories have wrung their hands about the apparent demise of the fry-up
- Comment on Haha that's really cool, funny number man 2 days ago:
gatekeeping loser shit tbh
- Comment on Womp womp womp womp 2 days ago:
Kind of a shitty thing to post and title “woml womp womp”
- Comment on ‘Robin Hood’ activists who targeted Crown Jewels plan London Waitrose raids 1 week ago:
because literally stealing to give to the poor is somehow not like Robin hood
I know you. You’re the coworker who hears “we have to stop these shoplifters, they’re the reason you don’t get a raise” and goes all Dwight Schrute crazy ready to literally shoot someone for pocketing something despite the fact that you’ve worked there 20 years and never got a raise that even matched inflation. That’s you.
- Comment on 🐦⬛ Blackbird singing in the dead of night... (人´▽`*)♪ 3 weeks ago:
Like holy shit this could have been a two sentence email “Hey we need a crow emoji, raven, crow, whatever it doesn’t matter. It should go after the eagle emoji”
“It is proposed that” shut the fuck up nerd you’re not writing the fucking magna carta
- Comment on 🐦⬛ Blackbird singing in the dead of night... (人´▽`*)♪ 3 weeks ago:
I love how nerds will be over paid to over intellectualize shit (the document proposing this being in needlessly specific legalese speak) and still get it wrong in the end
- Comment on Gundam Chestnut 3 weeks ago:
Reading about the sheer number of american chestnut trees that used to be on just the east coast is staggering, literally over a billion trees, all producing edible nuts
- Comment on Bread mold 1 month ago:
I would have still eaten them just not the moldy parts
Do they know the hyphae extends past where it’s visibly moldy
- Comment on Newegg partners with PayPal to bring AI-powered shopping experiences to Perplexity and beyond 1 month ago:
cool more shit nobody asked for
- Comment on Scientific Exposure 2 months ago:
knowing literally nothing about the state of academic journalism in China I’m going to just confidently say, lol, lmao, China keep winning (and this is why it will) some-controversy
- Comment on Labcoat! 2 months ago:
i assume it can distract them from the things they need to be doing like paying attention for warning signs of seizures
- Comment on Fans Are Accusing Ubisoft Of Using "Incredibly Disappointing" AI Art In Anno 117 2 months ago:
a new Anno game? I’d almost wanna go pirate it but ehhhh I have eu5 to play
- Comment on Research shows research is the leading cause of research 2 months ago:
pretty sure it’s funding and that’s why China gonna keep winnin’ some-controversy
- Comment on It's OK to just like lemon water. 2 months ago:
Putting a single cucumber into gallons of water isn’t gonna do nothin
- Comment on It's OK to just like lemon water. 2 months ago:
Unrelated but they put out water at my work that’s like just tap water sitting in a dispenser that they’ll sometimes slice like, a couple oranges or lemons or cucumbers into. It adds no flavor and just wastes the fruit or cucumbers
- Comment on It's OK to just like lemon water. 2 months ago:
They already have fiji water which iirc the last time I saw any study of microplastics in water supplies had the least of any bottled water, how much more prestigious does it need to brew
- Comment on Velma can't math. 2 months ago:
I used to be able to do calculus and now I don’t even remember algebra
- Comment on ANTI PEE PAINT 2 months ago:
well pissing on the tree gives it valuable nitrogen yummy
- Comment on ANTI PEE PAINT 2 months ago:
anybody who thinks this would work has never pissed before, people would just bow their legs a little or pee at an angle
- Comment on ANTI PEE PAINT 2 months ago:
comment reads like it’s motivated mostly out of disgust for the homeless
- Comment on Kohler Wants to Put a Tiny Camera in Your Toilet and Analyze the Contents 3 months ago:
But can it see COVID??
- Comment on Greece lawmakers back plan to allow 13-hour workday 3 months ago:
Every single boss and every single lawmaker pushing for this need to be disemboweled and left to dry in the sun
- Comment on i enjoy high fructose corn syrup too 3 months ago:
I work at a private college and i’m not in a management position so I don’t do any ordering and am constrained by budget but everyone loves, respects and fears my powerful ability to cook so I can pretty much freestyle dishes however I want to as long as i’m getting the food out on time and it tastes good
I haven’t asked about honey substitutes yet but I’ve recently gotten them to try a vegan chicken stock that has proven really adequate for adding a lot of flavor to risotto or fake chicken dishes, and i just got them to try a different vegan mozzarella that turned out to be better than the sysco brand shit they were getting
- Comment on i enjoy high fructose corn syrup too 3 months ago:
i tried to use corn syrup as a vegan honey substitute for a glaze of spiced nuts for roasted carrots and let me tell you that corn taste is a bit off and I really should have just like idk made a simple syrup with sugar or something
i wish vegans would just eat honey it’s just bees I didn’t vote to consider bugs animals (but even though I disagree i’m not gonna feed people honey like the cooks I work with who sometimes “forget” it isn’t vegan)
- Comment on Punch Time 3 months ago:
“I hope you’re thirsty because I brought some punch” is an even more idiomatic way to phrase things than “I’m going to punch your lights out”
- Comment on Brits in disbelief as new refillable drinks ban implemented across UK 3 months ago:
If Im ever denied my sugar water at a restaurant i will simply cry, scream, piss, shit and fart until I have my way or am forced to leave
- Comment on Kremlin bans fuel exports until the end of the year as Russia’s supply is disrupted by Ukrainian drones 3 months ago:
almost every country on earth
- Comment on Kremlin bans fuel exports until the end of the year as Russia’s supply is disrupted by Ukrainian drones 3 months ago:
I guess you can do allot when you don’t care about your own people and you have oligarc piggy banks to crack
You say that but the west doesn’t seem to be doing a lot, just throwing Ukrainians into a meatgrinder to NOT take back the land Russia has occupied, which is essentially all of the territory it actually even wants
- Comment on proof of wormholes 4 months ago:
What the fuck is up with the people here seemingly rabidly eager to believe tylenol causes fucking autism? I guess the comment saying people are desperate for answers was really fuckin right
