Beards are technically face pubes

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• Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  theres a joke going around that musk cant grow facial hair, so when he did, it looks like had pubes transplanted to his face and scalp.

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• RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And my face is a Seventies centerfold.

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• FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Pubes are technically pubic beards

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  • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Crotch beards

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  • Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    Except it’s on my balls

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• Worthess@discuss.online ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Interesting… so everybody with curly pubes have curly hair?

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• TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If your face is technically your pubic area then yes, you are correct. But I don’t think they may be true for a few people.

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  • porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nah, it’s from it developing in puberty

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  • TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What about those who are described as a “dick head”?

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    • Test_Tickles@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nice face pubes, dickhead!

      I now have a new insult ready and loaded.

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• illi@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Username checks out

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So do the face pubes 😁

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Counter-argument: Pubes are just crotch beards.

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  • Nollij@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    As evidenced by the term “bearded clam”

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  • MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Agreed. “Pube” is short for “pubic hair”.

    The face is not a pubis

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    • Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      But the hair comes in due to puberty.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’ve got your arm pit hair, your face pit hair, and your crotch pit hair. It’s just pit hair all around.

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  • abbadon420@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I like this one better

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• latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Honestly, “dick beard” sounds worse than “face pubes”:-?

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• monogram@feddit.nl ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Eyelashes are technically nose hairs.

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  • Whirling_Cloudburst@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Eyelash Mites

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    • monogram@feddit.nl ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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      Cute

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• javasux@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You say that like it’s a bad thing

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t personally think so 🤷

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