You teach crabs how to read and before you know it the crabs will be trying to unionize
Forbidden knowledge
Submitted 6 days ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 6 days ago
rockerface@lemmy.cafe 6 days ago
Who ionized crabs in the first place? Did they consent to ionizing?
sundray@lemmus.org 6 days ago
“Fellow crabs, join claws!”
obsoleteacct@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
And start making crazy demands about not being boiled and eaten.
Katana314@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Not with de facto mayor Roland promising them a better future under his factory empire.
(Yeah, hard to work in Another Crab’s Treasure references)
ThisSeriesIsFalse@lemmy.ca 6 days ago
Of all the times I’ve seen this meme, this is the first time I’ve noticed the child’s name. Strairdrac The Netherwatcher. Sounds like a decent fellow.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 6 days ago
The entire thing has always seemed fake sadly, however, I’d totally do that with my child if I felt the need to put parental controls on their devices. For now, though, it’s not even an issue (too young for any smart devices) and idk, I grew up without parental controls and I’m fine - I’d say everyone needs to play Runescape and get scammed of their most valuable belongings, it makes skepticism come more naturally.
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 6 days ago
My kids are old enough to start using computers and smart devices but young enough that the best thing we can do is limit them to certain sites, so basically they only poke around on pbskids.org and play games or watch shows there. I’m not sure what I’ll do when they start learning to explore more, but we definitely keep a loose eye on what they’re up to whenever they’re on any kind of computer no matter what.
Only parental controls we use currently is there’s an old phone that the kids sometimes use which I locked down with Google Parental Controls to block most apps, downloaded some kids games (play pass is super good for kids games and can be shared amongst family members so $20/yr for all family members to have access to a ton of paid apps) and time limit them so they can’t spend too much time when we aren’t looking on the phone
danc4498@lemmy.world 6 days ago
We still using kaspersky?
finalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 days ago
This meme has been floating around for at least a decade at this point
danc4498@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Ah!
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 6 days ago
In HG Wells The Time Machine, the main character travels all the way to the very end of the world and the last creatures on the planet were some gigantic crabs before he travels forwards and finds a completely bare world
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 days ago
🦀CONSUME🦀
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 6 days ago
They feared the carcinisation of human race if crab gain the knowledge to read.
Croquette@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
Crab men, half crab half man
EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 6 days ago
Outside man, inside crab meat
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 days ago
All crabby
random_character_a@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Using ancient forbidden knowledge to summon Lovecraftian horrors way impede your childs development.
FauxLiving@lemmy.world 6 days ago
It’s the only way to stop the crab computer AI hive entity from destroying all life.
Treczoks@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Ah, the joys of artificial “intelligence”! Time to spend a few times the federal budget on it!
FishFace@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Wut
This is a joke, not ai
Treczoks@lemmy.world 6 days ago
With today’s shitty AI-infused tools, this could easily be a real message from a real tool.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
No, you just never saw the meme before. It’s an old one.
owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 6 days ago
Ah, the forbidden knowledge.
rem26_art@fedia.io 6 days ago
good thing the crabs cant read this meme
Sv443@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
They will soon
Metostopholes@midwest.social 6 days ago
📖 🦀
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