Itâs called the Bristol Scale and itâs real
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Submitted âšâš2â© âšweeksâ© agoâ© by âšj4k3@piefed.worldâ© to âš[deleted]â©
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klobuerschtler@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Scranulum@feddit.nu âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
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dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
I mean this is fine for looks, but what do I do if it looks hard but feels weird in my pocket, or if it tastes really bad?
j4k3@piefed.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Get a second opinion!
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Ugh. Blegh. I tried it the second time and my second opinion is still the same as my first opinion.
kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
âLeaky gutâ is food woo bullshit.
Madison420@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Take brain octane didnât tip you off?
socsa@piefed.social âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
You mean the chart which tells you to try âgreen banana flourâ and âraw potato starchâ might be sus?
Dasus@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Well the more correct term is increased or decreased intestinal permeability. Which very much is a thing.
But yeah youâre not completely wrong to be skeptic about the so called âleaky gut syndromeâ, but thatâs why you have to remember what syndrome means; just a collection or symptoms. People could have a collection of symptoms from different sources which still amount to the same syndrome. (Usually not though, but technically.)
Is the Gulf War - syndrome âwoo bullshitâ or real? Because if we apply the same standard as I presume youâre applying to the leaky gut syndrome, I presume youâd say itâs BS as well. Yet I bet thereâs quite a lot of nasty vets who you wouldnât dare to say that to their faces.
So just to reiterate; leaky gut syndrome, highly dubious en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leaky_gut_syndrome
But increased intestinal permeability, also known as âleaky gutâ: very much real but distinct from the other one en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intestinal_permeability#CâŠ
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
I donât want to mentally associate sausage and poop please.
thirteene@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
cornbread pan How about corn brownies?
Dasus@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
FuckFascism@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Too bad, now every time you poop you poop sausage dicks.
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Well when you put it that way it just sounds like a good time.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Associate it with shitty hot dogs like bar s
robocall@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
OP delivers!
flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
They also got an 8 and a 9, they just donât make the chart
python@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Since the current chart goes from solid to liquid, would the extended chart include gas and plasma?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
8 is liquid and runny compared to 7. 9 is so liquid itâs indistinguishable from water except itâs comin out yer butt
bananabread@lemmy.zip âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Is there a situation that is not a problem? đ©
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Yeah, 3 and 4 are completely fine. Hence the problem being ânoneâ in both cases.
bananabread@lemmy.zip âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Oopa
CannedYeet@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
If youâre trying to solve your poop problem with Brain Octane, your head is up your ass.
j4k3@piefed.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
tf even is that shit? I saw it and just ignored it as random bs where the rest seems valid, but several people mentioned it.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
First of all, how dare you post a shit post in shitposts.
Secondly, I can hire a poop guide? To hold by hand & slow me all the sights? Brb.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
What are you paying, and is it my or your poop weâre touring?
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
My metabolism is funky. If I lump around all day Iâm usually at the low end of this scale, but start doing some cardio and I leap into the ideal zone.
Case in point, last week I was traveling so I got no real walking or biking in for a full week. First day back I get a good walk and bike ride in and immediately back to the good zone. No transition just an immediate leap back to where I should be
On the upside my metabolism will automatically reduce to asking for a less than normal adult amount of calories when not exercising then start demanding a normal amount of calories once any exercise enters my routine
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Take this seriously though. I asked myself if my poops were okay and I determined I needed to tell my doctor. Turns out I have celiacs
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Used to be a 6 or 7, 5 at my best days. Then I stopped drinking and improved my diet and now itâs all 3s and 4s, baby! đȘđ
captainlezbian@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
The answer is always to slowly up your fiber intake. Donât care where on there you are more kale
Tonava@sopuli.xyz âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
If any form of your shit regularly includes blood, also maybe consult your doctor. Might be just hemorrhoids, especially if itâs bright red blood, but even those can be treated.
ddplf@szmer.info âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
The text is ai-generated
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Your MOMâS AI generated.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
They trapped a supermassive black hole to harness the energy necessary to compute such a large object
Schlemmy@lemmy.ml âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Thanks mate. Best shitpost.