They just need to go flaccid, but the fidget spinner is just too sexy for them to not stay hard.
you spin me right round baby right round...
Submitted 9 hours ago by QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 hours ago
shalafi@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Blood goes in. Blood doesn’t come out. You can’t explain that!
toomanypancakes@piefed.world 6 hours ago
They just need to stop fidgeting with it and they'll be fine!
TachyonTele@piefed.social 6 hours ago
Lol Chinese torture fidget
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 8 hours ago
I wonder what ICD code they used for billing…
www.healthcaredive.com/news/…/285737/
I used to work at a company that made software related to this and we always had fun finding ridiculous codes for testing internally. I think there was an actual code defined for someone being hit in the head by a turtle.
julysfire@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
vateso5074@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
For this one, I think it’s nothing quite as exciting, basically just what you’d expect.
S30.852A - Superficial foreign body of penis, initial encounter
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 hours ago
Probably pretty similar to the list of items you cant bring on a plain. I think i saw at least 3 different words for nunchucks on a sign once
lemmy_at_em@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
For a horrifying moment I thought it read “Fidget spinner stuck in penis”.
Kurious84@eviltoast.org 6 hours ago
Played too rough and it got swollen and they panicked. Reminds me of my first yank.
shalafi@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
My first yank was around 11 or 12, parents watching All In The Family in the living room, bedtime for me. Got a boner, probably thinking of my Wonder Women comic where she’s tied up, again, kept playing with it until it exploded. Did not expect that! Nothing came out. That comes later!
Nuerion@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
thank god it was circled
sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 4 hours ago
Must be a little ADHD or something. Or I’m just simple. Probably that. I only need one fidget spinner at a time, not sure what I’d do with two. I think it’d mess with my intent.
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 6 hours ago
yeah thanks for violating my Hipaa rights as well as spinning it. you never took it off me btw
FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 20 minutes ago
Just @ me next time
Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 hours ago
Any medical people know what the little symbol with the exclamation mark under the ‘All’ column means?
vateso5074@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Guessing that column is truncated “Allergies,” though I’m not sure if the exclamation point means that they have a major allergy or maybe their allergy information wasn’t recorded yet.
Angelusz@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Wild ride!
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 7 hours ago
Should be a minor part in next season Pitt.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Thank you for the red circle, I would have never found out what to read without it.