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you spin me right round baby right round...

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They just need to go flaccid, but the fidget spinner is just too sexy for them to not stay hard.

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    • toomanypancakes@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They just need to stop fidgeting with it and they'll be fine!

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      • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Lol Chinese torture fidget

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    • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Blood goes in. Blood doesn’t come out. You can’t explain that!

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  • i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I wonder what ICD code they used for billing…

    www.healthcaredive.com/news/…/285737/

    I used to work at a company that made software related to this and we always had fun finding ridiculous codes for testing internally. I think there was an actual code defined for someone being hit in the head by a turtle.

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    • julysfire@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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    • vateso5074@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      For this one, I think it’s nothing quite as exciting, basically just what you’d expect.

      S30.852A - Superficial foreign body of penis, initial encounter

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    • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Probably pretty similar to the list of items you cant bring on a plain. I think i saw at least 3 different words for nunchucks on a sign once

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  • ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Thank you for the red circle, I would have never found out what to read without it.

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    • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      you’re welcome :)

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  • gami@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Really? No one is gonna comment on how insane it is for a healthcare professional to tweet healthcare data, even if PII is censored?

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    • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      someone else already did

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  • Kurious84@eviltoast.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Played too rough and it got swollen and they panicked. Reminds me of my first yank.

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    • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      My first yank was around 11 or 12, parents watching All In The Family in the living room, bedtime for me. Got a boner, probably thinking of my Wonder Women comic where she’s tied up, again, kept playing with it until it exploded. Did not expect that! Nothing came out. That comes later!

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  • lemmy_at_em@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    For a horrifying moment I thought it read “Fidget spinner stuck in penis”.

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  • sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    yeah thanks for violating my Hipaa rights as well as spinning it. you never took it off me btw

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    • FauxPseudo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Just @ me next time

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      • sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        thanks FauxPseudo 👊😏 you’re a real one and I trust you with my medical emergency

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  • Nuerion@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    thank god it was circled

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  • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “New kink unlocked”

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  • slippyferret@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I think it’s neat that in a lot of these “penis stuck in thing” cases where bloodflow makes removal difficult a doctor can usually just show the patient the massive needle they will have to insert to remove excess blood and the sight alone usually “solves” the problem.

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  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    HOW DO YOU PULL THAT OFF!?!

    Some supernatural fukery going om.

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  • Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Any medical people know what the little symbol with the exclamation mark under the ‘All’ column means?

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    • vateso5074@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Guessing that column is truncated “Allergies,” though I’m not sure if the exclamation point means that they have a major allergy or maybe their allergy information wasn’t recorded yet.

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  • Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The fuck is RT FOOT PN and why the hell is it not RT FT PN

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  • sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Must be a little ADHD or something. Or I’m just simple. Probably that. I only need one fidget spinner at a time, not sure what I’d do with two. I think it’d mess with my intent.

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  • Angelusz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wild ride!

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    • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You think that’s wild?

      Buckle up.

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      • Angelusz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        That’s a classic.

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  • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Should be a minor part in next season Pitt.

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