I’m glad it works for you, my pancreas attracts every other object in the universe with a force a force proportional to there masses and thusly the distance between them.
And the pre-peeled containers for 4x the price are a ripoff
Submitted 6 months ago by TheTechnician27@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 6 months ago
Pom Power!
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
You need this lady to be your doctor.
altphoto@lemmy.today 6 months ago
That’s exactly how I would feel if someone had my trapped and told me they would stick pomegranates up my rear end.
!No! No pomegranates!
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Full agreement. If they were of similar difficulty to an orange I’d be fucked
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
are pomegranates that unhealthy?
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 6 months ago
No, pomegranates are actually very healthy. They’re rich in polyphenols (a class of antioxidant), fiber, and a variety of micronutrients, and they have a low glycemic index.
Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 6 months ago
…however when you eat 40 in one sitting
wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 6 months ago
- cut off the top and bottom
- on the bottom, look for the pith lines, usually 5 of them. Cut down from there all the way to the bottom, so that you have 5 slices. If you’re a pro you can not cut all the way to the bottom and simply starfish it.
- Take a slice and a wooden spoon. Beat the ever living daylights out of the back of the slice, the delicious rubies will go flying everywhere…hopefully into the bowl you put underneath where you’re thwacking. Or, if you don’t have an anger management disorder, just tap the backs gently, ymmv.
AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 6 months ago
I saw a friend do this and I was so impressed. Although she didn’t beat the slices.
Tangentially, the bowl of pomegranate seeds was for snacking on during a movie. I found it hilarious because it felt like it was middle class popcorn (I grew up super poor, and pomegranate was one of the many foods I didn’t try until university)
mental_block@lemmy.wtf 6 months ago
Good job, you’ve killed OP. I hope you’re happy.
save_the_humans@leminal.space 6 months ago
This is the answer, folks. I learned from an old 3 star michelin star chef, and chefs all have anger issues.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
Not all chefs. Some cover their anger issues with drug addiction.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 6 months ago
“And just beat the devil out of it.”
wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 6 months ago
Devil gets beat up enough, I just prefer to beat my fruit.
the_q@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
Crack them and then do the deseeding under water.
Denjin@feddit.uk 6 months ago
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BExPRwPdAs
Pomegranate the easy way
ChonkyLincoln@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
This is solid. Basically, peel them in a bowl and submerged in water
wabasso@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
I mean I want there to be an easier way than “peel underwater” but every time I see a life hack that just rehashes that method, I’m glad to know I haven’t been wasting my time.
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
I find this method easier and no water involved. To each their own though. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U4X9uh-sZ4
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
My pomegranate method is to cut the peel into quarters along the ~4 corners, and then I just bite into it and be okay with eating a lil bit of waxy stuff
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 6 months ago
That life hack didn’t work for Persephone.
andros_rex@lemmy.world 6 months ago
There’s an interpretation that she did it in purpose to get away from her controlling mother. Kinda like that version.