A question for the ages

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• Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If Amazing World of Gumball taught me anything it’s that hot dog men walk and run upright. It’s not up for debate, even.

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• PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  As much as I want it to run tall wise, there is clear evolutionary pressure to run longwise so the dog doesn’t fall out of the bun.
  There is no way the hotdog could evolve sanding upright

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• Mozingo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Psh, hot dogs would obviously have 4 legs. They’re dogs after all.

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  • bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    No, they are sandwiches

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    • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Tacos ftfy

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• makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  There’s precedent for tall:

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• Zkuld@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  1 leg at each end obviously not a good runner

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    If you face the legs at each end perpendicular to the body rather than parallel, that’d be a very sturdyboi.

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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• don@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The words “horizontally” and “vertically”: 😢

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  • WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Not tall-style?

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    • don@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Wideways, maybe.

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• DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Everyone talks about hot dogs, but what about cold cats? 🤔

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• samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Upright, of course.

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  • undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This is deeply unsettling but I don’t know why.

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    • Mozingo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It makes sense, that whole movie was deeply unsettling.

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• wjrii@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This is already settled science.

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• Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Top is running like Naruto

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I mean obviously the long way, because that’s how hotdogs are generally anthropomorphized.

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• AZX3RIC@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  www.mlb.com/brewers/fans/mascots/racing-sausages

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  • ButtDrugs@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Guardians too. Hot Dog Derby.

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• GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Horizontally is the more aerodynamic option and hence superior

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• wclinton93@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Depends on the condiments

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• ch00f@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Depends if you’re drinking a Rainier with it.

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• Krudler@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Evolution would optimize for the environment; currently unanswerable.

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• ieGod@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Settled ages ago. And the legs are on the bun.

  www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uhKLd9tBt4&t=2m8s

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• WhiteRabbit_33@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Luckily there’s a racing game that came out this year that answered this long asked question.

  boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/446497/hot-streak

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• ZindaDil@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Its a dog at the end of the day, so what if its just hot?

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• deacon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I think they would be able to revert between the two. Yeah. I stand by that.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This looks like Karameru’s art style.

  www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sp73PvSBRM

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