They recalled the radioactive shrimp again. Why? My research shows you can just cook off the radiation.

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• Mrkawfee@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You could just ket the shrimp boil the water though if its radioactive enough. Save on fuel.

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• psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I think putting it in rice would extract the radiation.

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    But have you tried powering the shrimp off and back on again?

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  • justsomeguy@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Put it in spiders and then put yourself in those spiders for cool powers.

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• SlothMama@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If you wait long enough they’ll stop being radioactive

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Dinner will be ready in 465,000 years.

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    • SlothMama@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      I’m not sure, but the shrimp might not be fresh by that point and have to be disposed of

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• Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Just like grandmas famous stronium shrimp jumbalia🤌🤌🤌🤌

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  They’re trying to protect their monopoly on radioactive-animal-based superpowers. Eat the glow-in-the-dark shrimp, become ungovernable.

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  • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What powers do you get from radioactive shrimp?

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    • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You get the power of world’s fastest punch. You just have to reboot yourself first…

      m.youtube.com/watch?v=ti2Uoc1RXuQ

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    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      if it’s a pistol shrimp, a hell of a left hook

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  • mushroommunk@lemmy.today ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I would but I’m allergic 😭 to the shrimp, not the cesium just to be clear

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    • eatCasserole@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I never cared for seafood. Always keep a little shaker of cesium next to my salt and pepper though.

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    • Ghyste@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Just boil the allergies out of it, then. It’s that simple.

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    • justsomeguy@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The man said become ungovernable!

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  • troybot@midwest.social ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You’re on to something here this smells like a conspiracy to me WE’RE COMING FOR YOU GLOBALISTS

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• Gladaed@feddit.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Probably actually works as cooking in liquid can dissolve parts of the solid. I.e. leech the food.

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  • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Would you want to eat shrimp that’s prepared to be “only half as radioactive” though?

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    • Amir@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      How many halving of radiation levels to be the same as a banana?

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    • Cassanderer@thelemmy.club ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Or trust ai in ascertaining that half is removed?

      The radiation can be inside the animal, boiling will not free it. Overboiling works to lessen arsenic in rice from the southern us, I would hold off on assuming ai is not just hallucinating this from that.

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    • troybot@midwest.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I usually eat my shrimp raw so this solution won’t work for my culinary standards

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    • Gladaed@feddit.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No.

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• sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  All this woke panic about radiation is FAKE NEWS. Radiation isn’t bad for you it just makes the shrimp a little warmer

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  • troybot@midwest.social ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    We used to be a proper country

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    • Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      We want domestic products in our shrimp, like dioxin or mercury.

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• LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  They clearly said that boiling the shrimp then discarding the water would REDUCE, more specifically HALF the radiation levels.

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  • Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    So you just boil it twice what’s the big deal

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    • derpgon@programming.dev ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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    • Whelks_chance@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      7 times is a common point at which the remaining radioactivity is considered enough halves

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  • wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Reduce, reuse, recycle ☢️

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