Submitted 6 months ago by aeris@lemmy.world to [deleted]
I know this is a shitpost, and everybody is shitting on the kid (or, let’s be real, the stereotype of a certain type of person). But imo, the takeaway shouldnt be “look at this idiot”, but “Look at this person who does some things right but has been sucked into a cult. He’s still reachable.”
Also,… Barb?
He has a barbed penis, like a cat.
I like this answer the best. Headcannon
Another poster said Barb is what Nicki Minaj fans are called. I’d say that is the most likely one to be real.
Barb. Barb is his ex-wife. Usually Deb is the current wife, in HOSSTALK. “WHY U CRYIN’ LIBRUL?!! I’M CRYIN’ CUZ BARB LEFT ME” etc.
His DND character is a barbarian.
This isnt an even remotely unique or uncommon type of guy tbh you find these guys everywhere at Hypebeast stores and corner store vape shops
I can’t find the pro-LGBTQ+ ones are they on backorder?
No no they’re LGBTQ+ valid
Sometimes at the bar I’ll swipe my friends hinge account with her and it’s hilarious how “otherwise attractive” people are stuck there with conservative on their profile.
I know a padded resume when I see one. Dude is having a hard time getting dates, so he threw a handful of more desirable keywords in there.
Written in Rust
“Results-oriented lover”
Reduced deliverables by 100% and still meet client goals
These positions only seem like cognitive dissonance because of US bipartisanship and the politicization of everything.
If you think Trump is “a good president”, you’re neither pro-choice, nor pro BLM, nor pro LGBTQ+, nor a feminist, because his presidency is directly opposed to all of those things in very obvious ways.
You’re assuming that “good president” means “a president that implements OPs beliefs”. If you believe that “good president” means “strong leader” and if you believe that Trump is a strong leader then that list of beliefs make sense. Don’t attack someone with progressive values simply because they don’t hold your exact set of progressive values.
Underrated comment!
Why is it apparently wrong to think for yourself?
Trump has used the Presidency to set back most of the issues that that person claims to support.
That they have the elderly fascist racist is a good president does not allow anything else to really live on there with any credulity
Thats a lot of words to say that he likes that Trump deports South Americans.
Bro is a cognitive dissonance junkie
Why would he have a bad person on his hat? I don’t think a bad person could be a good president, but even if we allow that he still doesn’t have to buy merch.
I think this is a common justification among Trumpists that are only mostly stupid. Idea is that he might do bad things in his personal life, but because he’s an asshole who doesnt care about what polite society thinks, he’ll be able to fix the broken system.
I assume they’ve been watching too much netflix, because this is basically Thomas Shelby’s redemption arc.
Because making sense is so 2010, grandpa
He’s an ambiguist.
He either just wants everyone to get along or he’s trying to piss everyone off at the same time
True chaotic neutral
virgin widow lesbian mother of 2 saving herself for marriage type beat
John was a little cripple, midget, lesbian boy. But he stood ten foot tall with a knife.
That’s some magic knife there.
“If it doesn’t affect me, then I don’t care”
Exactly what I thought of. No way this guy is serious; he just wants a wider dating pool.
Dude’s either 10 steps into manipulating you or 6 steps away from pulling away from the republicans. I’m not up for that gamble.
Barb?
BARB LEFT AND TOOK THE KIDS BUT AT LEAST I’M STILL CRANKING THAT HOG
HELL YEAH BROTHER!!! ID CRANK WITH YOU BUT MY CRANKSHAFT FELL OFF AFTER THE ACCIDENT
Barbarian in TTRPGS. I myself prefer Bard or Cleric.
Je favors the Grog, if you know what I mean…
I’m just going to change my head Canon to say he plays a barbarian in Diablo 2.
Is this Tyler Robinson?
yes
That there is either a very confused short bus rider or someone cleverly hedging his bets.
I’m gonna guess the former.
Thats a lot of words to skirt around using a slur
I’m not even sure bro is 21.
Please don’t use offensive words like “bro”.
He’s clearly a centrist.
He’s a centrist the same way the center of gravity of a hula hoop is at the center of the hoop.
spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
All those positives on there, and shit like trump is a bad person but a good president. Counter points:
1, can you really be a good president if you’re a bad person?
2, you can’t be a good president when you’re actively trying to subvert the constitution.
3, Nazis can’t be good at much other than spreading hate and pain.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
Counter-point:
Trump is a bad president. The worst one so far, by far.
ryathal@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Yes you can be a good president without being a good person. I wouldn’t call Clinton a good person, but he was a good president. LBJ would also be a good candidate for bad person l, but good president.
This one really depends on what you did and why. FDR generally gets a pass on Japanese concentration camps, Lincoln also subverted the constitution in some ways. Eisenhower using nationalized troops to integrate southern schools was an abuse of power, but the result was deemed worth it.
There were a small handful of good Nazis, but that’s not really the issue at hand. Calling modern politicians Nazis is intellectually lazy and counterproductive to achieving anything.
spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
I’ll concede the first 2 points, but I’ll argue the 3rd.
Ok, what moniker would you use for fascists that want to deport/kill minorities and put them into camps? Authoritarians who pander to the common people and tell them about all the socialist policies they plan to enact during the election, then immediately give up the lie and say they are just going to do authoritarian things and start rounding up minorities and persecuting sexual minorities? Fascist works, but it doesn’t really fully encompass what they’re about.
If only there was a shorthand moniker for authoritarians who run on nationalism and socialism together… Like, some kind of National Socialism. Though, these ones are also “Christians”, so they can be the National Christians. We could abbreviate it Nat-C too.