The song that never ends announces what it is in the first line, then expects us to believe some people started singing it without knowing what it was

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• xep@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yes, I always start singing on the second line because of this.

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  • treadful@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We all know damned well you sang the first line in your head though.

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• Thorry@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?

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  • whoisearth@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The best song ever written

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• CileTheSane@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If you told people “this button will shock you if you press it. It will hurt.” Some people will press the button.

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  • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Yeah but that’s from curiosity, not ignorance

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    • CileTheSane@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Also from not believing me. They were told what it was but they didn’t believe me, so they didn’t know what it was until they pressed it.

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• Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’ve never once seen a fight while Kelly Clarkson’s Fight Song was playing, so, I don’t blame them for doubting the legitimacy of the claim.

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  • FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Be the change you want to see in the world

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  • MuskyMelon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Rachel Patten sang Fight Song, not Kelly. Just making she gets her props.

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    • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      See! Can’t trust anything you hear any more!

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It says some people have, and we all know that some people are incredibly stupid.

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  • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Especially children, and it is a children’s song afterall.

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• TastehWaffleZ@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Maybe they started halfway through and by the time they realized what was going on, it was too late. They started singing it, not knowing what it was. And they’ll continue singing it. Forever. Just because…

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• xoggy@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  People join Lambchop on the second line so presumably those kids are singing about themselves. Or they just didn’t take Lambchop serious and got stuck in the time loop singing to their doom before the regret even had a chance to set in.

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• FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If you read this comment in its entirety, you will get horrid gas and brain worms and your parents will get divorced and they will both turn double gay.

  Yet, you are still reading the rest of my comment. Why are you still reading knowing the out come. I’ll give you chance to stop now. Why are you still reading? What the fuck is wrong with you?

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  • Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What is double gay?

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    • FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If you have to ask, you can’t afford it anyway.

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    • MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Its Gay squared.

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    • nieminen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Does that mean straight? Like, 1x gay, same gender attraction, 2x gay, “opposite” attraction again?

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• gedaliyah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Perhaps they did not fully appreciate the implications of their actions. Much as Oppenheimer observed upon the completion if his life’s peak effort, perhaps the people truly did not know what it was.

  I am become irk.

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• abbadon420@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Are we talking about All I Want For Christmas?

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  • wabafee@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is youuuuuuuuuuuuuu…

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• A_norny_mousse@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You mean Fascism?

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