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The song that never ends announces what it is in the first line, then expects us to believe some people started singing it without knowing what it was

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Submitted ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca⁩ to ⁨showerthoughts@lemmy.world⁩

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  • Thorry@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?

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  • FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    If you read this comment in its entirety, you will get horrid gas and brain worms and your parents will get divorced and they will both turn double gay.

    Yet, you are still reading the rest of my comment. Why are you still reading knowing the out come. I’ll give you chance to stop now. Why are you still reading? What the fuck is wrong with you?

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    • Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      What is double gay?

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      • FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world ⁨30⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        If you have to ask, you can’t afford it anyway.

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      • nieminen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        Does that mean straight? Like, 1x gay, same gender attraction, 2x gay, “opposite” attraction again?

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  • CileTheSane@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you told people “this button will shock you if you press it. It will hurt.” Some people will press the button.

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  • xep@discuss.online ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yes, I always start singing on the second line because of this.

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    • treadful@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      We all know damned well you sang the first line in your head though.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It says some people have, and we all know that some people are incredibly stupid.

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    • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Especially children, and it is a children’s song afterall.

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  • eyelevel@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And they’ll continue singing forever just because

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  • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’ve never once seen a fight while Kelly Clarkson’s Fight Song was playing, so, I don’t blame them for doubting the legitimacy of the claim.

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    • FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Be the change you want to see in the world

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    • MuskyMelon@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Rachel Patten sang Fight Song, not Kelly. Just making she gets her props.

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      • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        See! Can’t trust anything you hear any more!

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  • TastehWaffleZ@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Maybe they started halfway through and by the time they realized what was going on, it was too late. They started singing it, not knowing what it was. And they’ll continue singing it. Forever. Just because…

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  • A_norny_mousse@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You mean Fascism?

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  • gedaliyah@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Perhaps they did not fully appreciate the implications of their actions. Much as Oppenheimer observed upon the completion if his life’s peak effort, perhaps the people truly did not know what it was.

    I am become irk.

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  • abbadon420@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Are we talking about All I Want For Christmas?

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