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• Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Well if this is a German fairy tale, let me finish it: then the cat clawed the face off the small child that was supposed to be churning the butter and then ate their intestines.

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  • Johanno@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Mhh nah usually the dark side has some kind of moral like “don’t go into the fucking dark forest”

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    • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      That’s just the ending the rest of the story the boy was fucking with the cat rather than churning butter.

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• unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It rhymes so well too

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  • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Coincidence? I don’t think so

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m a spinster, I’m so quaint, I do not feel ashamed.

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• No_Eponym@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’m a sinner, I’m a saint,

  I like to lick my taint

  Image

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Germany, California

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  • danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    12th century California a was lit

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• gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Wow, super crazy that cats evolved thumbs, and then de-evolved them in a matter of century once they figured out how to program humans to do things for them instead 🤯

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  • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    We’re doing the same thing with AI and the ability to think.

    Hopefully our future AI overlords are kind and give us belly rubs (but not too many!😼)

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  • unconsequential@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Wait until you see the rabbits

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  • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Hemingway’s cats managed to keep them, look up polydactyl cats. They’re too pampered to churn butter anymore though.

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  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    If it wanted to, a cat could churn butter without thumbs by simply digging its claws into the stick.

    But it doesn’t want to.

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• Rhaedas@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Whoever labeled this as a cat churning butter never had a cat. We know what they're doing. Anything makes a good scratching post.

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  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Not to mention if you tip it over you get cream. Or butter, my cat likes a lick of either, if she can get it.

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• blarghly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This is supposed to be sung to the tune of The Joker, right?

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  • slampisko@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That also kinda works but in case you’re serious…

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ivt_N2Zcts

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    • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I was hoping for Meredith Brooks to the melody of I’m A Joker

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• iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Sick and tired of depending on humans for your dairy needs?

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• Godric@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Some people call me Meowww-reeese!

  MEOOOOW-MEOW

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• grubberneonbelly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  keep on churnin’ till the butter comes

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