no way why should i change hes the one who sucks
Mark Zuckerberg, the Lawyer, Is Suing Mark Zuckerberg, the CEO
Submitted 1 month ago by themachinestops@lemmy.dbzer0.com to technology@lemmy.world
https://gizmodo.com/mark-zuckerberg-the-lawyer-is-suing-mark-zuckerberg-the-ceo-2000653559
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cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
simplejack@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Everything was fine until that no talent ass clown started making social media sites.
Dequei@piefed.social 1 month ago
The attorney is asking for restitution —and a week on Zuckerberg’s yacht.
What
Dvixen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I was in danger of having sympathy for lawyer, then this brought me back.
Way to take a serious matter and make it comical.
dev_null@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
If you look at the actual quote, that is quite editorialized. My reading if the quote was that it was said in jest.
antonim@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Reminds me of how after WW2 people stopped calling their kids Adolf or even changed their name Adolf into something else. I mean, I’m not saying Zuckerberg is literally Hitler or something, but it sure is funnily similar.
comador@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Same thing happened after WW1 too btw. The strong anti-German sentiments across the US and Europe prompted multiple changes. William and Vilhelm became Bills or Ville; Müller became Miller; Schmidt became Smith.
I had a lot of Swedish family who did this from around 1915-1930 and as you said, again after WW2.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
What about John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt? Everyone seemed to share a name with him according to lore.
ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 1 month ago
Zuckerberg literally means sugar hill/mountain in German.
Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 1 month ago
As an Austrian, this comment saying that ‘Berg’ translates to both hill and mountain explains a lot about what I’ve seen Germans refer to as Berg. To me it only means mountain.
k0e3@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
See? I knew the different instances of this bot would start fighting each other one day.
db2@lemmy.world 1 month ago
A celebrity? Holy fucking ego, batman!
I say make it a cage match. Thunderdome style.
klu9@piefed.social 1 month ago
He should just host his own instance and... oh, wait...
rhythmisaprancer@piefed.social 1 month ago
Maybe fb Zuck could follow in the path of the former Ron Artest.
jqubed@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Meta World Conflict?
HyperfocusSurfer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I’d probably get my name changed even without my accounts getting blocked
brsrklf@jlai.lu 1 month ago
Why are they even assuming someone would want to impersonate meta Zuckerberg?
palordrolap@fedia.io 1 month ago
Serious answer: A surprising number of people, especially those who still have Facebook accounts in 2025, are susceptible to scams where someone pretends to be a rich and/or famous person asking for favours or money.
They get a message from a fake Zuck, and because they are dangerously credulous, they believe it is the real Zuck.
Zuck says they've been selected, or won a prize, or should send a photo or some such, and then suddenly Zuck's blackmailing for a compromising photo or otherwise requesting Amazon gift cards or Bitcoin to "unlock" the prize or whatever.
"Zuck's a rich man who owns the platform. He knows what he's doing. I'd better look into how to do this Bitcoin thing."
Facebook knows all this and so any Zucks that are not the Zuck get flagged as scammers and have their accounts shut down.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They’re worried that one of his clones might’ve escaped its “exit interview” and could expose the program. The accelerated aging and memory writing processes aren’t perfect and if one starts to degrade, it may be feel compelled to get on Facebook despite the obvious risk of Meta tracking it down. Lucky side-effect, I guess.
Here are some photos of the- hang on, will have to edit and add those later, somebody’s knocking on my door.
Cethin@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I’m pretty confident this is literally just advertising. Stop promoting this please. The guy is just doing something stupid because people will share it on social media.
MdRuckus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Nope. This is a real attorney. I walk by his office downtown.
Cethin@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I’m not saying he’s not real. I’m saying this is an ad. It’s a meme lawsuit to get attention. It isn’t a serious one.
undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 1 month ago
That’s far less crazy than the clickbait headline had me believe.
givesomefucks@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What did you think the headline meant?
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I thought it meant it was the same guy. Like I didn’t know if the FB Mark ever finished college or got a law degree or if he’s representing himself. You know how some people will sue themselves or the company they started so they are the plaintiff and the defense.
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 1 month ago
Some rich people shit to avoid paying taxes or something like that.
Eheran@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ah and how exactly is that less crazy?
undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 1 month ago
Because I thought the two were one and the same.
balder1991@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Thank you for saving me a click.
trolololol@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Suing for what? Defamation because they think the lawyer is as sleazy as the ceo?