I’ve had some shits where I could have used some strong arm support.
Captain's Log
Submitted 3 weeks ago by simplejack@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
dumbass@leminal.space 3 weeks ago
rockerface@lemmy.cafe 3 weeks ago
“Why is it called a restroom if I’m fighting for my life in here?”
843563115848@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
There is absolutely no valid engineering or social reason that the TP roll needs to be so far back on the right side. I want that mufkr right next to my knee, or a foot forward, and twelve inches higher. Why do we have to stretch, grope, and reach for a swath of TP?
rockerface@lemmy.cafe 3 weeks ago
Because you’d have a bidet with a throne like this. TP is only there to dry off afterwards.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Just get your TP Butler to hand you sheets as you need them like any normal person!
Fizz@lemmy.nz 3 weeks ago
Keeps you nimble
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
The TP roll is just for backup, wiping is done by tractor beams.
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Right? It’s in a stupid place in each bathroom in my house. Whoever installed them had never heard of ergonomics.I just remove the roll entirely, set it on the sink and put it back when I’m done.
hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Maybe it is because they fucked up and put it there so you can reach it from a normal toilet. And now they have this instead.
inriconus@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Captain’s log, stardate 4200.69 51 new kinds of microbes have been discovered living in my seat because every time I flush it, the pleather or whatever the hell that cover is, is filled with piss and shit particles.
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Don’t flush.
RustyShackleford@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
I could’ve definitely used this for arm support for my Captains Log’s more than once.
caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Why does it look so much like an ice cream sandwich
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 3 weeks ago
That level of comfort facilitates dropping a fully intact and curved “captain’s log”.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The USS Relax-your-thighs
wildtamaskan@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Def gonna be dropping some captain’s logs on that throne
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Perfect to orbit uranus looking for Klingons.
wabafee@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Why TP could have one of those japanese bidet instead.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
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