Captain's Log
Submitted 1 day ago by simplejack@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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inriconus@programming.dev 17 hours ago
843563115848@lemmy.zip 23 hours ago
There is absolutely no valid engineering or social reason that the TP roll needs to be so far back on the right side. I want that mufkr right next to my knee, or a foot forward, and twelve inches higher. Why do we have to stretch, grope, and reach for a swath of TP?
rockerface@lemmy.cafe 20 hours ago
Because you’d have a bidet with a throne like this. TP is only there to dry off afterwards.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 20 hours ago
Just get your TP Butler to hand you sheets as you need them like any normal person!
Fizz@lemmy.nz 23 hours ago
Keeps you nimble
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 13 hours ago
The TP roll is just for backup, wiping is done by tractor beams.
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Right? It’s in a stupid place in each bathroom in my house. Whoever installed them had never heard of ergonomics.I just remove the roll entirely, set it on the sink and put it back when I’m done.
hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Maybe it is because they fucked up and put it there so you can reach it from a normal toilet. And now they have this instead.
dumbass@leminal.space 1 day ago
I’ve had some shits where I could have used some strong arm support.
rockerface@lemmy.cafe 20 hours ago
“Why is it called a restroom if I’m fighting for my life in here?”
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 hours ago
Captain’s log, stardate 4200.69 51 new kinds of microbes have been discovered living in my seat because every time I flush it, the pleather or whatever the hell that cover is, is filled with piss and shit particles.
Agent641@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Don’t flush.
caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 17 hours ago
Why does it look so much like an ice cream sandwich
wildtamaskan@pawb.social 13 hours ago
Def gonna be dropping some captain’s logs on that throne
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 19 hours ago
That level of comfort facilitates dropping a fully intact and curved “captain’s log”.
RustyShackleford@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
I could’ve definitely used this for arm support for my Captains Log’s more than once.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
The USS Relax-your-thighs
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 13 hours ago
Perfect to orbit uranus looking for Klingons.
wabafee@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Why TP could have one of those japanese bidet instead.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 20 hours ago
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