My god ran to the store for some pineapple to put on this bad boy.
Checkmate theists
Submitted 6 months ago by RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to [deleted]
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Wolf@lemmy.today 6 months ago
BioDriver@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Would
zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 6 months ago
In the trash, fuck green peppers
bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 6 months ago
This is just a pineapple, there is no theology to it
UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
Maybe not for you heathen!
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Was having trouble deciding what to eat for dinner, thanks, this looks delicious 😋
TheOakTree@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
Pineapple belongs as pizza. The great debate is finally over.
bfaliszek@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Tja@programming.dev 6 months ago
🤌
Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 6 months ago
“God is dead, and we killed him.”
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 6 months ago
Squashed in the plate.
burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 6 months ago
He’s out on the back porch right now, but I bet if I present this to him he might let me fellate him until he adds the special sauce.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
If your god fears such a deliciously sweet, savory, and spicy combination, it might not be a god at all.
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 6 months ago
He has abandoned us to suffer in our sins.
sk1nnym1ke@piefed.social 6 months ago
This pizza has insulted the italian and mexican community.
dan69@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Pineapple + Jalapeños pizza sweet and savory combo!!
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 6 months ago
I do have some jalapenos I need to cook! Thank you for reminding me!!!
dan69@lemmy.world 6 months ago
🤝
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 months ago
WereCat@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Pin pineapple apple pen pizza?
HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
As long as there’s no pineapple in it its cool to me.
RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip 6 months ago
The real pineapple is the friends we made along the way
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 months ago
It’s like an American bastardization of Japanese Taiyaki. They look like fish, but there’s no fish in them.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 6 months ago
What are those made of? Is it like pancake mix in a fish mold?
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Yeah. Totally like that
janus2@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
see also: Swedish Fish, Chocolate Fish
assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Pizzapple
JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 6 months ago
That looks yummy
janus2@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
really creative use of jalapeño slices
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Jalapenos on pizza is always a great decision.
Anissem@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
It’s beautiful
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
People will still hate this despite not a single slice of pineapple on top of the pineapple shaped pizza.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
It looks sweet but it tastes like burning
Voyajer@lemmy.world 6 months ago
What if you hate it because there isn’t a single slice of pineapple on it?
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
That’s true, that’s the real crime here.
First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
All you proved is that god is cruel
MisterFrog@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Pineapple on pizza haters are the preachy vegans/carnivores of the pizza topping world.
No one’s forcing you to eat it!