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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • Inucune@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Wouldn’t this just end up with a cloud of Overton particles?

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    • HowAbt2day@futurology.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      A smattering of fucktrino and douchtrons, with an ensuing Asshole where not even shit escapes.

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  • flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    We Europeans offer the use of CERN at no cost for this purpose. With the only condition that you’ll need to find a way to get rid of the toxic purple sludge somewhere far away.

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    • don@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I get the impression that things accelerated to the velocities required by CERN that then collide with each other tend not to leave much of anything behind but fundamental particles.

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      • Midnitte@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        fundamental particles.

        Actually, they’re not fundamental particles until approved by a collision with the Senate

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      • n3m37h@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Matter can not be destroyed

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  • salty_chief@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Weirdly enough that is how Trump was made.

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  • smeenz@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Joking aside, if you had enough energy to accelerate the mass of a human body to near light speed, the resulting collision would destroy the planet.

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    • Gustephan@lemmy.world ⁨59⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      I still vote we do it. Guaranteed Nature publication for whoever figures out the infrastructure required to pull it off

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  • cornshark@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Is this how you make centrists?

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    • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      That doesn’t explain their backward movement.

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    • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      No, it's just fun to watch them annihilate.

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    • wewbull@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The centre would need to be somewhere between them for this to work. Insanely Capitalist merged with a bit more moderate capitalist… The best you can hope for is toxic goo.

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  • avidamoeba@lemmy.ca ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    An entirely theoretical experiment since in reality they rarey collide. 😄

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  • halvar@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    something tells me american politivs would be much better if this really was the case

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  • ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I thoroughly support this initiative

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  • wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This is how you make unstable elementary political partycles like trivumerons.

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  • SARGE@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Do iiiiiiiiiit.

    Let’s do it.

    Let’s fucking do it.

    I think we should do it.

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  • Jode@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Connecting the horse shoe

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  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    isn’t this how they proved the ‘True Scotsman’ exists?

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  • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This would create the Antipresident

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    • not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Another one?

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  • m532@lemmygrad.ml ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    We noticed a symmetric pattern

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