We Europeans offer the use of CERN at no cost for this purpose. With the only condition that you’ll need to find a way to get rid of the toxic purple sludge somewhere far away.
Gotta Smash
Submitted 3 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
don@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
I get the impression that things accelerated to the velocities required by CERN that then collide with each other tend not to leave much of anything behind but fundamental particles.
Midnitte@beehaw.org 3 weeks ago
fundamental particles.
Actually, they’re not fundamental particles until approved by a collision with the Senate
cornshark@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Is this how you make centrists?
fossilesque@mander.xyz 3 weeks ago
That doesn’t explain their backward movement.
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
No, it's just fun to watch them annihilate.
wewbull@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
The centre would need to be somewhere between them for this to work. Insanely Capitalist merged with a bit more moderate capitalist… The best you can hope for is toxic goo.
smeenz@lemmy.nz 3 weeks ago
Joking aside, if you had enough energy to accelerate the mass of a human body to near light speed, the resulting collision would destroy the planet.
Gustephan@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I still vote we do it. Guaranteed Nature publication for whoever figures out the infrastructure required to pull it off
ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
I thoroughly support this initiative
wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
This is how you make unstable elementary political partycles like trivumerons.
halvar@lemy.lol 3 weeks ago
something tells me american politivs would be much better if this really was the case
SARGE@startrek.website 3 weeks ago
Do iiiiiiiiiit.
Let’s do it.
Let’s fucking do it.
I think we should do it.
avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
An entirely theoretical experiment since in reality they rarey collide. 😄
Jode@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
Connecting the horse shoe
salty_chief@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Weirdly enough that is how Trump was made.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
isn’t this how they proved the ‘True Scotsman’ exists?
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
This would create the Antipresident
not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Another one?
m532@lemmygrad.ml 3 weeks ago
We noticed a symmetric pattern
Inucune@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Wouldn’t this just end up with a cloud of Overton particles?
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 3 weeks ago
A smattering of fucktrino and douchtrons, with an ensuing Asshole where not even shit escapes.