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Submitted ⁨⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    IIRC a study did show that does fuck up a lot of them. I can’t remember if they are temporarily or permanently blinded, but it’s not great for them.

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    • Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      O.O

      Into

      X.X

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    • Wakmrow@hexbear.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Why don’t scientists just use nods

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      • Cethin@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        That’s still amplifying light that is there. In total blackness they still don’t work. In very low light they generate a lot of visual noise. You’d need to provide some kind of light source for this no matter what.

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  • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And then shows the world you look like a muppet, when it was really not an issue in the dark 😤

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    • dellish@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I looked prettier when you couldn’t see me!

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    • protist@mander.xyz ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      So that’s where Salacious Crumb has been hiding

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    lol … it would be like an alien species flying around in a floating spaceship over a city and using a floodlight that emits powerful xrays to view everything around it, blasting everyone with radiation that will make everyone sick and unwell … all the while the aliens capturing documentary footage of this planet full of life they’ve never seen before.

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    • Uli@sopuli.xyz ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ah, they seem to communicate by vomiting and bleeding from their skin. Interesting…

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    • affenlehrer@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I recently went through that scenario with DeepSeek, that was fun

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      • Krauerking@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        I recently went through a 1 pound bag of pulled pork in a single sitting. That, was fun.

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  • tonyn@lemmy.ml ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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    • PlasticExistence@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The scientists:

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  • theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    thousands of years

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    • starman2112@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Technically accurate, it’s just millions of thousands

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      • Colloidal@programming.dev ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It’s like saying Julius Caesar is dead for over sixty years. Technically true.

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  • muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Can’t we make super sensitive camera sensors that make sense in such dark environments?

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    • Colloidal@programming.dev ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      We kinda can, but they sort of require the frame to be still, which is not a thing in the deep sea.

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oh, I’m sorry, I thought they claimed to enjoy photons. Fake fan!

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  • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They’re selling chocolate?

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  • Guamer@hexbear.net ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    thurston

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  • Abracadaniel@hexbear.net ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    why i s every deep sea creature the most disgusting thing ive ever seen?

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    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      this was pretty hilarious looking.

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      • Abracadaniel@hexbear.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        yeah it’s kinda cute in a fucked up way. poor guy getting absolutely blasted.

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