And then shows the world you look like a muppet, when it was really not an issue in the dark 😤
Flashbang!
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I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
dellish@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I looked prettier when you couldn’t see me!
protist@mander.xyz 3 weeks ago
So that’s where Salacious Crumb has been hiding
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
lol … it would be like an alien species flying around in a floating spaceship over a city and using a floodlight that emits powerful xrays to view everything around it, blasting everyone with radiation that will make everyone sick and unwell … all the while the aliens capturing documentary footage of this planet full of life they’ve never seen before.
Uli@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Ah, they seem to communicate by vomiting and bleeding from their skin. Interesting…
I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 2 weeks ago
For the love of all that is holy, my ANUS is BLEEDING!
affenlehrer@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
I recently went through that scenario with DeepSeek, that was fun
Krauerking@lemy.lol 2 weeks ago
I recently went through a 1 pound bag of pulled pork in a single sitting. That, was fun.
tonyn@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
thousands of years
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Technically accurate, it’s just millions of thousands
Colloidal@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
It’s like saying Julius Caesar is dead for over sixty years. Technically true.
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Can’t we make super sensitive camera sensors that make sense in such dark environments?
Colloidal@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
We kinda can, but they sort of require the frame to be still, which is not a thing in the deep sea.
Godric@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Oh, I’m sorry, I thought they claimed to enjoy photons. Fake fan!
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Guamer@hexbear.net 3 weeks ago
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
They’re selling chocolate?
Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 3 weeks ago
why i s every deep sea creature the most disgusting thing ive ever seen?
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
this was pretty hilarious looking.
Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 2 weeks ago
yeah it’s kinda cute in a fucked up way. poor guy getting absolutely blasted.
fading_person@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
We would probably think the same about land surface creatures if we evolved in deep sea
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
Never trust a lung fish
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
thejoker954@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I can’t decide if its aww or ahhhh!
Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
IIRC a study did show that does fuck up a lot of them. I can’t remember if they are temporarily or permanently blinded, but it’s not great for them.
Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
O.O
Into
X.X
cornshark@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Aw their eyes went from lil hugs to lil kisses
Wakmrow@hexbear.net 3 weeks ago
Why don’t scientists just use nods
Cethin@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
That’s still amplifying light that is there. In total blackness they still don’t work. In very low light they generate a lot of visual noise. You’d need to provide some kind of light source for this no matter what.