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• RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Jesus, just pull his fly down and give him a blow job already.

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• MuskyMelon@lemmy.world ⁨55⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Tim Cook, and Apple, is supporting a pedophile. Remember that when you walk into an Apple Store, if you can afford to.

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  • atticus88th@lemmy.world ⁨35⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    I bet most of the people here replying in the comments are typing on what helped pay for that gold plated ass kissing device.

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    • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨34⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Is this a “you criticize society yet you participate in it” thing?

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    • PapaStevesy@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Maybe if we were on reddit, here I really don’t think that’s true.

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• ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Gay man gives gift to anti-lgbtq president.

  Just proves that you can be gay and still be an absolute parasite billionaire. Fuck your pride apple watch bands.

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  • T00l_shed@lemmy.world ⁨39⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Well fuck, Clarence is basically a black white supremacist.

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    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨12⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      his sugar daddy is a nazi, harlan crow.

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  • masterofn001@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Peter thiel, the architect behind Vance and trump and bilderberg and palantir, is also gay.

    So gay, he had his former lover killed.

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    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨13⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      vance who is also mostly closeted too. peter thiel defenestrated his model bf.

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  • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨32⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    No war, but the class war.

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  • Maeve@kbin.earth ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Thiel showed the way.

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    • bigfondue@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Ernst Roehm did it first

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• MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Release the Epstein files

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• cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  we're gonna need more luigis.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨48⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

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    • WindyRebel@lemmy.world ⁨33⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      I understood this reference!

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  • AngryRobot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ready player 2!

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    • motor_spirit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      🎮🎮

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• mcbenavides85@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s hard to understand Tim Apple with an orange cock in his mouth.

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• Reverendender@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • Rivalarrival@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

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• answersplease77@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  so Trump excluded Apple from his tarriffs, right?

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• sturmblast@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Oh hey, another reason Apple fucking sucks. Look at that.

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  • makyo@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Another reason billionaires fucking suck. They’ll always end up looking out for each other

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  • WindyRebel@lemmy.world ⁨34⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    It’s Apple or Google pretty much here for us Americans. Who do you think we should support? Or do you think we should go back to t9 Nokias?

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• plm00@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is my own conjecture, but I’m willing to bet that playing nicely with Pres. Trump somehow saves Apple billions in lost revenue to tariffs and legislation because Trump rewards those who are on his good side. I’m also willing to bet Tim Apple is pressured to do this and has a very different attitude behind closed doors. Not that this excuses anybody for their actions, but it’s clear they’re trying to game the system the best they can in the name of “business”.

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  • forrgott@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨42⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    I don’t know, I mean if any corporation can eat the loss, it’s apple with their insanely high margins.

    I’m more inclined to believe there’s some form of quid pro quo going on behind the scenes.

    Besides, I simply cannot picture Tim Apple as any kind of a hero in this picture. No way he got bullied. He’s getting something out of it. You scratch my back. I’ll scratch yours.

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  • FarraigePlaisteach@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Keeping our morals behind closed doors is what’s wrong with the world.

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    • WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Almost like it’s a completely bullshit excuse, like “just following orders”.

      Crime isn’t suddenly okay because it’s profitable, no matter how much capitalism wants you to believe it.

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  • skulblaka@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You’re probably right.

    That doesn’t change my opinion, though, that everyone at Apple can go suck-start their own asshole, and they’ll never receive another cent of my money for as long as I live.

    I already wasn’t buying their shit but this has signed and sealed that for the rest of eternity.

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• thatradomguy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Time to boycott Apple just like everybody decided to boycott Target and Amazon for bending over.

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• thoon@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I fucking hate corporatism

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  • Maeve@kbin.earth ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    https://paulstreet.substack.com/p/fascism-is-corporatism-the-merger

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is why when the whole media world rushed to protect him when he came out of the closet as gay was total and utter bullshit. He wasn’t brave and he doesn’t give one hot damn about the gay community clearly.

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• ABetterTomorrow@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fuck you Tim Cook

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• tabular@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Do stocks go up from such a cringe-move?

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  • AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Apple stock did, and unfortunately it even makes sense why. Considering how self-centered Trump is, and how easily swayed he can be by a literal shiny rock being given to him, this was probably a legitimately good trade for Apple.

    They spend some money on a gold brick with some laser-cut glass, and the president of the entire country either gives them preferential treatment, or simply doesn't take any more extreme actions he was planning to take against them.

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    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      trump loves guady gold plated pieces, he thinks its the epitome of fine furniture or wealth.

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  • batdad90@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They sure did!

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• Wazowski@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fucking gross.

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• Kurious84@lemmings.world ⁨46⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  You know cook loves money more than his principles.

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• ApeNo1@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  An apple shaped hole in a CD? He just presented Trump with an A-Hole award.

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• tomkatt@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’ll bet those boots taste disgusting.

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• tylerkdurdan@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  bootlicker

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• gedaliyah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Surely 18k gold would be close enough, right?

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• Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Goddammit Tim Apple, it doesn’t even look like anything remotely interesting.

  For a split second after he stepped aside to reveal it, I actually thought it was a cool dragon figure. Must’ve been my mind desperately seeking any meaning in this nonsense because I was looking at the phones.

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• EntropyFlux@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So Trump didn’t want his usual bribe of a BJ and $10M??

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• MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Scorched earth.

  Let’s see if apple enjoys the Tesla treatment.

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• just_another_person@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I can’t wait for all these fuckwits to get what’s coming to them.

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• Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Imagine America loving it.

  Ba da da da da.

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• walden@sub.wetshaving.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ick

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• LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Had a hard time hearing what he said… What was it? A gold base for a piece of glass?

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  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨14⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    gold

    thats exactly, its probably just gold plated, and not solid gold.

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• rottenmummy@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I salute Tim on his dick sucking skills

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• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Render unto Caesar…

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