It’s terrible, airsoft monkeys always keep firing even after you put your hands up.
Planet of the apes: Beginning
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sundray@lemmus.org 3 weeks ago
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Yeah, stupid magdump macaques
DogWater@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Fuckin using full auto in buildings and shit
otacon239@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
NO FULL AUTO NO FULL AUTO STOP STOP STOP
iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
I wonder if a squirt bottle would be cheaper? Airsoft is pretty expensive from what I remember as a kid lol
cattywampas@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
Monkeys are pretty smart, obviously not people smart but they’re a whole tier above cats and dogs. I doubt a water gun would work at a deterrent once they realize it’s only water.
GladiusB@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
They also might try and drink it. My husky does.
Saleh@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
how many monkey can you fend off with a squirt-bottle?
ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Alternately, a spritz bottle with a few meters of range loaded with cheap Cheyenne/ hot pepper powder water might keep them at bay?
I’m not a local. Pissed off spicy monkeys might need an unfortunate result.
onslaught545@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
It depends on the gun. It could be one of those electric ones.
renzev@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
based thailand has toy guns that actually look like guns. None of that rainbow vomit laser blaster nonsense.
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Their cops probably aren’t shooting kids for holding a toy gun like ours do
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Their kids probably aren’t shooting the country up on the regular either
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Obviously, you don’t have black kids so you never had to worry about what would happen when the police roll up on your front lawn and your kids are playing with realistic water pistols.
Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
It’s a gang shoot out! blasts both children
Thank you law enforcement
Siethron@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m convinced Isshin learned the way of the Glock to defend from monkeys
JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Is that a baby monkey she’s blasting?
Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
They’re macaques so chances are that’s an adult.
Scavenger_Solardaddy@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Macaques are everywhere where I’m from. That’s a juvenile. Adults are much bigger especially the males.
Fizz@lemmy.nz 3 weeks ago
The Thai’s that run the banana stall outside the forests are world class with their slingshots. Everyday for them is war.
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I wonder if they’re hiring, that sounds way more relaxing than my bullshit email job
Saleh@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Slinging back “as per my last email”.