It’s terrible, airsoft monkeys always keep firing even after you put your hands up.
Planet of the apes: Beginning
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sundray@lemmus.org 22 hours ago
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 13 hours ago
Yeah, stupid magdump macaques
DogWater@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Fuckin using full auto in buildings and shit
iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 1 day ago
I wonder if a squirt bottle would be cheaper? Airsoft is pretty expensive from what I remember as a kid lol
cattywampas@midwest.social 22 hours ago
Monkeys are pretty smart, obviously not people smart but they’re a whole tier above cats and dogs. I doubt a water gun would work at a deterrent once they realize it’s only water.
GladiusB@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
They also might try and drink it. My husky does.
Saleh@feddit.org 16 hours ago
how many monkey can you fend off with a squirt-bottle?
ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Alternately, a spritz bottle with a few meters of range loaded with cheap Cheyenne/ hot pepper powder water might keep them at bay?
I’m not a local. Pissed off spicy monkeys might need an unfortunate result.
onslaught545@lemmy.zip 6 hours ago
It depends on the gun. It could be one of those electric ones.
renzev@lemmy.world 1 day ago
based thailand has toy guns that actually look like guns. None of that rainbow vomit laser blaster nonsense.
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Their cops probably aren’t shooting kids for holding a toy gun like ours do
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Their kids probably aren’t shooting the country up on the regular either
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Obviously, you don’t have black kids so you never had to worry about what would happen when the police roll up on your front lawn and your kids are playing with realistic water pistols.
Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
It’s a gang shoot out! blasts both children
Thank you law enforcement
myrrh@ttrpg.network 11 hours ago
…we did stateside, too, before shoot-first-qualified-immunity paranoia ran rampant through law enforcement culture…
Siethron@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
I’m convinced Isshin learned the way of the Glock to defend from monkeys
JackbyDev@programming.dev 9 hours ago
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Is that a baby monkey she’s blasting?
Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 22 hours ago
They’re macaques so chances are that’s an adult.
Scavenger_Solardaddy@lemmy.ml 18 hours ago
Macaques are everywhere where I’m from. That’s a juvenile. Adults are much bigger especially the males.
Fizz@lemmy.nz 1 day ago
The Thai’s that run the banana stall outside the forests are world class with their slingshots. Everyday for them is war.
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
I wonder if they’re hiring, that sounds way more relaxing than my bullshit email job
Saleh@feddit.org 16 hours ago
Slinging back “as per my last email”.