The respiratory system uses osmosis to interlace caffeine in the digestive system through your midi-chlorines
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shiftymccool@programming.dev 6 hours ago
StowawayFog@piefed.social 23 hours ago
Weed is not at all akin to coffee and many don’t get energy from it in any useful sense.
gwilikers@lemmy.ml 22 hours ago
No, you see, the key is to use them together. The magic inside builds up like a volcano and you’ll feel energy tingling in your fingers before you collapse and have a panic attack.
iii@mander.xyz 23 hours ago
They say sativa is the energizing/focusing strain, and indica the relaxing/numbing.
Zetta@mander.xyz 21 hours ago
Which is a compelte lie, there is no difference between a modern bud advertised as sativa and one advertised as indica, complete bro science.
Different kinds and quantities of terpenes however can have an impact on the kind of effect you get.
Mothra@mander.xyz 1 day ago
I’ve had very little experience with weed, didn’t take it with caffeine. Is that a thing? Does it feel different?
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 1 day ago
You’re less sleepy?
Idk I live on caffeine and weed so my tolerances are… high.
sfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
One of us. One of us.
Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Its fun to do on a saturday and you have either nothing to do or a bunch of chores. A nice sativa with some coffee on a nice sunny day is pretty fun.
HuntressHimbo@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
It is a thing. The classic name is the hippie speedball. I would say it definitely feels different, but I have ADHD do stimulants might work different for me than others.
JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 16 hours ago
There’s definitely a synergistic effect with the two, however the exact effect could vary. For myself it provides a quicker onset to the effects of weed, whilst maintaining the functional aspect of the coffee quite well.
JoShmoe@ani.social 1 day ago
It gave me ultra-focus and made me act autistic.
j4k3@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I learned about Adderall from a guy on max Vyvance and Adderall that smoked an ounce or more per day. Dude played counter strike at god mode hacker level.
bassomitron@lemmy.world 1 day ago
An ounce per day?? That’s insane on multiple levels, but just the cost alone… unless they’re growing their own, that’s an extremely expensive habit.
9point6@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Ah, the hippy 8-ball
TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 18 hours ago
SweetCitrusBuzz@beehaw.org 1 day ago
midi-chlorines? Are they things used to sort of clean a body?
fckreddit@lemmy.ml 23 hours ago
You are thinking of Chlorine. Midi-Chlorines are used by DJs to make music.
tetris11@lemmy.ml 23 hours ago
yes but using 8-bit musical tones
SweetCitrusBuzz@beehaw.org 23 hours ago
Haha, nice
Zerush@lemmy.ml 23 hours ago
Coffee with Weed is like pissing agains the wind.
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 1 day ago
Shrooms further amplify the beneficial effects
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It is by will alone I set my mind in motion
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Bong hits and espresso. The fuel of my kitchen days