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The respiratory system uses osmosis to interlace caffeine in the digestive system through your midi-chlorines

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Jhogenbaum@leminal.space⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Bong hits and espresso. The fuel of my kitchen days

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  • shiftymccool@programming.dev ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Coffee and a joint

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  • StowawayFog@piefed.social ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Weed is not at all akin to coffee and many don’t get energy from it in any useful sense.

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    • gwilikers@lemmy.ml ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No, you see, the key is to use them together. The magic inside builds up like a volcano and you’ll feel energy tingling in your fingers before you collapse and have a panic attack.

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    • iii@mander.xyz ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They say sativa is the energizing/focusing strain, and indica the relaxing/numbing.

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      • Zetta@mander.xyz ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Which is a compelte lie, there is no difference between a modern bud advertised as sativa and one advertised as indica, complete bro science.

        Different kinds and quantities of terpenes however can have an impact on the kind of effect you get.

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  • Mothra@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’ve had very little experience with weed, didn’t take it with caffeine. Is that a thing? Does it feel different?

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    • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You’re less sleepy?

      Idk I live on caffeine and weed so my tolerances are… high.

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      • sfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        One of us. One of us.

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      • Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Its fun to do on a saturday and you have either nothing to do or a bunch of chores. A nice sativa with some coffee on a nice sunny day is pretty fun.

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    • HuntressHimbo@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It is a thing. The classic name is the hippie speedball. I would say it definitely feels different, but I have ADHD do stimulants might work different for me than others.

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    • JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      There’s definitely a synergistic effect with the two, however the exact effect could vary. For myself it provides a quicker onset to the effects of weed, whilst maintaining the functional aspect of the coffee quite well.

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    • JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It gave me ultra-focus and made me act autistic.

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    • j4k3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I learned about Adderall from a guy on max Vyvance and Adderall that smoked an ounce or more per day. Dude played counter strike at god mode hacker level.

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      • bassomitron@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        An ounce per day?? That’s insane on multiple levels, but just the cost alone… unless they’re growing their own, that’s an extremely expensive habit.

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  • 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ah, the hippy 8-ball

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    • TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Negative, historical revisionist. According to Ken Kesey a hippy speedball was meth and weed.

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  • SweetCitrusBuzz@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    midi-chlorines? Are they things used to sort of clean a body?

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    • fckreddit@lemmy.ml ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You are thinking of Chlorine. Midi-Chlorines are used by DJs to make music.

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      • SweetCitrusBuzz@beehaw.org ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        lol

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    • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      yes but using 8-bit musical tones

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      • SweetCitrusBuzz@beehaw.org ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Haha, nice

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  • Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Coffee with Weed is like pissing agains the wind.

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  • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Shrooms further amplify the beneficial effects

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  • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It is by will alone I set my mind in motion

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Emperor Palpatine (Darth Sidious) from Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, shooting lightening from his hands and screaming “Unlimited power!”

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