I'd never let my tongue touch a pineapple

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• obinice@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  omg u didn’t censor the bad word enough and now my mum is mad

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  • hotshotgotrhymes@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    don’t worry I’ll call her down

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• zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Why would anyone censor asshole and not pineapple?

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Idiot if you ask me

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• Asafum@feddit.nl ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ok, butt hear me out. Pineapple pizza on assholes!

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  • MrFappy@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I feel as though that would taste like shit…

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    • Asafum@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Better than pineapple pizza then?

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• iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What does it say under that tiny ass line? Good thing it’s censored so effectively.

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    We’ll never know

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• artifex@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fun fact: the protein-digesting enzyme bromelain is found in pineapples. So in some sense, while you're eating the pineapple, the pineapple is eating you . Do with that what you will.

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  • AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I love getting eaten by pineapple, personally.

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• Lembot_0004@discuss.online ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Be especially vigilant near pizza.

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• motor_spirit@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I order goatse pizzas with the pineapple in the gape kaleidoscope, real upper management shit 🖇️

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• gilgameth@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Pineapple goes on pizza just like tongues go into assholes*

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