dzsimbo

@dzsimbo@lemmy.dbzer0.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'd never let my tongue touch a pineapple⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ooo, mommy (umami)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get in the pod, inhale the fumes.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Which are still radiated at you through the ether ;)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When everything is fake and we continue to believe it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But there is! Infotainment. It’s way more engaging than regular news or just dramas. It’s just not the good touch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microplastics will be the "boomers all have lead poisoning" of millennials⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean most others will skip out on the toothpaste variant, but yeah, it’s out there like that kraftwerk song.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Statement on Stop Killing Games - VIDEOGAMES EUROPE⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this a troll site? Or just lawyers?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Windows seemingly lost 400 million users in the past three years — official Microsoft statements show hints of a shrinking user base⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t disagree, but unhappy to report I have the same power over either outcome.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Windows seemingly lost 400 million users in the past three years — official Microsoft statements show hints of a shrinking user base⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Let’s wait till the shopping spree is over and break them the fuck up <3

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Srsly⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think I was able to bring the ‘at’ closer to the time, but I’m not sure it’s correct:

  ‘This can’t possibly be the same 9pm I used to start getting ready at for a night out’

  I’m tempted to remove the ‘used to’ and just put it in simple past for brevity, but that would hold back half the punch.

  This is one of my favorite types of discourse. Polishing jokes and grammar in the gravitas it deserves.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Young men are 'playing videogames all day' instead of getting jobs because they can mooch off of free healthcare, claims congressman⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Truly wonderful.

  You need the gaming in this lifestyle to help divert attention from not being able to get comfort foods at month’s end.

  Otherwise it leaves me all the time to realize the physical and mental hells I am putting myself through. I’ve been qualified for free health care for over a year, but I just arrived to the point where I can reach out and engage the system. I initially thought enrolling would come in handy if I get into an accident, but last week I made the call to start preventive treatments.

  I have an appointment with an actual doctor next month. I am also getting the ball rolling on the emotional side. I was contemplating moving back home, but now I might give this current iteration some more time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Young men are 'playing videogames all day' instead of getting jobs because they can mooch off of free healthcare, claims congressman⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oooh, I’m one of those! Gaming on foodstamps and social health in a US state, AMA.