SPRICH DEUTSCH
When Lemmy.world and Lemmy.ml go down
Submitted 9 months ago by OctopusKurwa@lemm.ee to [deleted]
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Downcount@lemmy.world 9 months ago
zyratoxx@lemm.ee 9 months ago
DU
MaybeLater@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
HURENSOHN
VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 9 months ago
DU HAST
SharkEatingBreakfast@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 months ago
I’ve been wanting to learn German for years now, specifically because “ich_iel” looked really fun.
Guess now is as good of a time as any!
lightsecond@programming.dev 9 months ago
I read somewhere on Lemmy that ich_iel deliberately uses wrong words four the lulz. So be careful or you’ll be learning bad grammar. Youse diggitty?
Johanno@lemmynsfw.com 9 months ago
Well well well,
Brunnen Brunnen Brunnen,
So ich_iel is making jokes on translation english. Instead of translating the meaning they look for funny and/or literally translations.
Instead of translating “well, well, well” with sth that fits like (Gut gut gut) they use the water well translation.
UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 9 months ago
ich_iel is peak German humor and internet culture. It’s a shame that they live on forbidden lands now. Although there’s hope, as the great migration has already begun
mo_lave@reddthat.com 9 months ago
!ich_iel@feddit.de
Blegh@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Wir kommen!
MrBakedBeansOnToast@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Someone wants to learn German for the good humour. Now I’ve seen everything!
ndsvw@feddit.de 9 months ago
[deleted]mryessir@lemmy.sdf.org 9 months ago
Ich schlage vor, wir gedulden uns nur noch bis ÜBERMORGEN! Sende dir asap eine Meetingeinladung als Reminder an dein Handy.
RobertOwnageJunior@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Ridikulöse Suggesterierung.
TacoThrash3r@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Murican here, my kids aren’t giving up the kinder eggs
the_third@feddit.de 9 months ago
Aren’t they illegal to sell for some reason over there?
Gork@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Yeah but we have to use the word dickety because the Kaiser stole our word for, “twenty.”
Zednix@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Stop appropriating culture
Resol@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Germany itself is federated. Coincidence?
I wonder why the Russians aren’t here. They sure like being federated too, innit?
theghostecho@lemmy.world 9 months ago
How does it work?
Resol@lemmy.world 9 months ago
In Russia’s case, I’m pretty sure it’s a bunch of republics within the country that technically govern each other but aren’t sovereign, I can see where that came from since the USSR was literally just a bunch of self governing republics uniting under the common goal of socialism (it’s in the name). Hence why Russia calls itself today the Russian Federation.
As for Germany, well… Federated Republic of Germany. I’d assume its regions are very similarly self governing, they just don’t call themselves republics here.
There’s the Swiss Confederation. Not sure what the “con-” prefix means.
mo_lave@reddthat.com 9 months ago
Du törichter Narr! Die Deutsche sprache ist die beste der Welt!
mryessir@lemmy.sdf.org 9 months ago
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abbadon420@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Jaja, dat zeggen de Fransen ook, maar er kan er toch maar één de beste zijn!
zaphod@feddit.de 9 months ago
Still better than people assuming everyone’s american.
Jubalong@lemmy.world 9 months ago
This is also true just walking around in my hometown in Norway during the summer holidays.
flei@feddit.de 9 months ago
Ze Jermans are everywhere
shadeless@discuss.tchncs.de 9 months ago
Serves you right for having such a beautiful country
ndsvw@feddit.de 9 months ago
[deleted]i_am_hiding@aussie.zone 9 months ago
I’d love to, but mein Deutsch ist nicht gut :(
GustavoM@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Ja, OP. Wenn Lemmy untergeht, werden wir alle Deutsche.
Rayspekt@kbin.social 9 months ago
HAMMERZEIT
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Es ist besser für meine deutsche als duolingo
Johanno@lemmynsfw.com 9 months ago
Viel Glück mit den Fällen
lorez@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Especially German dams.
TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Ich bin kein Berliner!
eierkuchen@feddit.de 9 months ago
Das heißt Pfannkuchen
TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Ich bin Pfannkuchen Berliner.
jannis@feddit.de 9 months ago
Und wo ist dabei das Problem, Ami?
bleepbloopbleep@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Hehehe
MeshPotato@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Überall auf Lemmy und super aktiv auf r/Place 🌈🇩🇪🍞🐘🚒🚄🌭
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Sheisse…
JaymesRS@midwest.social 9 months ago
Fahrvergnügen
Da Da Da
acrobaticpenguin23@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Nur in Deutschland gibt es das Paradies. Bier, das frei aus den Wasserhähnen fließt, und ordnungsgemäße Behandlung der Arbeiter. Prost
bleepbloopbleep@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Tja. Könnt schlimmer kommen. Moin!
ErwinLottemann@feddit.de 9 months ago
Moin!
jacktherippah@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Lebenslanger Schicksalschatz. Only thing I know in German. Not sure if anyone’s gonna get the reference.
Shialac@lemmy.world 9 months ago
How I met your Mother? Yeah that… word…? Sentence…? Almost makes no sense in german lmao
jacktherippah@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Lmao thanks for the insight.
vojel@feddit.de 9 months ago
Punkt der Sicht: Polen 1939
WhiteHotaru@feddit.de 9 months ago
Und nicht nur dann! 👋
ZombieZookeeper@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Is that the marching sounds I’ve been hearing?
Daqu@feddit.de 9 months ago
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Yadaran@feddit.de 9 months ago
BUMM BUMM BUMM
CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Red Alert intro starts
collegefurtrader@discuss.tchncs.de 9 months ago
Yo
Lynchy@reddthat.com 9 months ago
Ja!
QuazarOmega@lemmy.world 9 months ago
karab.in looking fron the side: chuckles, I’m in danger
Hubi@feddit.de 9 months ago
Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland