They are so clueless they don't realize that this just pisses everyone off. Shove your banana

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• xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This looks as if Dwight from The Office wrote it

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• criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is this an Amazon run food bank?

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• skisnow@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• Whiskey_iicarus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  Those peasants should be happy management thought about them at all

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• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  People just don’t want to work no more, so you got to give them snacks to keep them engaged.

  Here’s an idea, lower your profits by 15%, triple everyone’s pay, and watch them all walk in whistling a happy tune every morning.

  Or, y’know, give them a banana. That should work just as well.

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  • Inaminate_Carbon_Rod@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Companies paying their workers minimum wage

    Companies also complaining that “no one has any disposable income anymore”

    #JustCapitalismThings

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  • scottrepreneur@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How much could one banana cost? Five dollars?

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    • GreenCrunch@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sorry folks. Because of the banana handouts, the company is short on cash for the quarter, so there will be no bonuses or raises.

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• renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Monkeys love banana

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  • weirdbeardgame@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Monkeys use leaves to buy banana.

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  • LordCrom@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But code monkeys prefer Fritos with Tab or Mountain Dew

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    • KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Code Monkey very simple man

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• iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  *Limited supplies (10)

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• My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Cavendish or Gros Michelle?

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  • synapse1278@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Gros Michelle already when extinction, so I can only assume it’s a Cavendish. But I don’t think this one with grant you X3 mult on your salary :'(

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    • BakerBagel@midwest.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You can still buy gros michel bananas, they just cost $20 a bunch because so few people grow them these days

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• tias@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Whoever gets there first gets the banana

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    the HR manager dangling the banana from a fishing line from the upper floor: “Yes… Dance, monkey! Dance for your banana!”

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    • GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Relevant

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    • lemmyknow@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “Last Person To Leave The Office Gets A Banana.” Mr. Feast, 2025

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• BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • synapse1278@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Superpiss

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    • RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      We do call the windshield wiper liquid dispenser thing a “piss boy” so makes sense.

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    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Not two not three, a banana

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  • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No - A Banana

    As in, a top-tier, Grade A fully fresh yellow Banana! You think you’ll get a B Banana? HELL NO. Only A Bananas here, my friend!

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• rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is this a leaked frame from the season 3 of Severance?

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  • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If there a third season? I wasn’t sure if they wrapped it they way to be over

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    • rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not yet, but they confirmed the renewal, I think

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