Gentlemen this is democracy manifest!
Confirmation that you are a loser at everything
Submitted 2 months ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/af201272-8aaf-4086-b3ef-b09387e60220.png
Comments
egonallanon@lemm.ee 2 months ago
morphballganon@mtgzone.com 2 months ago
Don’t touch my penis!
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The fuck? It’s all you can eat for X dollars and I paid the fare, you should’ve factored fat fucks into your profit margins! I’d be so mad my murderous instincts would start creeping up… but that’s nothing a couple of dumplings and cheap Napolitan ice-cream can’t fix! 😅
ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The technical term is “Verizon unlimited”
cattywampas@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Assuming this is real (and I doubt that it is) it’s probably more for wasting food than eating too much.
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
The bottom of the card is real, but it isn’t from a Chinese buffet. This card is from a bar.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
weirdbeardgame@lemmy.world 2 months ago
A true legend. His bit about getting out of the line kills me every time.
cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I’m spending too much time here
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Same lol, I also remembered this post and searched their profile for it
realitista@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I would not go quietly. After receiving this note, I would go full Mr. Creosote.
Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 2 months ago
do not go gentle into that good night
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
The sign said all you can eat!
neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
how can you get cutoff at an all-you-can-eat?
That’s their whole promise!
lobut@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Take it easy Lionel Hutz.
spicytuna62@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Look, it’s not “all you can eat.” It’s “all” you can eat."
“You” is not the subject noun, it’s “all.” You refers to the group of people. The buffet is open to the public, and any paying member of the public may eat. Your honor, the phrase has been misinterpreted all along. It was never about allowing any one person to eat until they no longer can, but about allowing any paying customer to eat the food offered at the buffet.
I rest my case.
svc@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 2 months ago
Nounka@lemmy.world 2 months ago
A lot of them are a all you can eat on a 3 hour window. So cut off is logical
kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Becoming so powerful that an entire buffet fears your presence is cool actually. Eat the card and hold your ground.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
eat the ground