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Confirmation that you are a loser at everything

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Submitted ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Mickey7@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • egonallanon@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Gentlemen this is democracy manifest!

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  • kelpie_returns@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Becoming so powerful that an entire buffet fears your presence is cool actually. Eat the card and hold your ground.

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  • ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The fuck? It’s all you can eat for X dollars and I paid the fare, you should’ve factored fat fucks into your profit margins! I’d be so mad my murderous instincts would start creeping up… but that’s nothing a couple of dumplings and cheap Napolitan ice-cream can’t fix! 😅

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    • cattywampas@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Assuming this is real (and I doubt that it is) it’s probably more for wasting food than eating too much.

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      • WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        The bottom of the card is real, but it isn’t from a Chinese buffet. This card is from a bar.

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  • cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m spending too much time here

    lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/46847228

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    John Pinette:

    “You no come here any more! You scare my wife!”

    youtu.be/oRo6DCvJWIU?t=149

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    • weirdbeardgame@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      A true legend. His bit about getting out of the line kills me every time.

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  • neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    how can you get cutoff at an all-you-can-eat?

    That’s their whole promise!

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    • lobut@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Take it easy Lionel Hutz.

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      • spicytuna62@lemmy.world ⁨29⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        Look, it’s not “all you can eat.” It’s “all” you can eat."

        “You” is not the subject noun, it’s “all.” You refers to the group of people. The buffet is open to the public, and any paying member of the public may eat. Your honor, the phrase has been misinterpreted all along. It was never about allowing any one person to eat until they no longer can, but about allowing any paying customer to eat the food offered at the buffet.

        I rest my case.

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      • svc@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        youtu.be/CqT-AvswCZo

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