Confirmation that you are a loser at everything

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• kelpie_returns@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Becoming so powerful that an entire buffet fears your presence is cool actually. Eat the card and hold your ground.

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  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    eat the ground

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• egonallanon@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Gentlemen this is democracy manifest!

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  • morphballganon@mtgzone.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Don’t touch my penis!

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• ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The fuck? It’s all you can eat for X dollars and I paid the fare, you should’ve factored fat fucks into your profit margins! I’d be so mad my murderous instincts would start creeping up… but that’s nothing a couple of dumplings and cheap Napolitan ice-cream can’t fix! 😅

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  • ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The technical term is “Verizon unlimited”

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  • cattywampas@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Assuming this is real (and I doubt that it is) it’s probably more for wasting food than eating too much.

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    • WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The bottom of the card is real, but it isn’t from a Chinese buffet. This card is from a bar.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  John Pinette:

  “You no come here any more! You scare my wife!”

  youtu.be/oRo6DCvJWIU?t=149

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  • weirdbeardgame@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A true legend. His bit about getting out of the line kills me every time.

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• cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m spending too much time here

  lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/46847228

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  • sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Same lol, I also remembered this post and searched their profile for it

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• realitista@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I would not go quietly. After receiving this note, I would go full Mr. Creosote.

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  • Anomalocaris@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    do not go gentle into that good night

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• Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The sign said all you can eat!

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• neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  how can you get cutoff at an all-you-can-eat?

  That’s their whole promise!

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  • lobut@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Take it easy Lionel Hutz.

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    • spicytuna62@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Look, it’s not “all you can eat.” It’s “all” you can eat."

      “You” is not the subject noun, it’s “all.” You refers to the group of people. The buffet is open to the public, and any paying member of the public may eat. Your honor, the phrase has been misinterpreted all along. It was never about allowing any one person to eat until they no longer can, but about allowing any paying customer to eat the food offered at the buffet.

      I rest my case.

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    • svc@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      youtu.be/CqT-AvswCZo

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  • Nounka@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A lot of them are a all you can eat on a 3 hour window. So cut off is logical

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