Becoming so powerful that an entire buffet fears your presence is cool actually. Eat the card and hold your ground.
Confirmation that you are a loser at everything
Submitted 5 hours ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
The fuck? It’s all you can eat for X dollars and I paid the fare, you should’ve factored fat fucks into your profit margins! I’d be so mad my murderous instincts would start creeping up… but that’s nothing a couple of dumplings and cheap Napolitan ice-cream can’t fix! 😅
cattywampas@lemm.ee 1 hour ago
Assuming this is real (and I doubt that it is) it’s probably more for wasting food than eating too much.
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 minutes ago
The bottom of the card is real, but it isn’t from a Chinese buffet. This card is from a bar.
cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 hours ago
I’m spending too much time here
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
weirdbeardgame@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
A true legend. His bit about getting out of the line kills me every time.
neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 hours ago
how can you get cutoff at an all-you-can-eat?
That’s their whole promise!
lobut@lemmy.ca 2 hours ago
Take it easy Lionel Hutz.
spicytuna62@lemmy.world 29 minutes ago
Look, it’s not “all you can eat.” It’s “all” you can eat."
“You” is not the subject noun, it’s “all.” You refers to the group of people. The buffet is open to the public, and any paying member of the public may eat. Your honor, the phrase has been misinterpreted all along. It was never about allowing any one person to eat until they no longer can, but about allowing any paying customer to eat the food offered at the buffet.
I rest my case.
svc@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 1 hour ago
egonallanon@lemm.ee 3 hours ago
Gentlemen this is democracy manifest!