Unless the batpoon spear is made of kryptonite, why would Superman have to duck out of the way instead of letting it bounce harmlessly off his chest?
The Batpoon's First Appearance: was World's Finest Comics #9 (March, 1943). This is from World's Finest Comics #163 (December, 1966)
Submitted 10 months ago by RegularJoe@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 months ago
PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Thank goodness it’s not a bullet- that’d violate Batman’s moral prohibition on guns!
Lumiluz@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
Also it’s to make sure he can hit superman. Superman is faster than a speeding bullet, but a batpoon isn’t a bullet. Checkmate
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 10 months ago
Kind of gay.
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“No time to duck, but I did think this whole sentence. I could have dodged if I thought faster! Wait it still didn’t hit me? Is that thing in slow motion? I think its slower than a bullet. Thats funny, and what kinda name is Batpoon, its so silly. Should I call my strength “super strength”…oh wait, I d- OW I forgot to move!”
CatZoomies@lemmy.world 10 months ago
A god-like alien that is faster than a speeding bullet should be able to easily dodge Batman poon.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Maybe he doesn’t want to dodge Batmans poon
Demdaru@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Dude, he just got thrown off by just how slow it is. Like in fighting games. You are used to opponent light spamming the ever loving shit outta ya, so when he throws out a slow ass heavy you dodge just for the tracking to jump in later than normal and boom, got hit
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 10 months ago
His inability to avoid it is his lesser-known vulnerability.
TachyonTele@piefed.social 10 months ago
Only if Batman poon didn't have time to prep and wasn't prepared first.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 months ago
Batman’s solution to Silver Age Superman, a character that can pull planets around on a string:
“I’ll trip him.”
It works.
kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
National Batpoon
Lembot_0003@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Batpoon? Batman’s spoon? Sorry, I’m not a specialist in Batmaniada…
watson387@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
It’s short for bat punani
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Bat Harpoon.
wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
No its a squirt gun he filled after working late with Batgirl
Mustakrakish@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Ah superman! Dodging out of the way of 'poon like any upstanding moral young man should! ting