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Worst spy ever

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ickplant@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I shit you not, this has gotten me out of trouble dozens of times. Any time I get pulled over I pull out the “golly jeez” and “oh dang” and proceed to talk the cop’s ear off about the fine minutia of my incredibly boring day.

    Once got pulled over in a tiny town at 3am in a boaty cadillac with a dope sticker on the back windshield. Watched the cop go from “drug bust of the century” to “please don’t let anyone see me here” in about 4min. Literally watched the man’s will to live leave his body when I started taking about d&d.

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    • Amputret@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Are you an energy vampire?

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      • PixTupy@lemmy.ml ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Like “What we do in the shadows” series? That’s exactly who I thought of too.

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    • partial_accumen@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Literally watched the man’s will to live leave his body when I started taking about d&d.

      He’s probably old school and plays or 3rd edition rules. He just couldn’t stand hearing you blaspheme his game.

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      • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        If it ain’t got THAC0, it ain’t D&D.

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    • pineapplelover@lemm.ee ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      How do you do this?

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      • Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Spend a year working in a retirement home. Then mirror that energy and just commit wholly to the bit.

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    • Amir@lemmy.ml ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Literally watched the man’s will to live leave his body when I started taking about d&d.

      WHAT THE FUCK I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO DID THIS LMAO

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  • Aeri@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is basically just a set of scenes that I would fully believe took place in Archer if I hadn’t seen this post.

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    • Bosht@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Hahaha holy shit I thought the same exact thing. I need to rewatch those soon. Been a few years. Are they making them still?

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      • abysmalpoptart@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Absolutely cancelled at the the of season 14, talks of a revival are happening but tbd

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  • aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    this… seems like ADHD.

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  • Hamknight@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I read this all through the vice of Sterling Archer. Highly recommend

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    • iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Honestly, a lot of things are improved by H. John Benjamin’s voice lol

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      • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Also Diedeich Bader.

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  • voodooattack@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Welcome to !adhd@lemmy.dbzer0.com guys

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    • zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Lol I thought that’s where I was

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  • Dagwood222@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    [off topic]

    I can’t remember the author or title of the story.

    Napoleon wants to give his enemies false information, so he picks a courier who looks bold and dashing, but has a reputation for being a complete fuck up.

    The idiot manages to fumble his way past a dozen patrols and deliver the orders.

    Exactly what they didn’t want.

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  • philpo@feddit.org ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Tbh, I read that there were multiple Stasi Agents faking exactly that type of personality. If you can’t keep a secret besides that one important secret… Everyone will think you can’t keep a secret. … which means you couldn’t be a spy.

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  • Aksamit@slrpnk.net ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Vibes based spying

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  • 5parky@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Chunk: And this I’ve time, I mixed up a batch of fake barf, snuck up to the balcony at the theater, and made a noise like “huuuuh, huuuuh” and dumped it over the side.

    Fratelli: I think I’m beginning to like this kid, ma.

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  • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    New bames john movie

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  • match@pawb.social ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Me, an empath: Uh huh. Uhhuh. puts a keyboard down in front of them so they unconsciously input their password while telling me about Severance

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  • popekingjoe@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I feel attacked.

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