I read this all through the vice of Sterling Archer. Highly recommend
Worst spy ever
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Hamknight@lemmy.world 1 month ago
iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
Honestly, a lot of things are improved by H. John Benjamin’s voice lol
Aeri@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This is basically just a set of scenes that I would fully believe took place in Archer if I hadn’t seen this post.
Bosht@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hahaha holy shit I thought the same exact thing. I need to rewatch those soon. Been a few years. Are they making them still?
abysmalpoptart@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Absolutely cancelled at the the of season 14, talks of a revival are happening but tbd
Dagwood222@lemm.ee 1 month ago
[off topic]
I can’t remember the author or title of the story.
Napoleon wants to give his enemies false information, so he picks a courier who looks bold and dashing, but has a reputation for being a complete fuck up.
The idiot manages to fumble his way past a dozen patrols and deliver the orders.
Exactly what they didn’t want.
voodooattack@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Welcome to !adhd@lemmy.dbzer0.com guys
zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Lol I thought that’s where I was
philpo@feddit.org 1 month ago
Tbh, I read that there were multiple Stasi Agents faking exactly that type of personality. If you can’t keep a secret besides that one important secret… Everyone will think you can’t keep a secret. … which means you couldn’t be a spy.
aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
this… seems like ADHD.
Aksamit@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Vibes based spying
5parky@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Chunk: And this I’ve time, I mixed up a batch of fake barf, snuck up to the balcony at the theater, and made a noise like “huuuuh, huuuuh” and dumped it over the side.
Fratelli: I think I’m beginning to like this kid, ma.
match@pawb.social 1 month ago
Me, an empath: Uh huh. Uhhuh. puts a keyboard down in front of them so they unconsciously input their password while telling me about Severance
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
New bames john movie
popekingjoe@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I feel attacked.
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I shit you not, this has gotten me out of trouble dozens of times. Any time I get pulled over I pull out the “golly jeez” and “oh dang” and proceed to talk the cop’s ear off about the fine minutia of my incredibly boring day.
Once got pulled over in a tiny town at 3am in a boaty cadillac with a dope sticker on the back windshield. Watched the cop go from “drug bust of the century” to “please don’t let anyone see me here” in about 4min. Literally watched the man’s will to live leave his body when I started taking about d&d.
Amputret@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Are you an energy vampire?
PixTupy@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Like “What we do in the shadows” series? That’s exactly who I thought of too.
partial_accumen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
He’s probably old school and plays or 3rd edition rules. He just couldn’t stand hearing you blaspheme his game.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If it ain’t got THAC0, it ain’t D&D.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Dont talk to cops, unless you can make it a kind of torture?
pineapplelover@lemm.ee 1 month ago
How do you do this?
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Spend a year working in a retirement home. Then mirror that energy and just commit wholly to the bit.
Amir@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
WHAT THE FUCK I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO DID THIS LMAO