This is basically just a set of scenes that I would fully believe took place in Archer if I hadn’t seen this post.
Worst spy ever
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Aeri@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Bosht@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Hahaha holy shit I thought the same exact thing. I need to rewatch those soon. Been a few years. Are they making them still?
abysmalpoptart@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Absolutely cancelled at the the of season 14, talks of a revival are happening but tbd
aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 hours ago
this… seems like ADHD.
Hamknight@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I read this all through the vice of Sterling Archer. Highly recommend
iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 1 day ago
Honestly, a lot of things are improved by H. John Benjamin’s voice lol
voodooattack@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Welcome to !adhd@lemmy.dbzer0.com guys
zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works 4 hours ago
Lol I thought that’s where I was
Dagwood222@lemm.ee 1 day ago
[off topic]
I can’t remember the author or title of the story.
Napoleon wants to give his enemies false information, so he picks a courier who looks bold and dashing, but has a reputation for being a complete fuck up.
The idiot manages to fumble his way past a dozen patrols and deliver the orders.
Exactly what they didn’t want.
philpo@feddit.org 20 hours ago
Tbh, I read that there were multiple Stasi Agents faking exactly that type of personality. If you can’t keep a secret besides that one important secret… Everyone will think you can’t keep a secret. … which means you couldn’t be a spy.
Aksamit@slrpnk.net 18 hours ago
Vibes based spying
5parky@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Chunk: And this I’ve time, I mixed up a batch of fake barf, snuck up to the balcony at the theater, and made a noise like “huuuuh, huuuuh” and dumped it over the side.
Fratelli: I think I’m beginning to like this kid, ma.
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
New bames john movie
match@pawb.social 22 hours ago
Me, an empath: Uh huh. Uhhuh. puts a keyboard down in front of them so they unconsciously input their password while telling me about Severance
popekingjoe@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
I feel attacked.
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I shit you not, this has gotten me out of trouble dozens of times. Any time I get pulled over I pull out the “golly jeez” and “oh dang” and proceed to talk the cop’s ear off about the fine minutia of my incredibly boring day.
Once got pulled over in a tiny town at 3am in a boaty cadillac with a dope sticker on the back windshield. Watched the cop go from “drug bust of the century” to “please don’t let anyone see me here” in about 4min. Literally watched the man’s will to live leave his body when I started taking about d&d.
Amputret@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Are you an energy vampire?
PixTupy@lemmy.ml 22 hours ago
Like “What we do in the shadows” series? That’s exactly who I thought of too.
partial_accumen@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
He’s probably old school and plays or 3rd edition rules. He just couldn’t stand hearing you blaspheme his game.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
If it ain’t got THAC0, it ain’t D&D.
pineapplelover@lemm.ee 21 hours ago
How do you do this?
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Spend a year working in a retirement home. Then mirror that energy and just commit wholly to the bit.
Amir@lemmy.ml 20 hours ago
WHAT THE FUCK I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO DID THIS LMAO