This is basically just a set of scenes that I would fully believe took place in Archer if I hadn’t seen this post.
Worst spy ever
Submitted 10 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Aeri@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Bosht@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Hahaha holy shit I thought the same exact thing. I need to rewatch those soon. Been a few years. Are they making them still?
abysmalpoptart@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Absolutely cancelled at the the of season 14, talks of a revival are happening but tbd
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
New bames john movie
Aksamit@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
Vibes based spying
popekingjoe@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I feel attacked.
philpo@feddit.org 10 months ago
Tbh, I read that there were multiple Stasi Agents faking exactly that type of personality. If you can’t keep a secret besides that one important secret… Everyone will think you can’t keep a secret. … which means you couldn’t be a spy.
5parky@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Chunk: And this I’ve time, I mixed up a batch of fake barf, snuck up to the balcony at the theater, and made a noise like “huuuuh, huuuuh” and dumped it over the side.
Fratelli: I think I’m beginning to like this kid, ma.
match@pawb.social 10 months ago
Me, an empath: Uh huh. Uhhuh. puts a keyboard down in front of them so they unconsciously input their password while telling me about Severance
voodooattack@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Welcome to !adhd@lemmy.dbzer0.com guys
zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Lol I thought that’s where I was
Dagwood222@lemm.ee 10 months ago
[off topic]
I can’t remember the author or title of the story.
Napoleon wants to give his enemies false information, so he picks a courier who looks bold and dashing, but has a reputation for being a complete fuck up.
The idiot manages to fumble his way past a dozen patrols and deliver the orders.
Exactly what they didn’t want.
Hamknight@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I read this all through the vice of Sterling Archer. Highly recommend
iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
Honestly, a lot of things are improved by H. John Benjamin’s voice lol
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I shit you not, this has gotten me out of trouble dozens of times. Any time I get pulled over I pull out the “golly jeez” and “oh dang” and proceed to talk the cop’s ear off about the fine minutia of my incredibly boring day.
Once got pulled over in a tiny town at 3am in a boaty cadillac with a dope sticker on the back windshield. Watched the cop go from “drug bust of the century” to “please don’t let anyone see me here” in about 4min. Literally watched the man’s will to live leave his body when I started taking about d&d.
Amir@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Literally watched the man’s will to live leave his body when I started taking about d&d.
WHAT THE FUCK I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO DID THIS LMAO
pineapplelover@lemm.ee 10 months ago
How do you do this?
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Spend a year working in a retirement home. Then mirror that energy and just commit wholly to the bit.
partial_accumen@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Literally watched the man’s will to live leave his body when I started taking about d&d.
He’s probably old school and plays or 3rd edition rules. He just couldn’t stand hearing you blaspheme his game.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Dont talk to cops, unless you can make it a kind of torture?
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 10 months ago
If it ain’t got THAC0, it ain’t D&D.
Amputret@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Are you an energy vampire?
PixTupy@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Like “What we do in the shadows” series? That’s exactly who I thought of too.
aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
this… seems like ADHD.