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Technichally-wrong community. Here here, peepostin' lyka pro

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨anzo@programming.dev⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The person who empties the urine bag has entered the chat! Image

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    • valkyre09@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Purple bag syndrome?

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      • BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        The first person to experience that, along with their doctors, must’ve been freaking the fuck out lmao

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    • OmegaLemmy@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Let’s from a rainbow just from piss alone!

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      • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        It is pride month

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Mmmhm, mmmhm… I know some of these words!

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    • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yoo I want blue pee. My girlfriend takes vitamins that make her pee neon yellow and I’m jealous.

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      • RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Energy drinks can make it neon yellow as well.

        I’m guessing it’s a particular b vitamin that does it.

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  • terminhell@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yellow-green to light green = monster on an empty stomach.

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    • cattywampas@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      B vitamins right? Certain vitamin supplements will give you some neon pee too

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      • Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        also contrast dyes for medical imaging, that’ll mess with your pee colour on the way out.

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      (the drink, not the creature)

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    • CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Also one too many hand grenades on bourbon street (1 is too many)

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    • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Also taking gas station pills full of burdock root because you think you might have a drug test.

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  • Limonene@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Purple: You have eaten beets recently. Green: You have had a Vitamin B supplement.

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Or a really bad UTI

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  • FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My piss is always crystal clear.

    (I’m the drink too much water part of the chart)

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  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m bi-polar. I don’t suffer manic episodes anymore (it levels out with age, as far as I can tell), but when I was awake for four days, forgetting to drink water, my pee turned a dark and sickly, cloudy yellow. And it smelled awful. I don’t miss it.

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  • Depress_Mode@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If your piss is blue or purple, you probably have porphyria. It also means you need to go see a doctor.

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    • Zenith@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Or it means you’ve been seeing one, are probably in ICU and you’ve been given mega doses of some B vitamins to help your blood pressure… at least that’s why my pee was purple

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  • thenewred@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Beets

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    • remotelove@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I read it as bees.

      Please do not the bees.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    !pissposting@lemmy.world

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  • Harvey656@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’ve missed every color here. My pee is LGBT.

    Actually can I get rgb installed in my penis so I can pee all colors at all times?

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  • Matriks404@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sow what is the normal pee color? Green?

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    • hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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    • djehuti@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Sorta between what and what.

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    • Maalus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Transparent, very slightly yellow-ish. Depends on what you drunk, ate, if you’re sick or not etc.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Lyka pro

    Wasn’t that the fancy camera Jamie had in Eurotrip? 🤔

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  • then_three_more@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Purple: See a doctor and let your son be regent.

    (I like to keep my references fresh and relevant)

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  • gedaliyah@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What if it comes out that color that researchers discovered that you can only see by shining lasers in your eyes?

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ha-ha ha-ha-ha, now you’re blind!

      (asdfmovie)

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  • NorthoftheBordee@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Green is from drinking too much milk. Like three liters per day.

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