Technichally-wrong community. Here here, peepostin' lyka pro

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• Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The person who empties the urine bag has entered the chat! Image

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  • valkyre09@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Purple bag syndrome?

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    • BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee ⁨56⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      The first person to experience that, along with their doctors, must’ve been freaking the fuck out lmao

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Mmmhm, mmmhm… I know some of these words!

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• terminhell@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Yellow-green to light green = monster on an empty stomach.

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  • cattywampas@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    B vitamins right? Certain vitamin supplements will give you some neon pee too

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    • Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      also contrast dyes for medical imaging, that’ll mess with your pee colour on the way out.

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    (the drink, not the creature)

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  • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Also taking gas station pills full of burdock root because you think you might have a drug test.

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• thenewred@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Beets

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  • remotelove@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    I read it as bees.

    Please do not the bees.

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• FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My piss is always crystal clear.

  (I’m the drink too much water part of the chart)

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Lyka pro

  Wasn’t that the fancy camera Jamie had in Eurotrip? 🤔

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m bi-polar. I don’t suffer manic episodes anymore (it levels out with age, as far as I can tell), but when I was awake for four days, forgetting to drink water, my pee turned a dark and sickly, cloudy yellow. And it smelled awful. I don’t miss it.

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• Depress_Mode@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If your piss is blue or purple, you probably have porphyria. It also means you need to go see a doctor.

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  • Zenith@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Or it means you’ve been seeing one, are probably in ICU and you’ve been given mega doses of some B vitamins to help your blood pressure… at least that’s why my pee was purple

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• then_three_more@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Purple: See a doctor and let your son be regent.

  (I like to keep my references fresh and relevant)

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• ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  !pissposting@lemmy.world

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• gedaliyah@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What if it comes out that color that researchers discovered that you can only see by shining lasers in your eyes?

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ha-ha ha-ha-ha, now you’re blind!

    (asdfmovie)

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• NorthoftheBordee@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Green is from drinking too much milk. Like three liters per day.

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