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The audacity

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Submitted ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨diemartin@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • gofsckyourself@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Shame on whoever cropped out the artist. Moi Escudero

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    • diemartin@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The image was already cropped when I saved it. My bad for not looking up the artist

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  • barbedbeard@lemmy.ml ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The insurance hasn’t authorized this procedure, we must get him back.

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    • Happyblonde@lemmy.zip ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      😂😂

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  • bappity@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    if we figure out reincarnation loan sharks will be the first to strike

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    • FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      New game+, you start with your own funeral debt

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    • Happyblonde@lemmy.zip ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Omg so true 😂😂

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    • kautau@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      lol more likely than not it will be an incredibly expensive thing so unless you’re super wealthy you’ll need to spend most of your incarnated life working to pay for it

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  • Nelots@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m not of fan of how the watermark is cut off, so here’s the full original image.

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    • diemartin@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The image was already cropped when I saved it. My bad for not looking up the artist

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  • TimboSlice@discuss.online ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    In reality, it’d be the executives pulling, not the staff…

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    • Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah. Should be suits pulling them down. I really don’t like that this denigrates the wonderful people who actually do the work.

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  • atlien51@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    American hospitals in 2025:

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  • Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Reminds me of a joke I once heard from an ER nurse:

    Why do they nail coffins shut?

    To keep oncologists out.

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    • ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Is the implication that oncologists want to keep patients alive enough to keep draining their bank account?

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      • zach@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I think it also means oncologists are the type of people who keep hoping when treatment seems futile. “Don’t die yet, maybe one more round of chemo will cure you”

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      • Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Yes.

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  • doug@lemmy.today ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Grim Fandango is probably going to be the most accurate depiction of the afterlife if ever there was one.

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  • sandflavoured@lemm.ee ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    why they wearing crocs

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    • diemartin@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s common to see medical staff wearing them. I guess because they are comfortable 😁

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      • Amputret@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        They don’t slip when the floor is covered in blood/bodily fluids. People shit on Alien Covenant for the slipping on blood scene, you can tell those people have never been around blood before. Also they’re very easy to clean.

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      • DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        They’re also easy to clean if they get gross from surgery.

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    • simplejack@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No fabric to soak up fluids, they’re light, they don’t easily slip.

      They’re pretty common in North American hospitals.

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  • throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Welp, start the 7 year timer I guess… 🤷‍♂️

    Ain’t paying a dime. I will haunt this place for 7 years.

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  • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Fucking Ghostbusters.

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  • OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Know how I know you’re American?

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    • diemartin@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m not.

      In my country we have public (and free!) healthcare, but doctors wait until it’s life-threatening to treat patients. My mother has been two (2) times in preop for her goiter, and she’s still waiting for almost 2 years for the actual procedure. I have been waiting for almost a year for an umbilical hernia.

      Private healthcare is the same I heard, except well, you pay.

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      • uuldika@lemmy.ml ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        you’d think a public healthcare system would figure out that treating conditions early is actually cheaper.

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  • ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I owe my soul to the company store

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  • simplejack@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is why you should try to get into an HMO in the states.

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