The insurance hasn’t authorized this procedure, we must get him back.
The audacity
Submitted 16 hours ago by diemartin@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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bappity@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
if we figure out reincarnation loan sharks will be the first to strike
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
New game+, you start with your own funeral debt
Happyblonde@lemmy.zip 13 hours ago
Omg so true 😂😂
kautau@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
lol more likely than not it will be an incredibly expensive thing so unless you’re super wealthy you’ll need to spend most of your incarnated life working to pay for it
Nelots@lemmy.zip 11 hours ago
I’m not of fan of how the watermark is cut off, so here’s the full original image.
spoiler
diemartin@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
The image was already cropped when I saved it. My bad for not looking up the artist
TimboSlice@discuss.online 14 hours ago
In reality, it’d be the executives pulling, not the staff…
Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Yeah. Should be suits pulling them down. I really don’t like that this denigrates the wonderful people who actually do the work.
atlien51@lemm.ee 4 hours ago
American hospitals in 2025:
Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Reminds me of a joke I once heard from an ER nurse:
Why do they nail coffins shut?
To keep oncologists out.
ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 16 hours ago
Is the implication that oncologists want to keep patients alive enough to keep draining their bank account?
zach@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 hours ago
I think it also means oncologists are the type of people who keep hoping when treatment seems futile. “Don’t die yet, maybe one more round of chemo will cure you”
Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Yes.
doug@lemmy.today 16 hours ago
Grim Fandango is probably going to be the most accurate depiction of the afterlife if ever there was one.
sandflavoured@lemm.ee 12 hours ago
why they wearing crocs
diemartin@sh.itjust.works 12 hours ago
It’s common to see medical staff wearing them. I guess because they are comfortable 😁
Amputret@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 hours ago
They don’t slip when the floor is covered in blood/bodily fluids. People shit on Alien Covenant for the slipping on blood scene, you can tell those people have never been around blood before. Also they’re very easy to clean.
DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 12 hours ago
They’re also easy to clean if they get gross from surgery.
simplejack@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
No fabric to soak up fluids, they’re light, they don’t easily slip.
They’re pretty common in North American hospitals.
throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
Welp, start the 7 year timer I guess… 🤷♂️
Ain’t paying a dime. I will haunt this place for 7 years.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 11 hours ago
Fucking Ghostbusters.
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 13 hours ago
Know how I know you’re American?
diemartin@sh.itjust.works 12 hours ago
I’m not.
In my country we have public (and free!) healthcare, but doctors wait until it’s life-threatening to treat patients. My mother has been two (2) times in preop for her goiter, and she’s still waiting for almost 2 years for the actual procedure. I have been waiting for almost a year for an umbilical hernia.
Private healthcare is the same I heard, except well, you pay.
uuldika@lemmy.ml 12 hours ago
you’d think a public healthcare system would figure out that treating conditions early is actually cheaper.
ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
I owe my soul to the company store
simplejack@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
This is why you should try to get into an HMO in the states.
gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Shame on whoever cropped out the artist. Moi Escudero
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diemartin@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
The image was already cropped when I saved it. My bad for not looking up the artist